×

Quote from: hip
don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.


Crank(Read 2947 times)
Crank on: May 02, 2009, 09:51:46 PM
This shit is hilarious. My kid had Crank High Voltage on when I stopped by yesterday and I laughed my ass off.
So, I downloaded the original last night.

So far I think High Voltage was better, that's just my opinion. It's unusual when the second installment exceeds the original.

But this guy is so fucking funny.
About half way through the original (and about 1/3 bottle of wine) took a break to post this. So I haven't seen the whole thing yet.
So far CHV has more nipple, the main black girl in that one had magnificent nips.


Don't know why I never heard of this guy before yesterday. And I don't know what genre these movies are classed as but they are hilarious.
 
I'm supposed to be working on DoD hardware right now but I'll get to that a little later. Gotta kill that little halo fucker first.

Ok done sharing.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Crank Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 10:30:49 PM
High Voltage is a movie from 1929!
I have it, on DVD!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Crank Reply #2 on: May 02, 2009, 11:16:17 PM
Wax DVD's no doubt
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Crank Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 11:57:01 PM
Wax DVD's no doubt
Beautiful, anachronistic joke!
10/10
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Crank Reply #4 on: May 03, 2009, 12:16:23 AM
Tru is you son of age, single, non-crazy, hot? Tell him I said whats up.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Crank Reply #5 on: May 03, 2009, 12:48:48 AM
Tru is you son of age, single, non-crazy, hot? Tell him I said whats up.
the question was just a formality, really.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Crank Reply #6 on: May 03, 2009, 02:54:18 AM
I'm of age, single, non-crazy, and hot and maybe just a little fat
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Crank Reply #7 on: May 04, 2009, 03:42:33 PM
Don't know why I never heard of this guy before yesterday.

I recommend you see Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. And Snatch. And The Transporter was pretty good - the first one, anyway.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.