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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA(Read 10926 times)
Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #30 on: May 06, 2009, 04:52:27 AM
Welcome to my world.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #31 on: May 06, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #32 on: May 06, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #33 on: May 06, 2009, 08:02:36 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's penis.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #34 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:13 AM
It's a natural progression. Teenaged girl>Band geeks>Sex>Anal sex>Double fist>Tentacles>Kyle's plastic penis.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #35 on: May 06, 2009, 08:21:20 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #36 on: May 07, 2009, 02:32:01 AM
Rubber guys, rubber.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #37 on: May 08, 2009, 07:56:42 PM
the majorettes at my high school were super sexy, half naked and had some freaky hot rhythm skills with their big twirling phalli.....mmmmm....high school locker rooms....


still not as good as the women's swim team in college, though. *sigh*


i need a woman. it's been a while. it'll probably be a lot longer.