There's a guy in the office across from mine who is a former wild man trying to stay on the straight and narrow as a born again christian, so I'm helping him by cutting out tranny sex ads from the back of the city paper and hiding them around his office.

I think he's going to be really pissed when he finds the one tacked behind the picture the woman in the phillipines who is his future wife.

Not a prank, but my boss has a book called "Scat". My coworker told her what scat is, now my boss is telling everyone about scat. Then I told my coworker what a dirty sanchez is.

So you're educating your boss through your co-worker? I suggest you spread the word about "dogs in a bathtub" next. What is this "Scat" book about?

I think the cat is meant to "Scat", but beyond that why is your boss reading a book for 5-8th graders???

Man... you got me all excited for a second. I thought there was a new Hiaasen out that I hadn't read. :|

I mean I guess his kiddie books are probably pretty good, considering how much ass his regular books kick. But I haven't read any of them yet.

I think the cat is meant to "Scat", but beyond that why is your boss reading a book for 5-8th graders???

Ha I don't know. Maybe that's all she can handle.

BTW, the chance of Hiaasen not knowing what "scat" could mean is precisely 0%.

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you need Terry Tate in there for a day

Man I love Terry Tate.

I wish I could find it but the whole Terry Tate thing was kind of a ripoff of (or "inspired by") some old SportsCenter commercials where Tom Jackson suited back up in the old (ugly-ass) Broncos uniform and went around tackling people.

I used to prank this super christian chick named Holly at my old job.  She had pictures of her kid everywhere and I whited out his eyes in a couple of pictures and he looked like a creepy demon child.  Also I plugged her computer monitor into a clapper and when I would walk by I would clap and her monitor would go off.  Then I put tape over the sensor on her mouse and she thought it was broken.  Good times.

I used to prank this super christian chick named Holly at my old job.  She had pictures of her kid everywhere and I whited out his eyes in a couple of pictures and he looked like a creepy demon child.  Also I plugged her computer monitor into a clapper and when I would walk by I would clap and her monitor would go off.  Then I put tape over the sensor on her mouse and she thought it was broken.  Good times.

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I used to prank this super christian chick named Holly at my old job.  She had pictures of her kid everywhere and I whited out his eyes in a couple of pictures and he looked like a creepy demon child.  Also I plugged her computer monitor into a clapper and when I would walk by I would clap and her monitor would go off.  Then I put tape over the sensor on her mouse and she thought it was broken.  Good times.

Swap three keys on someone's keyboard around. They'll freak, especially if they can't touch type.

Photo copy a pen on a whole ream of paper. Then mix the ream with a clean ream, and put it in the photocopier.

Watch as the repairman tears apart the photocopier looking for the jammed pen.

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Thanks for finding that!  Great stuff.

Photo copy a pen on a whole ream of paper. Then mix the ream with a clean ream, and put it in the photocopier.

Watch as the repairman tears apart the photocopier looking for the jammed pen.

Woah, that one's genius.

my favorite prank so far was to get the rumor started that "reductions in force" (RIFs) actually save a company money with no impact to productivity.

Boywonder had a great one where you take the bottom off someone's chair, and pop some shrimp in there, close it back up.
It's the gift that keeps on giving!

The guy with the tranny pics is having a meeting in his office right now. There's like nine of them hidden in there so far in places of various difficulty to find.

nice. maybe i should put a scat picture as my coworkers desktop.

Get four chickens, number them "1," "2," "4," and "5."

Set them loose in the building.

Profit.

oooh nice

for valentine's day my husband's boss signed the card that my husband was giving me. he signed it "love you more." simple thing, but everyone knew about it and dave doesn't lose. so...while his boss was guarding his card for his wife from dave, he forgot to hide it from the intern...whom dave had paid to sneak into boss' office and paste a picture of dave wearing godawful fake teeth and playing with his nipples onto the popup card of a couple in the bath having a romantic evening.

it's a bit complicated. if it makes sense to anyone, let me know, because i'll be very impressed with myself.

This dude really pissed me off as a service call in a client's office ...
He could remove a program (no access), so I removed it for him ...
But not before I took a screenshot of his desktop and used it as his desktop background from BEFORE I removed the item in question ...

The icons all matched up perfectly, so it worked overall, at least in this case, as he couldn't figure out how to remove the icon from his desktop, let alone the fact that now that program wouldn't run ...

Yes, I told the boss beforehand ...
Yes, dickface was pissed ...
Yes, we laughed a lot at this one ...
No, I don't care ...

If I ever find Thrash's office I'm going to replace every written piece of text with braille

I'll be at Thrash's office, get me the braille and it will be done.