My office prank is that I dress up really nicely (shiny shoes, pressed slacks, button-up long sleeve) for half a day, and then go home and change into regular clothes.

white collar prank

A guy at my old job did that same kind of thing on Valentines day, except he wore a black shirt with a red tie for the first part of the day and then a red shirt with a black tie the other half of the day.  I think he got fired a week later.

I'd fire somebody for dressing like Billie Joe Armstrong too.

I'd fire somebody for dressing like Billie Joe Armstrong too.

Billie Joe USED to be cool, until he decided he was 15 again and started dressing emo and playing gay music.

If I ever find Thrash's office I'm going to replace every written piece of text with braille

i don't feel like researching braille at the moment.
is "..." equal to 3 consecutive raised bumps? because you would need a fucking lot of those if you were to replace his personal memos.

is "..." equal to 3 consecutive raised bumps? because you would need a fucking lot of those if you were to replace his personal memos.

it's a stretch, but i'll applaud the effort.
Good work. 

Why can't anyone tell I'm wearing this business suit ironically?

I'm sure you've already heard this but....

The Greatest Prank Call Ever

Yes, that is a good one. The radio hosts and their lame radio host guy laughter sucks though.

Yes, that is a good one. The radio hosts and their lame radio host guy laughter sucks though.

I thought everyone laughed like that in public. 

I'm sure you've already heard this but....

That was insanely annoying.

Yes, that is a good one. The radio hosts and their lame radio host guy laughter sucks though.

Agreed.

I love this one:

Sarah Palin Prank Call with 'Nicolas Sarkozy'

This one too:

Prank War 6: The Yankee Prankee

That's fucking classic.