I think the above definitions of gay are false.

Well then you're probably gay.

Or false ...
Icelandic translation for the slang term that is "gay" is "false truth" ...

Go from there ...

I'm not sure if Lothar's post is sarcasm or not (re: his comment that most of the people he's had sex with were women) but yeah, that's the way it works.

A lady friend studying abroad in Japan sent me an Onacup, so I fucked it.

That's the only thing that wasn't a woman.

Ok then.... so how many of you guys have actually tasted it??

does snowballing count?
does it have to be our own?
what if it's been baked into something, like flan?

Snowballing def does count.

Doesn't have to be your own but has to be semen.

Using it as an ingredient counts also.

Its always nice to have your box licked AFTER sex.

Its always nice to have your box licked AFTER sex.

That's Sports Center time, fool

i'm okay with the double standard. i'm also okay with the fact that my friend brook seems to be quite a little kink monster, which only makes her more lovable.

She's stealing my heart *swoon*

Well then you're probably gay.

i was about to post this (minus "well" and "probably") when i realized there was a page 2. good thing i didn't. redundancy is so last year.

Its always nice to have your box licked AFTER sex.

Detroit sounds like my kind of man!

I like homos! And bisexual guys, or bi-curious, or straight guys that would suck cock. Yeah I'm a perv.

No no you don't understand.

When a girl does it, it's hot.

When a guy does it, he's gay.

I'm not sure if Lothar's post is sarcasm or not (re: his comment that most of the people he's had sex with were women) but yeah, that's the way it works.

Suck one dick and you're not bi, or curious, experimenting, super drunk, or any other nonsense. You're gay.

Make out with a dude? You're gay.

Eat your own cum? Not quite gay, but that's only because you haven't found a dick to suck yet.

There's nothing wrong with making out a chick after she went down on you, unless it was to completion. Then you're getting a nice appreciative kiss on the forehead.

When chicks do gay shit it's hot, and yes it's a double standard but I don't really care about that. Know why? Cause I don't want to suck dick, that's why.

Yep.

So. I guess im the only sexualy liberal male in the joint.

You and Danzig.

I can live with that.

With each other, even?

I throw my lot in with Joe and Danzig.  I agree with some of what you guys are saying, but I don't think the double standard as you guys describe it is fair game for the ladies.  If I tongue lash my lady's box and then kiss her afterwards she's fine with that.  If my girl takes a mouth load from me, swallows it, and I refuse to kiss her afterwards that's just not fair play, in fact it implies that what I just did to her was disgusting and degrading.  I'm not saying I usually shower her with cum and then clean it off her with my tongue, or request that she slow dribble my cum into my mouth from her's, but there is a fine line.

Or as Jay would say:
Yeah!  There is a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay!

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.

Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.

Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]

Jay: Dude, not all the time.

With each other, even?

In a " he's living in my granny flat " situ , yes.

If my girl takes a mouth load from me, swallows it, and I refuse to kiss her afterwards that's just not fair play, in fact it implies that what I just did to her was disgusting and degrading.  I'm not saying I usually shower her with cum and then clean it off her with my tongue, or request that she slow dribble my cum into my mouth from her's, but there is a fine line.

I don't get what you are implying from either of my posts in either thread.

I'm agreeing with the quoted parts, except for the struck out parts.

I throw my lot in with Joe and Danzig.  I agree with some of what you guys are saying, but I don't think the double standard as you guys describe it is fair game for the ladies.  If I tongue lash my lady's box and then kiss her afterwards she's fine with that.  If my girl takes a mouth load from me, swallows it, and I refuse to kiss her afterwards that's just not fair play, in fact it implies that what I just did to her was disgusting and degrading.  I'm not saying I usually shower her with cum and then clean it off her with my tongue, or request that she slow dribble my cum into my mouth from her's, but there is a fine line.

Or as Jay would say:
Yeah!  There is a line, and on this side of it, we ain't gay!

Disgusting and degrading is the point. If you don't understand that you must be gay.

Disgusting and degrading is the point.

Yes it is, that's why I like seeing a guy swallow his own cum.

she slow dribble my cum into my mouth from her's

Please share more sick ideas like this, thanks.

Yeah, chad. You've got the idea!

Detroit sounds like my kind of man!

He's a rare one!

I think krsna is so hardcore gay and in the closet about it that his obvious reaction is to act like the dude from American Beauty.

If I'm horny enough even I will surprise myself by the sick shit that I'll do sometimes.  And there is nothing hotter than a girl that likes to do sick shit with a guy.  Tricky gets my seal of approval.

after my boyfriend cums in my mouth, he can certainly kiss my forehead/neck/shoulder/chest/tummy/inner thighs afterwards as a "thank you", or a "job well done!" even a peck on the lips is fine. but a tongue swirling make out sesh? pretty gay. i'd be freaked out if a guy wanted to taste my tongue after it's been semenized.

Seriously. And honestly I'm generally not that squeamish, but this topic is making me kinda gag.

I almost threw up during that bit in Van Wilder.

            VERONICA
      Bye
         (to DANTE)
      That was Snowball.

            DANTE
      Why do you call him that?

            VERONICA
      Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job
      thing.

            DANTE
      What do you mean?

            VERONICA
      After he gets a blow job, he likes
      to have the cum spit back into his
      mouth while kissing. It's called
      snowballing.

            DANTE
      He requested this?

            VERONICA
      He gets off on it.

                           24.


            DANTE
      Sylvan can be talked into anything.

            VERONICA
      Why do you say that?

            DANTE
      Like you said-she snowballed him.

            VERONICA
      Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.

            DANTE
      Yeah, right.

            VERONICA
      I'm serious...

   A moment of silence as DANTE'S chuckles fade to comprehension.

            DANTE
      You sucked that guy's dick?

            VERONICA
      Yeah. How do you think I know he
      liked...

            DANTE
         (panicky)
      But...but you said you only had sex
      with three guys! You never mentioned
      him!

            VERONICA
      That's because I never had sex with
      him!

            DANTE
      You sucked his dick!

            VERONICA
      We went out a few times. We didn't
      have sex, but we fooled around.

            DANTE
         (massive panic attack)
      Oh my God! Why did you tell me you
      only slept with three guys?

            VERONICA
      Because I did only sleep with three
      guys! That doesn't mean I didn't
      just go with people.

                           25.


            DANTE
      Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...

            VERONICA
      I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you
      understood.

            DANTE
      I did understand! I understand that
      you slept with three different
      guys, and that's all you said.

            VERONICA
      Please calm down.

            DANTE
      How many?

            VERONICA
      Dante...

            DANTE
      How many dicks have you sucked?!

            VERONICA
      Let it go...

            DANTE
      HOW MANY?

            VERONICA
      All right! Shut up a second and
      I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't
      freak like this when you told me
      how many girls you fucked.

            DANTE
      This is different. This is important.
      How many?!

   She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on
   a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.

            DANTE
      Well...?

            VERONICA
         (half-mumbled)
      Something like thirty-six.

            DANTE
      WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?

                           26.


            VERONICA
      Lower your voice!

            DANTE
      What the hell is that anyway,
      "something like thirty-six?" Does
      that include me?

            VERONICA
      Um. Thirty-seven.

            DANTE
      I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

            VERONICA
         (walking away)
      I'm going to class.

            DANTE
      Thirty-seven?!
         (to CUSTOMER)
      My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven
      dicks!

            CUSTOMER
      In a row?

   DANTE chases VERONICA down and grabs her by the door.

            DANTE
      Hey! Where are you going?!

            VERONICA
      Hey listen, jerk! Until today you
      never even knew how many guys I'd
      slept with, because you never even
      asked. And then you act all
      nonchalant about fucking twelve
      different girls. Well, I never had
      sex with twelve different guys!

            DANTE
      No, but you sucked enough dick!

            VERONICA
      Yeah, I went down on a few guys...

            DANTE
      A few?

                           27.


            VERONICA
      ...And one of those guys was you!
      The last one, I might add, which-if
      you're too stupid to comprehend-
      means that I've been faithful to
      you since we met! All the other
      guys I went with before I met you,
      so, if you want to have a complex
      about it, go ahead! But don't look
      at me like I'm the town whore,
      because you were plenty busy
      yourself, before you met me!

            DANTE
         (a bit more rational)
      Well...why did you have to suck
      their dicks? Why didn't you just
      sleep with them, like any decent
      person?!

            VERONICA
      Because going down it's a big deal!
      I used to like a guy, we'd make
      out, and sooner or later I'd go
      down on him. But I only had sex
      with the guys I loved.

            DANTE
      I feel sick.

            VERONICA
         (holds him)
      I love you. Don't feel sick.

            DANTE
      Every time I kiss you now I'm going
      to taste thirty-six other guys.

   VERONICA violently lets go of him.

            VERONICA
      I'm going to school. Maybe later
      you'll be a bit more rational.

            DANTE
         (pause)
      Thirty-seven. I just can't...

            VERONICA
      Goodbye, Dante.

   She exits in a huff. DANTE stands there in silence for a
   moment. Then he swings the door open and yells out.

                           28.


            DANTE
      Try not to suck any more dicks on
      your way through the parking lot!

That closing line is just generally good advice, for everyone.

37??? amateur