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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Remember guys, there are always creepier people out there. (Read 23994 times)
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



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            DANTE
      Try not to suck any more dicks on
      your way through the parking lot!

Love the bit after when the guy on the side starts to follow her.






i wish clerks wasn't so lame.



I think all whatshisname movies are lame. Not a fan.
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Like yours.  Only different.






« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 06:48:14 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.















H8R
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L8R.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Asi9
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Back to creepy. Something called "Femskin" that dude's can wear to transform into "women" with "real penetrable virgin pussies."

http://www.clips4sale.com/preview/preview.php?id=1931913

http://www.femskin.com/indexPopper.htm



WTF baggy.  WTF.
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WOW! That is creepy...... *Buys one for Danzig*



Oh shut up, you'd totally want me to wear one of those while you fucked me with a strapon!
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I'd hit you doggy style while holding those fake tits.



Alright, I'm getting a little disturbed.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Disturbed sex is the best sex



Re: Remember guys, there are always creepier people out there. Reply #87 on: June 06, 2009, 06:50:46 PM
How about knife-in-neck-fear-sex?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Remember guys, there are always creepier people out there. Reply #88 on: June 06, 2009, 08:16:51 PM
How about knife-in-neck-fear-sex?

Once it's IN the neck, there's not much fear anymore.
Just lots and lots of blood.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Remember guys, there are always creepier people out there. Reply #89 on: June 06, 2009, 08:57:17 PM
Like period sex only different..