You can have the first spot, I'm fine with that... as long as you have a nice ass so I can enjoy the view

I first had anal at 15.

woah!  I was unaware of that!

Good job Luke. Missed opportunity?

nah.  we didn't even have regular sex.
on topic, though:  sasha used to be a really good kisser!  i remember being impressed.
i'm not sure of the quality now, just FYI.

nah.  we didn't even have regular sex.

Just occasional?

or really really freaky?

detailz pls

Twins?

Yea.

my first boyfriend had to start shaving when he was in the 8th grade. he looked so rugged. also indian.

So at 13? My brother probably got it around then too. Funny because my cousin has a slight moustache and a small amount of beard hair but nothing much. Hah.

I was a late bloomer facial-hair-wise. From about age 14, I had the really sparse molester-stache, a fairly dense "soul patch" (god, how I hate that name for it), and not much else for a long time. I got to about 17 or 18 without seeing much development, thought maybe I hadn't inherited my dad's crazy-hairy face, and then BAM all of a sudden I went all werewolf.

It's a good thing for me that I have a very laid-back job when it comes to appearance, cuz I find shaving a real pain in the arse. I have a set of edging clippers that take hair down really low, and I just shave with that about once a week or so, when I start looking a little too shaggy for my own comfort level. I haven't shaved with an actual razor since July last year (when I was on holiday and didn't have my clippers with me).

Shaving sucks but growing a full-on beard sucks worse.

Pfft, I'm 40, and barely grow facial hair.

I could grow a real great neckbeard if I wanted.

I dont want.

* FAH-Q has a shaved head again

w00t!

I still can't even grow the molester stache.  It's so thin that it's barely a scumstache.  And the rest of my body is the same way.  So any chicks that don't like hair, I'm your man.  I can grow a mean neckbeard though!

Like Kyle Orton?

No idea who that is.

He's the former starting QB for the Bears, current starting QB for the Broncos (he got sent to Denver in the trade that sent Jay Cutler to Chicago).

Pfft, I'm 40, and barely grow facial hair.

I could grow a real great neckbeard if I wanted.

I dont want.

mmmmmm, neckbeard.

I'm rocking a full beard now. It's nice, and it intimidates the guys in my MMA camp.

Actually, it's your erection they're afraid of.

Actually, it's your erection they're afraid of.

BAHAHAHAHA!

seriously.

i would like to fuck krsna's sense of humor.

He does have a nice big one.

Thank you... thank you. Try the veal, it's fantastic!

Also, I can't believe that guy's a professional athlete.

nah.  we didn't even have regular sex.
on topic, though:  sasha used to be a really good kisser!  i remember being impressed.
i'm not sure of the quality now, just FYI.

WAIT A MINUTE!  It's all making sense to me now.  You call me out of nowhere on Sunday asking me to go to dinner with you and then act all super bummed out when I tell you I'm going to a movie with my friend Marissa.  And then I said I had strep throat again and you said you didn't care..... I GET IT NOW!  You didn't care that I had strep throat because that is in my mouth, not in my analtastic area.

PS-  I'm not just a sexcellent kisser now, I'm a sexcellent everything.

EDIT: I had anal at 15 but it wasn't on purpose.

Actually, it's your erection they're afraid of.

I would be too.

You didn't care that I had strep throat because that is in my mouth, not in my analtastic area.

oh, you got me, i was totally interested in ass-sexing you.

i wasn't super-bummed that you said you'd do something with me, and then ditched me.  again.

Before you get all indignant, remember that YOU brought this up.

EDIT: I had anal at 15 but it wasn't on purpose.

Story please!

One time, when I met krsna, we were on my front porch, and he was saying goodbye to me, and somehow his dick landed in my ass. It was an accident.

One time, when I met krsna, we were on my front porch, and he was saying goodbye to me, and somehow his dick landed in my ass. It was an accident.

Ooh! That's a good story.

nah.  we didn't even have regular sex.
on topic, though:  sasha used to be a really good kisser!  i remember being impressed.
i'm not sure of the quality now, just FYI.

WAIT A MINUTE!  It's all making sense to me now.  You call me out of nowhere on Sunday asking me to go to dinner with you and then act all super bummed out when I tell you I'm going to a movie with my friend Marissa.  And then I said I had strep throat again and you said you didn't care..... I GET IT NOW!  You didn't care that I had strep throat because that is in my mouth, not in my analtastic area.

PS-  I'm not just a sexcellent kisser now, I'm a sexcellent everything.

EDIT: I had anal at 15 but it wasn't on purpose.

i had some accidental butt sex a few weeks ago.

ouch.