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*dies laughing*
oh, jesus. you know when you read something that isn't really THAT funny but for some reason, at that moment, it really strikes you? yeah, that just happened.


First kiss(Read 26777 times)
Re: First kiss Reply #120 on: May 21, 2009, 07:43:17 PM
fat chicks have to give blowjobs. i do not. maybe that's why i can find so much pleasure in the act?



Re: First kiss Reply #121 on: May 21, 2009, 07:43:59 PM
pics
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: First kiss Reply #122 on: May 21, 2009, 11:02:30 PM



I'd rather have sex over giving a blow job, but that's just my preference.  *shrug*



Re: First kiss Reply #123 on: May 22, 2009, 07:21:25 AM
my first lay was also with a redhead.

STOP DEFILING MY PEOPLE!!!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: First kiss Reply #124 on: May 22, 2009, 08:42:39 AM
my first lay was also with a redhead.
STOP DEFILING MY PEOPLE!!!

who says your people aren't defiling me?  ;)
might've been MY first kiss and lay, but those two girls were plainly slutty.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: First kiss Reply #125 on: May 22, 2009, 09:15:41 AM
How big exactly was this redhead that you had to refer to her as 2 girls?



Re: First kiss Reply #126 on: May 22, 2009, 09:25:12 AM
two separate girls, spanning about 12 years of time and 400 miles distance.

my first kiss, i was six or seven, I can't remember specifically, but I was definitely in first grade, and it was under the slide at the after school place, with a redheaded girl named Alyssa.

my first lay was also with a redhead.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: First kiss Reply #127 on: May 23, 2009, 02:23:58 PM
Oddly, with capitalization of usernames, I go with however the person type it out. Like there's katie/ hip, krsna, eitje, bagman. Then Thrash, Mosh, etc.

My capitalization is kind of erratic, but I have something of a system going.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.