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If I tried to rob someone and they pulled out a big fuckin' dildo I'd abort the mission, so to speak.
If it were Kyle's fakock... I dunno.
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i'd point and laugh. then grab my boyfriend's glock from his waistband and shoot him. i just learned how!
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I imagine you doing this in a camouflage bikini, is that bad?
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no, because i don't think i'd have a problem doing it in a camouflage bikini, if the situation allowed a for dress-change.
(...as i can't imagine walking around the streets of austin waiting to be mugged in nothing but a camo bikini and an armed boyfriend by my side. i'm no prostitute.)


How to become a porn star(Read 2864 times)
How to become a porn star on: May 10, 2009, 12:49:08 AM
This had me crying... enjoy. And it isnt one of my usual sick offerings...
http://www.efukt.com/2152_How_To_Become_A_Pornstar.html




Re: How to become a porn star Reply #1 on: May 10, 2009, 12:52:09 AM
C'mon, we know better than to click on a Mosh link by now.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: How to become a porn star Reply #2 on: May 10, 2009, 01:02:59 AM
Thats was funny.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: How to become a porn star Reply #3 on: May 10, 2009, 09:48:31 AM
Twas.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: How to become a porn star Reply #4 on: May 10, 2009, 09:51:39 AM
Girls. This video speaks truth. Please to be keeping your twats in peak condition
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: How to become a porn star Reply #5 on: May 10, 2009, 09:59:23 AM
hahaha great video!



Re: How to become a porn star Reply #6 on: May 10, 2009, 12:47:14 PM
awww, why'd they have to do that to mousetrap??
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: How to become a porn star Reply #7 on: May 10, 2009, 01:14:55 PM
It's pretty much what George Lucas did to Star Wars.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: How to become a porn star Reply #8 on: May 11, 2009, 08:13:19 PM
That was fucking awesome! Mousetrap lolz