I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
It's like hot granny porn in santa claus suits...
much the same way i can't stand howard stern
Bahahahaha! That has to be some kinda special xmas picture, right?