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Quote from: Zoomie's Sig; At One Point
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!

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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #30 on: May 16, 2009, 12:13:42 PM
Speak for yourself!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #31 on: May 16, 2009, 12:17:36 PM
OK, I don't wanna hear about all the men you've been fucking.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #32 on: May 16, 2009, 02:41:07 PM
Quote from: Mosh on May 16, 2009, 01:28:06 AM
Even if I wanted to share, I know bagman and danzig would be in the shed wanking to whatever I posted. That's just creepy.
I'm sure their vivid imaginations of your sex life are much worse and creepier than whatever the reality is.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #33 on: May 17, 2009, 12:33:05 PM
Why am I grouped in with Bagman?!!?
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #34 on: May 17, 2009, 04:11:41 PM
Cuz it's an LG orgy so shut up and take your pants off ...
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #35 on: May 17, 2009, 06:20:52 PM
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Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully naked, I immediately turned away and said "Okay Dad, time for bed". Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with "That's right bitch, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed". FML
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #36 on: May 17, 2009, 07:38:15 PM
She should have let him show her who her daddy was.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #37 on: May 18, 2009, 01:21:45 AM
she probably did, little slut that she is.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #38 on: May 18, 2009, 01:47:10 AM
I wanna know more! That story wasn't fit for a twitter/sms length FML!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #39 on: May 18, 2009, 02:06:52 AM
Interesting...
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #40 on: May 18, 2009, 09:03:22 AM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #41 on: May 18, 2009, 10:24:33 AM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #42 on: May 18, 2009, 11:45:47 AM
without literotica.com i would probably save a lot of money on batteries.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #43 on: May 19, 2009, 09:40:37 AM
Rechargeables...
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #44 on: May 19, 2009, 11:18:36 AM
Recharges are the best... highly recommend!!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #45 on: May 19, 2009, 02:32:25 PM
or the hitachi, it plugs into an electrical outlet.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #46 on: May 19, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
It's a shame they don't make gas powered vibrators.

Oh wait, they do!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #47 on: May 19, 2009, 05:41:42 PM
My next gift to the ladies will be a Hitachi magic wand.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #48 on: May 19, 2009, 05:53:15 PM
I had a Hitachi ghetto blaster with three speakers when I were a lad.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #49 on: May 19, 2009, 05:56:33 PM
Damn, I bet the bitches loved that shit!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #50 on: May 19, 2009, 06:12:27 PM
Oh yeah. I got mad play from the ladies, bumpin' my Michael Jackson and Technotronic and shit. YUH HEARD?!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #51 on: May 19, 2009, 06:23:29 PM
you are so fly.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #52 on: May 19, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
You are THE BOMB DIGGITY!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #53 on: May 19, 2009, 06:35:04 PM
I'm all that and a packet of crisps.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #54 on: May 19, 2009, 06:36:11 PM
*ahem*....chips.  Bag of chips.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #55 on: May 19, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #56 on: May 19, 2009, 08:57:45 PM
Mmmm, fries.  I want me some fried taters!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #57 on: May 19, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
Sprinkle those with a little vinegar and put some ketchup on the side for dipping, and you got yourself some proper-job chips. Throw in some battered haddock and I'm in nostaligic heaven.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #58 on: May 19, 2009, 09:09:37 PM
I'll only refer to fries as chips if there are a couple slabs of haddock beside it.  That makes it fish and chips.  And it also makes it fucking delicious.
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #59 on: May 19, 2009, 11:33:35 PM
You haven't lived until you've had Thrasher's fries...



It takes like 3-4 hours in line to get those things. People come from all around just to get them, it's fucking mad!
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