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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #30 on: May 20, 2009, 02:47:25 PM


[dramatic hushed voice]...maybe.[/dramatic hushed voice]
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #31 on: May 20, 2009, 03:50:24 PM
Quote from: eitje on May 20, 2009, 12:13:11 AM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on May 19, 2009, 09:02:28 PM
it seems to me that testing the dna would be pretty indicative of what the fuck it is. why has no one done that?
There's not really a good way to test some DNA sample and know what kind of animal it is.
That must be a myth that TV propagates?

Wrong. There is an excellent database of species DNA indicators, most often accessed by zoological forensic practitioners.

I heard about it on NPR when they were talking about some guy who got busted coming into Miami with illegal birds in his pants.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #32 on: May 20, 2009, 06:15:07 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on May 20, 2009, 02:47:25 PM


[dramatic hushed voice]...maybe.[/dramatic hushed voice]

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #33 on: May 20, 2009, 06:55:13 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 20, 2009, 03:50:24 PM
Quote from: eitje on May 20, 2009, 12:13:11 AM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on May 19, 2009, 09:02:28 PM
it seems to me that testing the dna would be pretty indicative of what the fuck it is. why has no one done that?
There's not really a good way to test some DNA sample and know what kind of animal it is.
Wrong. There is an excellent database of species DNA indicators, most often accessed by zoological forensic practitioners.
You should have said "semi-wrong".  If the species is known and well-documented, then looking up the animal can be easy.  But if the species is not well known or completely undocumented, then you can't look them up.

That was my frame of reference:  dropping DNA into a machine doesn't guarantee a species match.

Random Reference material:
http://www.ornl.gov/sci/techresources/Human_Genome/elsi/forensics.shtml
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #34 on: May 20, 2009, 10:17:46 PM
well then they could at least tell whether it was a dog or a raccoon. pretty safe to say those would be well documented.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #35 on: May 20, 2009, 10:30:06 PM
there you go!
that's a testable hypothesis!
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #36 on: May 21, 2009, 01:22:23 AM
stop being so damn agreeable and using exclamation points. fagface.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #37 on: May 21, 2009, 01:28:41 AM
Tee hee, fagface!
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #38 on: May 21, 2009, 10:17:26 AM
This place is a bag full of assholes.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #39 on: May 21, 2009, 10:18:29 AM
At least they aren't smashed.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #40 on: May 21, 2009, 10:25:23 AM
I forgot, they are.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #41 on: May 21, 2009, 10:36:54 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 06:15:07 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on May 20, 2009, 02:47:25 PM


[dramatic hushed voice]...maybe.[/dramatic hushed voice]

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

every damn time i read this i can't stop laughing.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #42 on: May 21, 2009, 11:01:44 AM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on May 21, 2009, 10:36:54 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 06:15:07 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on May 20, 2009, 02:47:25 PM


[dramatic hushed voice]...maybe.[/dramatic hushed voice]

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

every damn time i read this i can't stop laughing.

*takes sunglasses of dramatically*

....well it looks like the laughter is about to end.

CSI: Miami Intro
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #43 on: May 23, 2009, 12:39:26 PM
How the fuck that show stays on air, or why anyone ever gave whatshisface a lead role, is beyond me.

Anyone watch The Soup? Whatshisface from that is always making fun of gingerwhatshisface.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #44 on: May 23, 2009, 10:39:02 PM
Joel McHale, and he is a funny bastard.
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #45 on: May 24, 2009, 01:01:54 AM
Quote from: krapsna on May 21, 2009, 10:17:26 AM
This place is a bag full of assholes.
Quote from: tricky on May 21, 2009, 10:18:29 AM
At least they aren't smashed.

Are you sure?
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Re: The Montauk Monster Reply #46 on: May 24, 2009, 01:45:11 AM
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