When you have to force the cork into the bottle?

You mean when the cork's fucked up and can't be pulled out, or you have no opener so the only way to get into the bottle is push the cork inside?

Or do you mean when you wanna put the cork back in but it's expanded a bunch so it's a bitch to shove in there?

Either way, yes.

Don't you hate it when your wine drips into your fridge from the tap?

yes

Ralphie May- Kobe Bryant

Oh, I see.  It's funny because the cork is being forced into the bottle!

Don't you hate it when your wine drips into your fridge from the tap?

Chilled rose?

Oh, I see.  It's funny because the cork is being forced into the bottle!

Well... It's on topic cos the cork is being forced into the bottle. Whether or not it's funny is up for debate.

Forcing the cork is the best part.

When you have to force the cork into the bottle?

Since there wasn't really a topic to begin with, I don't think anyone's OFF topic at this point.

But I can say for sure that since I got a better corkscrew, I don't have this problem with wine bottles, ever.  The last time I ALMOST had this problem was in a restaurant, but I've learned my lesson about buying wine in most restaurants.

With that said, tricky - you don't like wine, right?  I was noticing a bunch of cheese/wine stuff going on in NYC in June.

I like wine but it gives me really bad acid reflux. The last time I drank some it didn't (I had a little less than one glass). The last three times I drank it before then, I got really fucking awful acid reflux. I suppose if I take my medication a couple hours before I might be ok though. FYI there will probably be a ton of awesome things going on that weekend. There's often free outdoor movies, concerts, festivals, etc.

Yeah, after I posted that, I was like "WTF am I doing?  Let her figure it out!  She's the native!"

So, I retract my comment, and commit myself to whatever heinous things you want to do.
edit:  excluding choking.

No no you can of course give suggestions!

Dammit! No choking? argh

Luke's got big giant hands and you have a little tiny neck, I think he wants to avoid an Of Mice and Men type incident.

I don't know what an Of Mice and Men type incident is.

Also, I'd be doing the choking.

An Of Mice and Men type incident would be an accidental murder. But since apparently you would be doing the choking I think it's fair to assume his reaction wouldn't be accidental death, but rather him chuckling while saying, "Aww, isn't that cute!".

Jerky.

Yeah, doesn't physics suck.

So, I retract my comment, and commit myself to whatever heinous things you want to do.

I gues this means lots of shopping, drinking, and picking up dudes.

And then making them eat their own jizz.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32565525

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I think it's fair to assume his reaction wouldn't be accidental death, but rather him chuckling while saying, "Aww, isn't that cute!".

That's a good point!

But I wonder if the choking sensation is due to a constricted airway, or just a loss of blood to the brain.  Because she wouldn't need big hands just to hold my jugular closed.

On the other hand, is part of the strangulation fantasy that Tricky has RELATED to constricting an airway, and not just invoking a choking sensation...

i'm putting too much thought into this.  But it's an interesting question!

So, I retract my comment, and commit myself to whatever heinous things you want to do.

I gues this means lots of shopping, drinking, and picking up dudes.

Tricky we gotta go out sometime...

Joygasm, yes we do.

RE: choking- you don't have to use hands. Arms work, and rope works too.

There's only been one time that I was choked until I passed out, and I was approximately 8 feet away from picking up someone and throwing them into a fire.

Choking me unconscious was the right thing to do.

It took his full strength in a headlock, and about 5-10 seconds.

edit:  I put some thought into it, and I think it was about half the time I projected previously.

He was doing it wrong.

A really good blood choke will work in about three to five seconds.

Well, you are the expert...

So, I retract my comment, and commit myself to whatever heinous things you want to do.

I gues this means lots of shopping, drinking, and picking up dudes.

Tricky we gotta go out sometime...

I can't imagine the things you two would do to some innocent man.

I can't imagine the things you two would do to some innocent man.

...I need to get less innocent, QUICKLY.