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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


FIRST POST!!!(Read 3547 times)
FIRST POST!!! on: May 19, 2009, 08:24:09 PM
Wow....I mean, seriously?  People still do this?  Is it some honorable thing to be the first poster?  Apparently not, because most people tell you that you are an idiot and need to STFU if you say "first post".  I don't understand it.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #1 on: May 19, 2009, 08:24:30 PM
FIRST POST!!!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #2 on: May 19, 2009, 08:33:28 PM
FIRST POST!!!

3rd post and 1st quote.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #3 on: May 19, 2009, 10:39:20 PM
What were you on when you came up with this?


FOURTH QUESTION!!!




Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #4 on: May 19, 2009, 10:49:33 PM
Completely sober/high on life
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 11:02:11 PM
That's so cute. I wish I could get high on life.  :(



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 12:25:30 AM
I'll get you high on life.
through jesus.

that's my penis' name.  ...
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 12:25:57 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 12:54:03 AM
I need to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus...

I want to feel his salvation all over my face..



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 01:07:07 AM
You'd love a gangbang with all the L-Gers, wouldn't you?  Fuck....even Bagman.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 01:15:48 AM
Bring it!!



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 01:16:21 AM
eehhnn...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 01:16:49 AM
well, anyway, there's no real excitement for me when it's not a challenge.
easy cum, easy go, as they say.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #12 on: May 20, 2009, 01:19:01 AM
Hmmm, ask Dave if it's been a challenge for him..



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #13 on: May 20, 2009, 01:20:04 AM
Dave is generally challenged, so I think that's a bogus point of reference.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #14 on: May 20, 2009, 02:17:37 AM
asl?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #15 on: May 20, 2009, 02:28:08 AM
31/f/maryland