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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Just a glimpse. (Read 13212 times)
Just a glimpse. on: May 20, 2009, 09:44:18 PM
This is the girl I am taking out Friday night. (The one I am 90% sure I will be banging on either my sofa or bed, in a matter of a couple of hours after we get back to my place.)

EDIT: Photos removed 5/25/2008. From here on out, no more photos.

No fucking bullshit.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2009, 09:36:28 PM by bagman »



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 09:49:24 PM
Dude, her face is BUSTED.

And she looks like Skeletor.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 09:49:53 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 09:49:46 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 09:55:53 PM
Meh. I break skinny chicks.
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 09:59:24 PM
i could probably vomit up some pizza fries and send them to her to eat



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 10:01:08 PM
That last picture seems like I'm looking at an anorexia nervosa medical photo.  Fucking gross.
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 10:05:18 PM
her hair is shiny. wrap your hand up in it and then use it like a tether to bounce your fist repeatedly against her head.
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 10:10:16 PM
But he'd probably kill her.  And no matter what everyone thinks of Baggy, we probably don't want him in prison.  Although the stories would be hilarious!
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 10:11:16 PM
Yeah, the ribs in the last photo are pretty unattractive. If I want ribs I'll go to krsna's house.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 11:59:31 PM
Go hit it Kyle! Go fuck that skinny bitch!!



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 01:05:54 AM
 Jgasm, I am ALL about getting up in those guts.

I'm skinny as fuck myself, so I'm used to it and skinny doesn't bother me. But the anticipation is killing me. I haven't laid a helping hand on my ding dong in over a week. Building up those reserves and popping my Zinc tablets, every day.

I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure. (figuratively of course)



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 01:11:04 AM
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I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

*speechless*





Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 01:12:22 AM
.....getting up in those guts.....

Fuck, can you TRY not to gross us out???? EVER????
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 01:16:36 AM
I just LOL'ed at both Joygasm & danzig's replies.

I don't know if that makes me uncool, but whatever. I've been LOL'ing over internet stuff a little too much lately.

"getting up in those guts" bagman is fucking ROMANTIC! let's get married Kyle! oh yeah i deleted your # from my phone because you creep me out.
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 01:19:06 AM
I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

*still speechless*



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 01:20:04 AM
I hope you mean speechless in a bad way. Please do not want to fuck bagman. He's way fucking creepy, in a not good way.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #16 on: May 21, 2009, 01:21:25 AM
Hahahaha I love it.

Don't worry Tricks, I won't ever text/call you again.



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #17 on: May 21, 2009, 01:22:44 AM
*cries*
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #18 on: May 21, 2009, 01:24:50 AM
*cries*

Aww, here here. We still get to meet in person in November!



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #19 on: May 21, 2009, 01:25:22 AM
I'd hit it. But not after you have
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #20 on: May 21, 2009, 01:26:35 AM
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #21 on: May 21, 2009, 01:29:33 AM
Hey, you know I am relatively clean!

Speaking of that... it's been almost 6 months and I guess I need to drag my ass to a local clinic and get my penis swabbed. J told me she had a clean bill of health, and so did suicide girl a few weeks ago, and no itching/oozing/discoloration/pimples/lice/warts, etc.

What the fuck would I do if it turns out I am now HIV positive?

Golden Gate Bridge, here I come!



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #22 on: May 21, 2009, 04:54:15 AM
I wouldnt touch it. It's got a face like a smashed arsehole.

Actually, maybe I would touch it...



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #23 on: May 21, 2009, 04:59:35 AM
You know she is a dog, why else would he blur out her face?  To accentuate her skeleton?  Surely not for privacy reasons.
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #24 on: May 21, 2009, 08:37:59 AM
No one even mentioned the fact that he referred to his penis as "ding dong"



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #25 on: May 21, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
If we are gonna start pointing out shit he says like that then it would just open the floodgates.
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #26 on: May 21, 2009, 08:51:55 AM
What?



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #27 on: May 21, 2009, 08:53:27 AM
I thought that was pretty clear.
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Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #28 on: May 21, 2009, 09:00:13 AM
No! There was a post from eitje in here that said in all caps that we sucked at seeing things... or something?
Now it's gone!

That's what my "What?" referred to!



Re: Just a glimpse. Reply #29 on: May 21, 2009, 09:03:25 AM
What?
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