I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

*is still speechless*

There is a reason it's so pent up.

I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

BRT

Why won't you let us see her face?  Stupid.

You answered your own question, Snausha.

Maybe because her face is terribly, horribly disfigured and so grotesque it should be in fucking Ripley's Believe it or Not, in the "Yes that IS a face" section.

More probably:

You guys really did frighten me with regards to J - especially you Danzig - and I have a bit more wisdom now, and won't be so careless in the future. Unfortunately for you, henceforth I will be much more lean on the details of my sexual escapades when posting here.

This includes blurring faces when appropriate, not even giving these women a first-letter name anymore, not posting how I met them, etc.

please stop all of this.

Haha, I'm the hacker that made the Pentagon beef up their security!

Yeah man pretty top secret stuff here.  I'm glad that I get a dossier on every girl you bang.  This one must be highly classified because her face got hit with the squid ink or something.

If this girl doesn't give a shit about pics of her tits in a push up bra are on the internet then why would she give two shits about you showing her face.  She probably thinks she is super hot and is just letting you buy her a hot meal and some booze for the evening.  I bet you that Kyle doesn't hit that.

Yeah, if I had to choose, I'd choose face and clothed versus blurred out face and half naked.

Either way, Kyle's a dick for posting these pics. But I'm addicted to these stupid updates, so please don't stop!

Who put them on the internet ?
Did she send them to kyle via email ?
Did kyle upload them ?

They reversed that image to catch a pedo... blurs and other filters ?...

Sarah McLachlan - Building A Mystery - (Link for HQ version is in Info)

and posting a pic that could get him hard will help...

T-minus uhhh, about 20ish hours.

I got $100 that says any one or all of us of us could find her via myspace or facebook, before your date tonight, with just the pics you posted already.

So yeah. Epic douchebaggery. Your virginity was funny. Your losing it doubly so. You've since turned into Creepo the creepy creep. The only people you're entertaining with this shite are Geek, whose cruelty is legendary and tricky, who can't commit to a disembodied penis.

Stop it, Kyle. Just stop it.

Stop it? This shit is too funny! It's like a one big flaming trainwreck!

HEY NOW, at this point I almost agree with Zoomie!

By the by, I really enjoyed this part of your post:

The only people you're entertaining with this shite are Geek, whose cruelty is legendary

I had to put the laptop down because I was laughing so hard when I initially read this.

and tricky, who can't commit to a disembodied penis

i don't get what this means. i can't commit to a dildo? huh?

My point has been certified. My work here is done.

Your comment makes absolutely no sense to me. I read it as, I can't commit to a dildo. I have one dildo that I use, I'm in a monogamous committed relationship with my dildo. We've been together for almost a year now. I don't want bagman's real penis, or his fake penis.

That was almost too easy Zoomie.



I give you Kaci or Carrie.. I dunno.  (Let's see how fast Kyle deletes this)

Her face isn't too bad.  Certainly not the train wreck I was expecting from the censoring.

Stop it, Kyle. Just stop it.

Zooms and hip, okay.

Sorry to creep you out. (seriously)

Golden Gate Bridge, here I come!

[tom-style feigned obliviousness]You're gonna come to Warped Tour with me?[/tom-style feigned obliviousness]

All I will say is that I just woke up (6pm). She left about 9am.

I am worn out.

Yeah now that you are devirginized it's not nearly as enthralling.  Keep your sexual exploits to yourself.

Your comment makes absolutely no sense to me. I read it as, I can't commit to a dildo. I have one dildo that I use, I'm in a monogamous committed relationship with my dildo. We've been together for almost a year now. I don't want bagman's real penis, or his fake penis.

You seem to forget that much of what I post here is designed to elicit a response, which it has. This makes me amazingly average. Move along, nothing to see.

Kudos to you. Give yourself a pat on the back. Good job Zoomie!