I think it is absolutely hysterical and I am chuckling to myself out loud at the fact that you, Sasha, just can't wrap your head around the fact that I may not live up to this bozo-the-clown image you have of me in the bedroom. But perception is everything I guess.
*shakes head* I shouldn't even bother getting defensive, but for you, I will indulge myself.
1. I told J about a month after we'd been having sex. She had no idea. If you want to see, read my post from Thrashinc.com on Wed Jan 14 2009, 12:09AM at
http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?144330.140. 2. J brought the fact up multiple times, both when drunk and sober, before I told her I was a virgin and AFTER, that I was the first guy to make her cum during sex. Granted, I only know that she had at least 2 other partners before me. I never wanted to discuss that, really. Before she actually told me that I was the first guy to make her orgasm during sex, one night she was like "How do you do that?" and I, ever-so-confused, just ignored it and didn't know what she was talking about. (If you want me to dig this thread up I can do that too.) Later, come to find out she was asking how I was rocking her world like that.
PS: She continues to e-mail me, etc. especially about sex-related things (like the penis festival in Kawaski, Japan, etc). On her own accord, man. I haven't contacted her first myself since I broke it off. Apparently, I made somewhat of an impression.
Of course, saying I am lying is always the easiest way out and I am fine with you telling yourself and everybody else that I have been lying. I know that I am not, and that is all that counts.
My apologies, if me leaving a trail of satisfied women behind me irks you. Reality sucks sometimes.