you sound like one of those women who claims she does all this sick shit in bed, loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.

What sick shit have I claimed to do in bed? Because most of the sick shit I do doesn't happen in a bed...


Plus, I don't think I've ever posted anything sick... Never sucked off an animal and I haven't fucked a midget (yet).

I thought we were gonna do the whole animal thing? No?  Ok that's cool.

We can, I'm up for anything. Just stating that I never did it yet ..

this pissing contest,
it's all for validation?
learn to love yourself.

OR

you are a loser!
you think we care about you?
you care what we think?

OR

a mockingbird calls;
the summer sun slowly sets;
i could give a shit.

OR

bagman, good in bed?
only one way to solve this!
some gun girl must try.

OR

one, two, three, he calls!
he had five partners, before,
and he knew them well.

smell the burning flesh
taste the tangy sulfur air
volcano season



mantis, green and strong
deadly pincers, razor sharp
waiting for his chance



floating asteroid
need to buy some school supplies
you're soaking in it



or even



worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave

it's tuesday morning
I now manage info sec
oh crap FML

You're forgetting that Sasha is the benchmark for female sexuality. If it doesn't apply to her it apparently doesn't exist.

Well my use of "Sick shit" was premature, as you have not claimed you have fucked a horse, midget, granny or indulged in japanese lactating porn. There I stand corrected.
But you never denied the rest. My opinion stands!

geek - you would totally fake a fake orgasm were I to touch your teat. Pls confirm

If you can only have one orgasm per sexual experience, there's something wrong with you!
If you can't get off from nipple stimulation, there's something wrong with you!
If you don't want bagman's throbbing lovepole, there's something wrong with you!
If you don't believe that bagman's the sexual mestro, there's something wrong with you!

Yeah I'm gonna need an icy glare-induced moan or three if'n you don't want to wash dishes by hand for a while.

Don'tchu back talk me...

underclass -

I will take your challenge. I'll work on my three octave moan.

Sincerely,

Geek.

I will take your challenge. I'll work on my three octave moan.

I'm requesting this experience for delivery on the 30th of May, 2009.

you'll hear it from the studio. I think we scared the neighbors last night!

you'll hear it from the studio. I think we scared the neighbors last night!

Excellent - thank you for thinking of my entertainment needs!

one of the problems with big tits is that they have the same number of nerve endings as small tits but spread out over a larger area, so basically they're less senstive. most women won't admit this, though. as soon as it's brought up they're all "not me, my tits are the glorious golden entryway to my tingling clitoris and ejaculation!" that's really annoying.

sometimes, probably due to hormones, my tits get really sensitive. most times, though, they're stictly for my husband's enjoyment, 'cause i don't get much out it except that he's all happy and excited and has somethingto jizz on.

sometimes, probably due to hormones, my tits get really sensitive. most times, though, they're stictly for my husband's enjoyment, 'cause i don't get much out it except that he's all happy and excited and has somethingto jizz on.

Same here, except for the husband part.

Kyle, I don't even know what to say to you, other than this story:

When I was 17 I was in San Diego surfing for the summer.  There was this super hot surfer guy that followed me around and all the chicks were jealous.  He told me that he was the best in bed, etc etc. After I finally gave in and did it with him, I rolled over to him and said, "That sucked."  I then put on my clothes and walked back to where I was staying shaking my head in disbelief.

I don't want you to get this huge ego and then have it come crashing down when you get with some girl that isn't a fatty or looks like a 12 year old boy.

You know, I've called  number of girls out on their supposed "great skylz"; most were average, at best ...
See, the only reason that no one's ever told them that they suck at sex is because the person still wanted the sex ...

I'm not saying it applies to anything but Sasha's last post though ...

Do you know when women are the BEST at sex? Immediately after I teach them how I like it.

Or immediately after I tell them that "The Zoomie monster doesn't exist" so they aren't in constant fear of being raped by a ginger.

What do you tell 'em about Kyle - The Ripper?

Or immediately after I tell them that "The bagman monster doesn't exist" so they aren't in constant fear of being raped by a jewish banker with a sharpie-dick and rubber penis clone of said sharpie-dick.

UGGGHHHH sharpie dick! I just had a bad memory, thanks danzig...

NP 

Well my use of "Sick shit" was premature, as you have not claimed you have fucked a horse, midget, granny or indulged in japanese lactating porn. There I stand corrected.
But you never denied the rest. My opinion stands!

I was drunk and that's as far as I got reading your post to me.

loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.

Do I even have to answer this after this thread?

It's ok, she's like that to all the chicks.

It's called "The Geek Complex"

Well my use of "Sick shit" was premature, as you have not claimed you have fucked a horse, midget, granny or indulged in japanese lactating porn. There I stand corrected.
But you never denied the rest. My opinion stands!

I was drunk and that's as far as I got reading your post to me.

loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.

Do I even have to answer this after this thread?

there's never any point to defending yourself on the 'net. if they don't believe you they never will.

current: my boyfriend fucked me on my sliding pilates workout machine yesterday. it was cool. i was: on my elbows and knees. he was: standing behind me, holding my hips and pushing/pulling me (with the sliding bench) forward and back on his cock. so hot.   

Actually, yeah ...
That would be ...

The visual made my afternoon; thanks!

Aww tricky is just upset that I'm not BFF with her.
She lashes out every few months by following me around on the board, obsessively calling me ugly or fat or whatever she's into this month. This month it's I hate women! Sorry friends, expect all of my posts to ruin your threads with tricky's piggy back posts.

Its ok, girlfriend, maybe we'll paint our nails together someday! I've got a whole set of mini nail polishes we can share!


And joy, you're right. That thread DOES put you on the mark. But damn it when are you going to fuck someone on this board so I can have the details?

I'm working on it, I keep telling you!