FTW!

What the fuck happened to this thread?

Zombie sex, apparently.

like, zombie-dead or dead-dead? because i'm thinking about it for the first time, here, and fucking a zombie might be interesting. although i think it would be better for a guy to fuck a girl zombie. tie her up good so she can't possibly infect you, bent over, and fuck her while she thrashes around wildly and snaps at you, trying to sink her teeth into your flesh. hot, right?

you would probably want to wear a condom, though. those crazy bitches would likely try to trap you in an unwanted baby situation.

This was in the remake of Dawn of the Dead, but I can't remember if it was in the special features or the movie itself.

OT: I've never achieved an orgasm through breast stimulation. I'm going to have to change that.

gross! stop playing with your own nipples.

Yeah really. That's pretty gay. Next thing you know, he'll be sticking a finger up his own ass. mwuhahahaha!

I thought we were talking about titty fucking. My bad.

hahahaha ...

Yeah really. That's pretty gay. Next thing you know, he'll be sticking a finger up his own ass. mwuhahahaha!

You know.. I think all guys should try that atleast once. P-spot massage is pretty amazing. (So it seems.)

like, zombie-dead or dead-dead? because i'm thinking about it for the first time, here, and fucking a zombie might be interesting. although i think it would be better for a guy to fuck a girl zombie. tie her up good so she can't possibly infect you, bent over, and fuck her while she thrashes around wildly and snaps at you, trying to sink her teeth into your flesh. hot, right?

you would probably want to wear a condom, though. those crazy bitches would likely try to trap you in an unwanted baby situation.

This was in the remake of Dawn of the Dead, but I can't remember if it was in the special features or the movie itself.

well in the movie was a scene where a zombie lady had a zombie baby while tied to a bed. i don't know what crazy goings-on occurred in the special features.

You know.. I think all guys should try that atleast once. P-spot massage is pretty amazing. (So it seems.)

I like fingering ass. need a hand (finger), guys?

hehe ^5

If I had a nickle for every time I stuck my fingers up a girls ass.....I would have a nickle.

like, zombie-dead or dead-dead? because i'm thinking about it for the first time, here, and fucking a zombie might be interesting. although i think it would be better for a guy to fuck a girl zombie. tie her up good so she can't possibly infect you, bent over, and fuck her while she thrashes around wildly and snaps at you, trying to sink her teeth into your flesh. hot, right?

you would probably want to wear a condom, though. those crazy bitches would likely try to trap you in an unwanted baby situation.

This was in the remake of Dawn of the Dead, but I can't remember if it was in the special features or the movie itself.

well in the movie was a scene where a zombie lady had a zombie baby while tied to a bed. i don't know what crazy goings-on occurred in the special features.

In the special features there's a scene where some foot ball jocks have a teenage female zombie chained up in the basement on a dirty mattress and they're goading some guy into fucking her. She has a football helmet on so she can't bite.

They get totally pwned of course.

If I had a nickle for every time I stuck my fingers up a girls ass.....I would have a nickle.

"pickle" is spelled that way.  "nickel" is spelled that way.

Otherwise, you're talking about a woodpecker.

You know what, you fucking gargantuan grammar nazi? STFU

That'd be a SPELLING nazi, actually.  Or maybe a FACT nazi.

oh, and I'm interested in learning more:  how many woodpeckers would you have, if you were getting a nickle for every time your finger was in a boy's ass?

shhh! so dirty, lucas!

Dirty, dirty boy.


I likes!

I wouldn't have any woodpeckers.  And STFU.  And Joy, hop on my cock.

You and your foreplay.

Fuck foreplay.  Fuck me or leave me alone.

That's what I was insinuating..

If you don't enjoy foreplay, you're doing it wrong.

Foreplay is great. I just wish I had time for more of it. I've been a rush in rush out kinda girl recently.

is it because they have to get home to their wives for suppertime?

i can't get off from nip stimulation. actually they aren't super sensitive. i do like having them gnawed on though. i've gotten cuts around my nips from them being sucked & bitten for an extended period of time... that was hot.

one time my friend showed me the bruises that nearly completely covered her breasts after a marathon fuck sesh with one of her many suitors. it was scary. i'm all about a little nipple pinching, especially right before climax, or when you're getting fucked like a champ and he reaches around to pinch them...mmm. nibbling, too, even til it hurts JUST a little. but after maybe a 3 on the breast pain threshold i'm all set.

is it because they have to get home to their wives for suppertime?

No, not at all. I'm the one that has to leave before the wife comes home to make dinner.