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I just received my very first jury duty summons(Read 2968 times)
I just received my very first jury duty summons on: May 24, 2009, 03:32:07 PM
Ugh.

What if I get selected and I have to help decide life or death for somebody in a criminal trial?
What if the facts don't point to a conviction, but the character of the defendant is horrible and they're a completey unmoral person? (Been convicted in the past for similar things.)
What if I am the lone person in the jury who causes a "hung jury" and thus a mistrial?

Have any of you been selected and if so was the case interesting? Did you have to decide the fate of somebody's life?




Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #1 on: May 24, 2009, 04:24:16 PM
What are you 12? Go tell them you'll be out of the country or go serve.



Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #2 on: May 24, 2009, 04:56:15 PM
Tell them you will be fine with serving but that you hate niggers.
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Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #3 on: May 24, 2009, 05:55:13 PM
Tell them you will be fine with serving but that you hate niggers.

Nah. Tell them a lie. Tell them you want to kill whitey.
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Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #4 on: May 24, 2009, 07:44:34 PM
Or tell them that seeing as how you have a diagnosed phobia against large groups of people you cannot serve impartially...



Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #5 on: May 24, 2009, 10:01:09 PM
The one time they actually put me into the selection room it was for a drug case, which meant the prosecutor was going to kick me off and I didn't even have to lie.



Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #6 on: May 25, 2009, 05:36:31 AM
Or tell them that seeing as how you have a diagnosed phobia against large groups of people you cannot serve impartially...

Ahhh, the truth.

I've never been selected. YAY me!



Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #7 on: May 25, 2009, 05:59:10 PM
If I was chosen for a drug case I'd just tell them the truth:  You know that I will find them not guilty for any kind of drug charge, don't you?
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Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #8 on: May 25, 2009, 06:16:38 PM
I told 'em I worked nights; it worked ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #9 on: May 25, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
If I was chosen for a drug case I'd just tell them the truth:  You know that I will find them not guilty for any kind of drug charge, don't you?

That's what Emp said.
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Re: I just received my very first jury duty summons Reply #10 on: May 25, 2009, 07:18:47 PM
That's what SHE said!
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