Oh I forgot, I also won't fuck any family members.

Well, technically we are all family.  We all come from the same people.  So, how many degrees of separation do you consider family?

Oh puhlease. Don't get all hippy on me.

Fine, I'll just get all semen on you.

c'mon people now
smile on your brother
everybody get together
try to love one another right now

* FAH-Q plays air-sitar

And what about dead bodies that are still warm? If of course, said dead guy, died with a raging boner.

Still warm?......if she was hot, yeah.

I was listening to nirvana thismorning.

leave the hippy shit to me everybody ! by order of zoomie.

I'm listening to Ministry right now.  Much less hippy than Nirvana.

And what about dead bodies that are still warm? If of course, said dead guy, died with a raging boner.

My girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy!

Pansexuality is a sexual orientation characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire for people, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.
Queer has traditionally meant odd or unusual, though modern use often pertains to LGBT (gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, intersex) people.
Homosexuality refers to attraction and/or sexual behavior between people of the same sex, or to a sexual orientation.

Homosexuality is two guys or two girls.

Queer can be a girl and a male-to-female transgender person (met a couple like this at a church BBQ one time) or whatever.

Pansexual is someone who is open to anything with no limitations (gender-wise) and as far as I can tell, is attracted to just about anything.  I would use this to describe someone who will literally hit anything.  I've met one person in my life actually who claimed to be a pansexual (one of my girlfriend's friends from school) and she has dated guys/girls/whatevers/etc.

Bagman is a beta-sexual.

I think that's a letter, not a prefix.

Whatever. I just love the idea that for twenty-some years, bagman was the alpha version. He test-ran his dick, trying to make sure it was ready for release into general consumption. Finally, late last year, he released bagman-beta. Still a little buggy, but functioning better than bagman-alpha. Once he works out all the kinks, maybe he'll be able to start charging for his product.

Although he might wanna find himself a few more beta-testers, just to make sure that the first two were being honest with their satisfaction in the product. Strength in numbers.

I like to think of it a vapourware. Like Duke Nukem Forever.

Because all we really have is his word for it.

Oh I forgot, I also won't fuck any family members.

Would that prohibition include a husband?

I like to think of it a vapourware. Like Duke Nukem Forever.

Man, and 3D Realms recently closed the doors on that project forever.

I was serious about he bow and/or bridge thing ...
There was a world-class archer who was in love with her bow ...
When she "broke up" with it, she quit archery ...

She then went on to love the Eiffel Tower, and then The Brooklyn Bridge; she even married a piece of it and has a satisfying sex life with it ...

Correction: She's now married to the Eiffel Tower ...
http://abclocal.go.com/kgo/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6751223

Medical experts ABC News contacted said they were not familiar with objectum sexuals, some said it might be classified as paraphilia, a disorder in which a person has an unusual sexual interest. Some psychologists suggest that people with the condition may have been sexually abused.

I am vaporware.

<insert bloatware line here>

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I'm listening to Ministry right now.  Much less hippy than Nirvana.

i've fucked to ministry, which means it is in no way definable by the word hippie. there's nothing mellow about my fucking. or at least, there better not be.

there's nothing mellow about my fucking.

I don't believe you.

I have too. Small world!

It is good fuck music..

I don't believe you.

(why the edit, sugarpop?) you should believe me. i don't like to make love, but gosh! i sure do love fucking.

(why the edit, sugarpop?)

Because I wanted to add a quote, your mortal enemy!

i sure do love fucking.

psch.  that's what all the girls say.

Wow....both of you have fucked to Ministry.....and I find that super hawt.

You'd find cheeto dust collecting on Zoomie's chin super hawt.

No.  No I would not.

I don't eat cheetos.

i sure do love fucking.

psch.  that's what all the girls say.

I love fucking if we aren't really serious, and I only see you once a week.

I love fucking if we aren't really serious, and I only see you once a week.

BEST. GIRL. EVAR.

I love fucking if we aren't really serious, and I only see you once a week.

I'd rather not see someone even once a week.  I want a "relationship" where I see the person every other weekend and talk on the phone no more than 15 minutes at a time (and not every night).

Too bad I never meet girls who think that's a good idea.