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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


Santos Party House(Read 1803 times)
Santos Party House on: May 29, 2009, 01:09:06 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Santos Party House Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 01:59:36 PM
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=518.msg24306#msg24306

I went to something called Bowieball there.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Santos Party House Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 02:15:14 PM
Maine sucks so many balls when it comes to fun :(

I'd go party with AWK daily if I could.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Santos Party House Reply #3 on: May 30, 2009, 01:36:01 PM
Santos L. Halper?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.