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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


Fucking ants everywhere...(Read 9728 times)
Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #30 on: June 02, 2009, 12:09:13 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #31 on: June 02, 2009, 12:15:05 AM
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #32 on: June 02, 2009, 12:31:44 AM
Luke has VI!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #33 on: June 02, 2009, 02:50:20 AM
maybe if you didn't live like pigs...

You can have a totally spotless house and still have ant problems.  Ants will live anywhere there is shelter and water, even if there is no food.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #34 on: June 02, 2009, 08:59:55 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #35 on: June 02, 2009, 09:37:31 AM
Lies!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #36 on: June 02, 2009, 09:48:21 AM



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #37 on: June 02, 2009, 09:51:06 AM
You sure know how to disturb me and turn me on at the same time, Mosh.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #38 on: June 02, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
That is the single greatest advertisement that has ever come out of Australia.



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #39 on: June 02, 2009, 10:11:33 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #40 on: June 02, 2009, 10:28:11 AM
Oh Jesus, just use fucking Notepad...



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #41 on: June 02, 2009, 10:31:07 AM
Oh Jesus, just use fucking Notepad...

Show me notepad on a linux command line.

OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, it's call vi.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #42 on: June 02, 2009, 10:38:59 AM
hahahahaha....




Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #43 on: June 02, 2009, 04:42:18 PM
That is the single greatest advertisement that has ever come out of Australia.

Fuck yeah! I saw that years ago on Carrott's Commercial Breakdown. I remember there being some funny Toyota ones from Australia too.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #44 on: June 02, 2009, 08:38:49 PM
I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN EITJE USES ALL CAPS, THEN PUTS A PERIOD AT THE END OF THE SENTANCE. I IMAGINE HIM TALKING REALLY LOUDLY BUT NOT SCREAMING, IN A MATTER-OF-FACT WAY.

Dude, it's like you've known him for years.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #45 on: June 02, 2009, 09:03:58 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #46 on: June 02, 2009, 09:05:15 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Fucking ants everywhere... Reply #47 on: June 02, 2009, 09:08:24 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.