No hands and shit Microsoft marketing!

Project Natal

Looked like only hands to me?

Dude, fuck that shit.  I play video games so I can veg out, not work out.  All the Wii games so far haven't asked too much of me until I rented WarioWare: Smooth Moves.  I have absolutely loved the previous WarioWare games but that was literally asking me to fucking stand up and jump around like a maniac with the wiimote.  Fuck that bullshit.

Oh, and fuck Xbox up it's fucking ass.

Man, consoles...

Waste of time and effort. PC still has better games, just because something has a clever interface dont mean that the game is any good.

No system really has good games these days, especially the PC.  And I agree with the latter.

No hands and shit Microsoft marketing!

I'm not too excited about Natal from a game-playing perspective, but you can't tell me that folks right now enjoy navigating any kind of menu with a controller.

Natal will also be used in the NXE dashboard, so getting from one place to another will be a series of hand-waving gestures.  I think that makes a lot more sense than the current, controller-based systems that are out there now.

A lot of the time controllers are just BETTER because they respond quicker and I can just see the plethora of problems that will surface from a system like that.

No hands and shit Microsoft marketing!

I'm not too excited about Natal from a game-playing perspective, but you can't tell me that folks right now enjoy navigating any kind of menu with a controller.

Natal will also be used in the NXE dashboard, so getting from one place to another will be a series of hand-waving gestures.  I think that makes a lot more sense than the current, controller-based systems that are out there now.

Think of the online PORN opportunities!

No system really has good games these days, especially the PC.  And I agree with the latter.

Pfft, that's rubbish.

I only saw a bit of the clip so I don't know if this was covered but how do they know which person is doing which thing? As in, when we do bowling on the wii everyone always tries to mess up the person who's playing. So how do they know which person is the controller?

How fucking lame!

Look, when I play video games I want to be sprawled out on my couch in the laziest position possible. The only things I should have to move are my thumbs and possibly my fore fingers.

If I felt like running around doing shit I'd go somewhere I could run around and do shit and not risk breaking a lamp. Or my TV.

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Think of the online PORN opportunities!

I'm going to take this Natal concept and run with it!

I've got two great ideas so far. The first one is novels that you write yourself! After that I'm going to sell porn, except instead of watching it on TV you actually go leave your house, find someone, and then fuck them!

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/nick-swardson/videos/nick-swardson---old-video-games

Hahaha! OK, grandpa!

If I felt like running around doing shit I'd go somewhere I could run around and do shit and not risk breaking a lamp. Or my TV.

I already hate the Wii.  This looks worse.

Think of the online PORN opportunities!

Fuck that; where's "Project Anal"?