So, my husband and I have been married for almost seven years and together for two years more than that. It's a fulfilling relationship, for the most part. However, there is one thing lacking.

Pussy. I have one, obviously. But he doesn't. I am a major fan of the cock but there isn't a week goes by that I don't crave a lady on my face. I haven't been with a gal in almost ten years and it's kind of starting to drive me crazy.

My husband is all for me going out and getting a piece but I don't know if I could do that. With having two kids and an actual working relationship... I am hesitant to do anything that might really mess up my situation. I have known a few people who are swingers and couples who are in open relationships... crazy jealous triads, and polyamorous singles... and I don't think I've ever known any of them to be truly happy about the relationships situations they are or were in.

Anybody? Thoughts? Comments? Stories? It's share time.

 My thing has for many years been to tell girls something along the lines of,"I am the one and only cock in your life, no exceptions, no excuses... but if you want a girl too, that's fine. I'm past being impressed with threesomes, so I won't touch her unless that's what you want. I only ask that I meet the other girl so I know who she is in case she turns out to be a fucking psycho."


 This works for me, although granted that I am not the typical male.

i especially like how your sig goes along with the post's subject...

COME ON LIZ JUST BURY YOUR TONGUE IN HER I KNOW YOU'RE INTO THAT STUFF WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT AT THE BAR LOTS OF TIMES.

Pussy. I have one, obviously. But he doesn't. I am a major fan of the cock but there isn't a week goes by that I don't crave a lady on my face. I haven't been with a gal in almost ten years and it's kind of starting to drive me crazy.

How about an illegal Mexican immigrant as a house maid? Or better still, an illegal Phillipino immigrant as a house maid? They're cheap to own, and no one cares if you have to dispose of them in a shallow grave.

Mosh makes an excellent point ...

Psycho, if I dress up as a girl will you do naughty things to me?

I feel the same way.  I used to date this girl in San Francisco and I kind of miss a cute chubby blond girl to come home to.  It was nice.

Was her name Loretta?

I feel the same way.  I used to date this girl in San Francisco and I kind of miss a cute chubby blond girl to come home to.  It was nice.

I likes the chubby blonde girls...  Not as much as I likes a certain chubby Croatian girl...

Psycho, if I dress up as a girl will you do naughty things to me?

well, now that your penis is inverted... if you shave the beard...

nah, even that probably wouldn't fool me.

Psycho, if I dress up as a girl will you do naughty things to me?

well, now that your penis is inverted... if you shave the beard...

nah, even that probably wouldn't fool me.

psychopathSHUT UP YOU FILTHY FUCINK WHORE

Did "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!" and HJ have a bastard child while we were down?

Where is HitlerJesus?

We need a follow up to the Theory Of Time

Yes, you are ...

Psychopathetic, why don't you hook up with a female and your husband can just watch/ get off? Fun for all involved. Just don't get emotionally attached to the female.

Psychopathetic, why don't you hook up with a female and your husband can just watch/ get off? Fun for all involved. Just don't get emotionally attached to the female.

Don't forget to record and upload.

I don't know about psychopathetic's husband, and I don't know any guys like this myself either, but rumor has it some guys get pissed and super jealous when their girl is with another girl. It sounds like an urban myth to me, but who knows. Some guys are fucking weird.

I don't know about psychopathetic's husband, and I don't know any guys like this myself either, but rumor has it some guys get pissed and super jealous when their girl is with another girl. It sounds like an urban myth to me, but who knows. Some guys are fucking weird.

Actually I knew a guy like that.  Remember when I mentioned the prostitute and the underage girl that 69'd on my bed?  Well the underage girl was my then friends girlfriend and we walked in on them.  While I was beyond pleasantly surprised at this site, her BF was repulsed.  He told me he thought two girls together was disgusting.  I was shocked and amazed that I had stumbled upon such a mythical creature.

Psychopathetic, why don't you hook up with a female and your husband can just watch/ get off? Fun for all involved. Just don't get emotionally attached to the female.

haha, i guess i'll feel like less of a whore if i'm at least friends with the girl instead of just picking one up for a one nighter. besides, it's something i'd like to experience numerous times and i think it would be better to do it that way with just one person instead of a plethora. and if the sex is going to happen more than once it's likely feelings would surface no matter what. fwb shit has just never worked out for me.

and my husband is totally fine with it. he doesn't care if he's involved at all, actually, and has expressed disinterest at wanting to become sexually involved with any girl i might pick, barring a few exclusions. like... i dunno, ellen page or kat dennings. 

be careful, my friends tried this and they would up getting divorced over complications and emotional issues that came up

be careful, my friends tried this and they would up getting divorced over complications and emotional issues that came up

exactly. not to mention i tend to gravitate towards a certain type of ladies. the ones with full on crazy hidden in the closet. i'm sure that would keep things interesting. and possibly fatal.

be careful, my friends tried this and they would up getting divorced over complications and emotional issues that came up

exactly. not to mention i tend to gravitate towards a certain type of ladies. the ones with full on crazy hidden in the closet. i'm sure that would keep things interesting. and possibly fatal.

So wait... You're saying you like girls?

We already know that.

Here's the thing; http://Http://www.fling.com or http://Http://ashleymadison.com ...

be careful, my friends tried this and they would up getting divorced over complications and emotional issues that came up

exactly. not to mention i tend to gravitate towards a certain type of ladies. the ones with full on crazy hidden in the closet. i'm sure that would keep things interesting. and possibly fatal.

I think I have a solution for your problem.  Read this thread.

exactly. not to mention i tend to gravitate towards a certain type of ladies. the ones with full on crazy hidden in the closet. i'm sure that would keep things interesting. and possibly fatal.

Are talking about me?? Like, do you see fire burning in my eyes or some shit?

I don't know about psychopathetic's husband, and I don't know any guys like this myself either, but rumor has it some guys get pissed and super jealous when their girl is with another girl. It sounds like an urban myth to me, but who knows. Some guys are fucking weird.

I was in a relationship with someone who said he'd never have a FMF 3 way. It exists.

I turned down a FMF 3-way once before I had any sense. It was the first girl I'd gotten with and I'd never seen her friend before that night. I was more blown away by the idea than anything else. Ah regrets. I haven't had the opportunity since.

I see a "J", Kyle, and Tricky mashup in my very near future.