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I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh.  I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.
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HAHAHAHAHA!(Read 9167 times)
HAHAHAHAHA! on: June 09, 2009, 10:20:09 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 10:24:04 PM
Nice! That article SOOOOOOOOOOO reminds me of someone. Hmmmm... it'll come to me.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 10:28:58 PM
yeah, me when I was 12.

Then I turned into the asshole boyfriend for a few years... before marrying someone who makes great sandwiches.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 10:30:01 PM
No I meant the chick who wrote it.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 11:50:22 PM
I had a couple of those chicks in my life when I was a young man.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 11:52:20 PM
I fucked one of them eventually and the relationship went south fast. Since then I avoided hot needy women friends, except for Kelly the mud-wrestler.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 12:39:12 PM
God, I'm glad I'm too old and misogynistic for that shit ...

This falls under my new rule about women, a rule that WORKS, and I don't typically stray from ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #7 on: June 10, 2009, 01:45:20 PM
You're misogynistic and I'm misandric. This will be a fuck session to sell tickets to.



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 02:41:36 PM
Indeed ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 07:09:36 PM
"No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego." 

That is me, 100%, my face burns from how red it is right now.



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 07:21:21 PM
You're misogynistic and I'm misandric. This will be a fuck session to sell tickets to.

Indeed ...

Yeah, it's gonna be like that epic Tyson/Holyfield rematch that's gonna happen sometime in the next century.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 09:15:02 PM
That is me, 100%, my face burns from how red it is right now.

Well none of us are actively trying to get you in the sack so it's all good...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #12 on: June 10, 2009, 09:29:53 PM
Krapsna:

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when I was a young man. [/quote

I'm glad we agree you're old



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 09:56:59 PM
Man, are me and Zoomie going to crush you when you hit 30. Three more years baby.

Three more years.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 10:25:37 PM
what are you gonna do? Climb up me and mouth rape me again? That'll teach me to age!



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #15 on: June 10, 2009, 10:36:01 PM
we'll see who's laughing when you've got an ear full of zoomie-schlong
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #16 on: June 11, 2009, 01:24:19 AM
You're misogynistic and I'm misandric. This will be a fuck session to sell tickets to.

Indeed ...

Yeah, it's gonna be like that epic Tyson/Holyfield rematch that's gonna happen sometime in the next century.

I promise I won't be the one to bite off any appendages..



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #17 on: June 11, 2009, 06:02:43 AM
we'll see who's laughing when you've got an ear full of zoomie-schlong

Right-right.

Well, half an ear full...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #18 on: June 11, 2009, 11:01:09 AM
what are you gonna do? Climb up me and mouth rape me again? That'll teach me to age!

Um, you'd be 30. No fucking way, guh-ross!
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #19 on: June 11, 2009, 12:20:29 PM
I could always put my hair in pigtails?



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #20 on: June 11, 2009, 12:31:57 PM
That's just creepy.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #21 on: June 11, 2009, 01:45:05 PM
I think pigtails can be sex-ay.



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #22 on: June 11, 2009, 02:06:22 PM
Me too
~
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #23 on: June 11, 2009, 02:08:54 PM
They can be used as handlebars..



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #24 on: June 11, 2009, 02:12:00 PM
That just reminded me of the song Little Pony Girl by Samhain......GIDDYUP!!!
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #25 on: June 11, 2009, 02:12:51 PM
You're a fag ...

You're misogynistic and I'm misandric. This will be a fuck session to sell tickets to.

Indeed ...

Yeah, it's gonna be like that epic Tyson/Holyfield rematch that's gonna happen sometime in the next century.

Sadly it's true ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #26 on: June 11, 2009, 02:47:53 PM
Pigtails are fun but on old ladies they're scary. You just know that crazy bitch is going to try to ruin your life.
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Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #27 on: June 11, 2009, 02:54:04 PM
Yeah ...
Now that you mention it, no good's ever come from that ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #28 on: June 11, 2009, 02:57:57 PM
Yeah, cougars with pigtails = RUN



Re: HAHAHAHAHA! Reply #29 on: June 11, 2009, 02:59:55 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')