We are at level 6 now, pandemic.

This will come as no suprise to Zoomie. He predicted this pandemic in a former life.

*yawn*

http://www.forbes.com/2009/06/11/swine-flu-pandemic-lifestyle-health-swine-flu.html

It's round two that will get em. After it goes 'round the globe it will mutate. Then it will come back as Captain Trips.

Even the Inuits on remote islands off Greenland have it.

I'm leaving for Nebraska after I get back from Philly.

Then there will be an epic battle between the forces of good and evil that will take way too fucking long to read.

Fly more. That's how I did it.

it's pretty close to me. My friend's kid sisters school closed for a week with 7 cases. The school is 700m down the road.

I got lumped with being the Security Officer for work for this, so am ordering in masks, thermometers and shit.

I hope they're rectal thermometers

thermometers and shit.

Then there will be an epic battle between the forces of good and evil that will take way too fucking long to read.

Ha ha!

it's pretty close to me. My friend's kid sisters school closed for a week with 7 cases. The school is 700m down the road.

I got lumped with being the Security Officer for work for this, so am ordering in masks, thermometers and shit.

Excuse me miss, you look peaked. I think we need to take your temperature. Trust me, I ordered this shit.

it's a position of power. Anyone who pisses me of has to wear one of these: