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Epic fail and epic ROFL(Read 11791 times)
Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #30 on: June 17, 2009, 10:44:38 PM
Belgian, French, they're all skanky whores...

And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

Me, I'd be all "Nice stars! I'm going to visit Uranus!" ...
(I know, I HAD to!)

I think I should get a couple star tattoos so you can say this to me..



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #31 on: June 18, 2009, 10:55:35 AM
I just watched a segment about this on Fox News, fucking hilarious shit.  Have you seen the guy who gave her the tats??? Bwa ha ha!

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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #32 on: June 18, 2009, 01:00:49 PM
Good fucking lord. That is not the dude I want giving me a face tat. No wonder he didn't know when to stop.



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #33 on: June 18, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #34 on: June 18, 2009, 04:32:58 PM
That company can't make enough for that guy..




Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #35 on: June 18, 2009, 06:22:02 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #36 on: June 19, 2009, 07:26:52 AM
Those're the kinds of guys that actually do give face tats, though.  Weird lifestyle guys.



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #37 on: June 20, 2009, 03:10:49 PM
That's almost the same kinda guy to "octopus" his dick ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #38 on: June 21, 2009, 06:34:30 AM
Dude, her belt buckle is TELLING you what she is.  Come on!

I decided to not make note of that ...
It's its own irony ...

Really, who cares? She's Eurotrash and'll give up the anus as soon as you drop your strides.



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #39 on: June 21, 2009, 01:04:43 PM
I change my vote; I WOULD still hit it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #40 on: June 21, 2009, 05:57:42 PM
Eurotrash is the BEST trash.
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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #41 on: June 22, 2009, 12:38:19 AM
For the record, I am not condoning scab picking as a means of tattoo removal.

Wait, yes I am. Try it.
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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #42 on: June 22, 2009, 04:18:43 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #43 on: June 23, 2009, 06:01:05 AM
Something I didn't write, but made me giggle:

"I want 56 little stars literally obscuring the entire left side of my face for the rest of my life"
I can do this work for you, but are you sure you understand the possible life altering repercussions?
"Yes, the last two raves I went to I was rolling so hard and couldn't stop thinking about how amazing I would look if I damaged my face permanently"
Again, I cannot over-emphasize how ridiculous you will look for the rest of your natural existence, but as a paying customer this is your right.
"I'm still hiiiighhhhhh!!! IM GONNA BE A STARRR!!"
« Last Edit: June 23, 2009, 06:01:51 AM by Drugmoth »
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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #44 on: June 23, 2009, 06:06:29 AM
Turns out she was lying coz daddy didnt like it.

hahahahaha



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #45 on: June 23, 2009, 08:02:05 AM
I WIN !!!
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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #46 on: June 23, 2009, 09:30:07 AM
Ha ha! Awesome detective skills! I'll bet the other special dudes at your group home are totally jealous of how smart you are!
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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #47 on: June 23, 2009, 09:47:05 AM
what... is that it ? oooooooooo wait....none of the girls are around...nm.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #48 on: June 23, 2009, 10:19:15 AM
Turns out she was lying coz daddy didnt like it.

hahahahaha

Oh man, can you imagine that dinner conversation....
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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #49 on: June 23, 2009, 03:46:24 PM
Ha ha! Awesome detective skills! I'll bet the other special dudes at your group home are totally jealous of how smart you are!

Hahaha!
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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #50 on: June 23, 2009, 10:40:50 PM
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #51 on: June 23, 2009, 10:44:30 PM
hows he eat box or suck a mean cock with that mess in his pie hole?



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #52 on: June 23, 2009, 10:45:42 PM
I looked at him and laughed my ass off.  Then I thought, you know what, I'd probably vote him into political office.
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Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #53 on: July 19, 2009, 04:49:11 PM
Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but a bunch of facial piercings/stretchings and facial tattoos just don't appeal to me at all.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL Reply #54 on: July 19, 2009, 10:11:04 PM
He doesn't even look human anymore outside of the eyes ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')