Something I didn't write, but made me giggle:
"I want 56 little stars literally obscuring the entire left side of my face for the rest of my life"
I can do this work for you, but are you sure you understand the possible life altering repercussions?
"Yes, the last two raves I went to I was rolling so hard and couldn't stop thinking about how amazing I would look if I damaged my face permanently"
Again, I cannot over-emphasize how ridiculous you will look for the rest of your natural existence, but as a paying customer this is your right.
"I'm still hiiiighhhhhh!!! IM GONNA BE A STARRR!!"
« Last Edit: June 23, 2009, 06:01:51 AM by Drugmoth »

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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon