Cat Downloads Child Porn

Dogs have been blamed for eating homework - now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child pornography.

Police are charging Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.

Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.

He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.

Only in Florida...

Isn't that called "The Townsend Defense"?

Nah, we won't get fooled again.

*rimshot*

Wanna do standup on my charters?

Society should in general be less profit oriented.

In general, the only way you make huge profit margins is either by fucking someone over (banks & customer fees, or cutting benefits for your employees, for example) or redistributing costs (taxpayers subsidizing various industries, environmental and social costs being picked up by taxpayers, etc.).

Hot DAMN, i'm not the ONLY fool around here that hits the Quote button instead of the Modify button!   

i'm beginning to like you more and more, Rag!

Politically you two aren't really that far apart.

Politically you two aren't really that far apart.

So i'm noticing!  Good thing i went with my second choice for reaction ~ waiting and reading more ~ rather than the First:

"You Suck-Fuckin'-Son-Of-A-Bitch-UNCLE-Fucker!!!"   

Is wearing a 'Hitler' moustache a good idea?

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This is starting to be Some Serious Shit ...

Cats can do weird shit with computers. They know key combinations that aren't documented anywhere!
I'm tellin ya ...

Yeah like the guy who got busted with kiddie porn and blamed it on his cat?

Or was that specifically what you meant...?

Nope it's not good for anyone, (porn).  It makes women insecure and allows men to objectify women.  I went to see this movie last night named Amarcord and it just shows how different the way men thought 40 years ago.  Men thought women with curves were hot and wank worthy and now they have to be skinny with big fake tits and look 18.  It's impossible to live up to that image as a woman and that is why more and more women are feeling less and less worthy of being sexy.

Fuck! That was last night and tonight at the Paramount eh? Love Amarcord. That kid gets some big fat titty-sucking action haha.

40 years ago men thought women with curves were hot and wank worthy and now they have to be skinny with big fake tits and look 18.

That's me, always fashionably late...

I've long thought the most attractive feature in a woman was wanting to fuck me...body type isn't such a big deal.

Know what I really want in a girl?

Me.

Oh but you're not self-absorbed at all!

Have you and your mirror synched your periods yet?

I bet Tricky and I will be synched up after Japan.  Yay!  Girl talk!

Know what I really want in a girl?

Me.

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Too many posts without news links.

Know what I really want in a girl?

Me.

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Damnit, that didn't fucking work. It was supposed to be the Pi symbol.

and now they have to be skinny with big fake tits and look 18.

Yeah this is not really accurate. Just as they are trying to sell that image to young girls for some reason so to are they expecting people such as yourself to reinforce it.

It simply isn't true, men still like mature women with curves. But what we want doesn't seem to matter anymore that's all.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/mar/27/schoolsworldwide.foodanddrink  -  It amused me.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/sep/01/ex-bnp-member-fined-names-leak

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/09/01/wildlife-group-condemns-a-911-tsunami-ad - hilariously poor taste

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10594761

"even though she and husband Jim Bob were on Weight Watchers"

ahahaha.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1210341/Being-bad-good-Playing-blaring-rock-music-skipping-housework-actually-boost-health.html

I like it!

I like it too, but I don't know how much of it is true.  People are always chasing after that next new fact or statistic.