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Re: Drunk Question Reply #30 on: June 19, 2009, 02:49:26 PM
I think Joy is a hero.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #31 on: June 19, 2009, 02:50:24 PM
If a chick sleeps with a ton of dudes and I'm not one of them, she's a slut.

If I'm among the tally, then she's awesome.



Re: Drunk Question Reply #32 on: June 19, 2009, 02:55:30 PM
If a chick sleeps with a ton of dudes and I'm not one of them, she's a slut.

If I'm among the tally, then she's awesome.

Well yeah, that still stands.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #33 on: June 19, 2009, 03:44:20 PM
It all makes sense now...



Re: Drunk Question Reply #34 on: June 19, 2009, 03:49:04 PM
Yeah, guys are SO complicated.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #35 on: June 19, 2009, 05:32:32 PM
There is this girl who lives here named Courtney who has fucked pretty much every guy in the scene.  I mean I have seen whoreishness but she takes it to an internationally acclaimed level.  I know countless people who have walked in on her blowing someone, or getting fucked behind someones barn, or peeing in someones mouth, yet I am the only one who seems to openly call her a whore.  Most people I know are like, "oh Sasha, let her be, her mom shot herself in the head."  I then sit there and think, "so if your mom shoots herself in the head you can be a whore and no one will hold you accountable for it?  The world is a fucked up place!"



Re: Drunk Question Reply #36 on: June 19, 2009, 05:42:21 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunk Question Reply #37 on: June 19, 2009, 05:49:04 PM
OMG IF SOMEONE WALKED UP TO ME AT A BAR AND SAID "SMELL MY FINGERS" YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I WOULD NEVER DO THAT SHIT!

So, did you get lucky or what Emp? You should have gotten your room mate to smell your dick. I thought you were smart.

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Re: Drunk Question Reply #38 on: June 20, 2009, 10:14:19 AM
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getting fucked behind someones barn

I always imagined sex in Texas is JUST LIKE THIS.



Re: Drunk Question Reply #39 on: June 20, 2009, 02:47:11 PM
Whatever happened to going INTO the Rape Barn?
Were the doors jammed again?
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #40 on: June 20, 2009, 10:30:27 PM
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getting fucked behind someones barn

I always imagined sex in Texas is JUST LIKE THIS.

Beat me to it!  RAPEBARN!



Re: Drunk Question Reply #41 on: June 21, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
I called that girl Courtney yesterday and told her how much of a piece of shit whorebag she is.  She was asking my ex for money so she could get an abortion.  I called her and asked her, 1) Did you fuck Aasim? and 2) If not, then why are you asking him for money for an abortion?  She said, "I asked him because he's my friend," and I said, "you can't get a pool of money going between the ten plus guys you are currently fucking to pay for this?" and then I said, "because I bet you don't even know who it belongs to you piece of shit whore."  And then she cried and hung up on me.  Fucking slut. 



Re: Drunk Question Reply #42 on: June 21, 2009, 05:10:31 PM
Is there a pic of this whore anywhere?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Drunk Question Reply #43 on: June 21, 2009, 05:20:18 PM
Here's one of her wiping the cum from the sides of her mouth.




Re: Drunk Question Reply #44 on: June 21, 2009, 06:22:26 PM
Sasha is the EXACT reason I'm glad I'm not a girl, cuz going through junior high with her must have been HELL.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #45 on: June 21, 2009, 06:41:16 PM
I call it as I see it.  I was the nice/shy/cute girl in junior high.  Being called flat chested and being made fun of for being skinny turned me into the cunt you know and fear today.



Re: Drunk Question Reply #46 on: June 21, 2009, 06:49:52 PM
Oh, neat, you got made fun of for the opposite of what I did growing up.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #47 on: June 21, 2009, 07:04:12 PM
Kids are fucking assholes.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Drunk Question Reply #48 on: June 21, 2009, 07:09:56 PM
No shit.  Not wanting to go swimming at summer camp cuz kids made fun of my boy boobs was awesome.  Killing something all of a sudden seems like a really great idea :D
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #49 on: June 21, 2009, 07:13:42 PM
Deep cleansing breath, Dyl. Breast meat is breast meat, after all. Be proud of them.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #50 on: June 21, 2009, 07:16:11 PM
They are beautiful.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #51 on: June 21, 2009, 07:18:17 PM
Always look for the good, man.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #52 on: June 21, 2009, 10:32:18 PM
skims thread: nice tits on that one
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #53 on: June 21, 2009, 10:48:44 PM
Ah, the traumas of childhood.

Sometimes I wonder if anyone ever really moves past their mid-late teens emotionally.



Re: Drunk Question Reply #54 on: June 21, 2009, 11:10:16 PM
I had a great time as a mid-late teen. it was 9-14 that I truly hated.

... and no. I don't really think anyone gets over it.

I was the tall, thin girl that listened to weird music and no one understood. I had buck teeth, long greasy hair and I was poor. That was plenty of fodder to tear me apart...




Re: Drunk Question Reply #55 on: June 22, 2009, 01:49:11 AM
Here's one of her wiping the cum from the sides of her mouth.



I'll probably be in town next year for SXSW.

If she's not knocked up then let me know.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #56 on: June 22, 2009, 02:00:31 AM
I had a great time as a mid-late teen. it was 9-14 that I truly hated.

... and no. I don't really think anyone gets over it.

I was the tall, thin girl that listened to weird music and no one understood. I had buck teeth, long greasy hair and I was poor. That was plenty of fodder to tear me apart...



I was a lonely social outcast and fat to boot. I ranked so low on the social ladder that people didn't either bother to make fun of me. I had so little self-esteem and confidence that I had to get over the nervous lump in my gut each day to go to highschool for four years. I even thought about suicide a few times.


Things have changed since then.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #57 on: June 22, 2009, 02:27:38 AM
I don't live in my past, but memories DO trigger bad things in me.  That's why I try and absorb my mind into other things, so I don't have to remember and think at all.
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Re: Drunk Question Reply #58 on: June 22, 2009, 02:31:55 AM
yeah, because now you're hot.

and:

I call it as I see it.  I was the nice/shy/cute girl in junior high.  Being called flat chested and being made fun of for being skinny turned me into the cunt you know and fear today.

me too, sort of. i actually never got teased for being skinny, but in the ten years since high school, i do have people telling me i suck because i'm thin and they've let themselves go (into the abyss that is the buck-sixty plus range). all those stupid whores who peaked in high school... to them i say "ha! suck more dick and see where it gets you".



Re: Drunk Question Reply #59 on: June 22, 2009, 05:41:27 AM
I call it as I see it.  I was the nice/shy/cute girl in junior high.  Being called flat chested and being made fun of for being skinny turned me into the cunt you know and fear today.
My friend gets made fun of being flat chested too.




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