Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
×

Quote from: banal
Vampires are not real Emp.
Quote from: Emperor Reagan
Yeah, neither do zombies or dragons or orcs or ghosts or angels or demons or anything else awesome.  Life is a big fucking disappointment. 

  1. Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
  2. General Category
  3. Sex/Gossip
  4. So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
« previous next »
Print
Pages: [1] 2 3 4  All   Go Down
So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?(Read 38115 times)
So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? on: March 03, 2009, 01:07:53 PM
Not that krapsna's masturbating or anything ...









EDIT: I remembered the actual title; sorry for the misunderstanding ...
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 04:53:34 PM by Thrash »
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass? Reply #1 on: March 03, 2009, 01:42:21 PM
We know Bagman's girl doesn't.

At least not with him.
Logged
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com

Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass? Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 02:11:10 PM
I think she does, just not in the way he phrased it, you know, with his lovestick.
Logged
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass? Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 02:59:07 PM
Maybe next time he should try using his rapture twig.
Logged
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com

Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass? Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 03:12:36 PM
Quote from: krapsna on March 03, 2009, 02:59:07 PM
Maybe next time he should try using his rapture twig.

i think that only works if you cast a level three charm spell first.
Logged
cream filling for hollow victories

Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass? Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 03:16:13 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Logged
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: So, uhm ... Who wants it in the ass? Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 03:24:08 PM
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
Logged
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 05:06:32 PM by tricky »
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #8 on: March 03, 2009, 05:07:02 PM
I'll take pics of that as well as your "sanitary aids" ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 05:07:16 PM
Quote from: tricky on March 03, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

you forgot all the menstruating.
Logged
cream filling for hollow victories

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 05:09:37 PM
Yeah, I ate that bloody cunt like a champ! It looked like I just smeared strawberry jam all over my face (complete with chunks!).
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 05:59:13 PM
Quote from: The Geek on March 03, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

PLEASE STOP.
Logged
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #13 on: March 03, 2009, 06:14:50 PM
Quote from: The Geek on March 03, 2009, 05:56:44 PM
Did you floss with uterine lining? Cause that's the best part

How did you know??? It's almost like you were there or something... oh wait you were!
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #14 on: March 03, 2009, 06:15:24 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 05:59:13 PM
ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

Probably could do you some good!
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #15 on: March 03, 2009, 06:21:15 PM
Quote from: tricky on March 03, 2009, 06:15:24 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on March 03, 2009, 05:59:13 PM
ALRIGHT I'VE READ ENOUGH ABOUT FUCKING WOMENS NASTY INSIDES TODAY TO MAKE ME TECHNICALLY BULIMIC.

Probably could do you some good!

True, but I prefer amphetamine induced anorexia over nasty cunt talk induced bulimia.
Logged
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #16 on: March 03, 2009, 06:22:20 PM
Who is this krapsna?
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #17 on: March 03, 2009, 06:26:28 PM
Oddly enough, the one you are trying to gross out is not here, meanwhile, SlamPig is retching ...
Logged
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #18 on: March 03, 2009, 06:34:33 PM
Quote from: Thrash on March 03, 2009, 06:26:28 PM
Oddly enough, the one you are trying to gross out is not here, meanwhile, SlamPig is retching ...

Haha.  No shit.
Logged
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #19 on: March 03, 2009, 09:42:20 PM
I have SOOOOOOO missed you guys...
Logged
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #20 on: March 04, 2009, 01:35:31 AM
Quote
I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

Hahaha.  Any girl who can make me laugh like that, deserves a crack at my cock.

Here's your second chance.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2009, 03:22:05 AM by bagman »
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #21 on: March 04, 2009, 02:58:57 AM
Or just with the strapon.
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #22 on: March 04, 2009, 03:21:03 AM
Quote from: tricky on March 03, 2009, 05:05:11 PM
I fucked bagmans girl in the butt with a strap on last night. She came so many times I lost count! She said bagman was the worst lover she ever had and that he had a micropenis. Then she did ATM on my strapon. What a filthy girl! In conclusion, bagman sucks at the fucking.

You must have found her G spot...
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #23 on: March 04, 2009, 07:54:57 AM
Ahhaha. I think Mosh's got it.
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #24 on: March 04, 2009, 10:08:50 AM
Quote from: Doormouse on March 04, 2009, 07:54:57 AM
Ahhaha. I think Mosh's got it.

Ahhaha SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR.
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #25 on: March 04, 2009, 10:33:50 AM
Oh man. SHUTUPSHUTUP, I like you. If you ever want to get a ride on my "lovestick", let me know.
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #26 on: March 04, 2009, 12:37:45 PM
Shutupshutup you hurt my feelings! Luckily, being treated like trash turns me on. If you ever want to "lovestick" me full-force, let me know.
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #27 on: March 04, 2009, 12:56:49 PM
Back off! I saw SHUTUPSHUTUP first. Unless... lovestick threeway?! OMG!
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #28 on: March 04, 2009, 01:08:34 PM
Party train!! If we get a few more involved we could form a lovestick loop like the sodomites in Circle 7 or these "fruitless" Drosophila:



Hells yeah. Let's think of the angles. I think we'd need at least 5 to go all the way around. It seems to be working for the fruitflies. So beside tricky, shutup, and me we need just two more. Bids are open but I'm reserving equal veto power to all (of the 3 of us) on a pro rata lovestick basis.
« Last Edit: March 04, 2009, 01:10:01 PM by Doormouse »
Logged

Re: So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass? Reply #29 on: March 04, 2009, 01:13:05 PM
I like where you are going with this. Note that the fly off by itself represents bagman in this scenario.
Logged
you treat me like a monologue ho

Print
Pages: [1] 2 3 4  All   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
  2. General Category
  3. Sex/Gossip
  4. So, uhm ... who likes it in the ass?
 

SMF 2.0.18 | SMF © 2021, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
RSS Theme Smf Konusal