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My friend Alan(Read 9455 times)
Re: My friend Alan Reply #30 on: June 24, 2009, 10:22:43 AM
Didn't you two get over each other like 5 years ago?
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Re: My friend Alan Reply #31 on: June 24, 2009, 10:41:19 AM
Still, as I was laying there staring at the hospital ceiling, all I could think about was how much of a dumb ass I was and not that it was somebody else's fault because the living room carpet wasn't properly labeled as a poor place to fall head first.

i love you. you make sense to me. make babies with me.
...wait. do you actually have any sperm left?

I think it's all used up by now.  :-\
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Re: My friend Alan Reply #32 on: June 24, 2009, 10:56:43 AM
so we can adopt! those little asian babies people aquire are so damn adorable.



Re: My friend Alan Reply #33 on: June 24, 2009, 11:51:27 AM
John and Kate might be putting a couple on the market soon.
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Re: My friend Alan Reply #34 on: June 24, 2009, 02:26:38 PM
Oh! Zing! That made me laugh.



Re: My friend Alan Reply #35 on: June 24, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
speaking of-- sasha, your icon could be jon's tranny brother or something.



Re: My friend Alan Reply #36 on: June 24, 2009, 02:36:12 PM
Her name is Juanita Gosselin.



Re: My friend Alan Reply #37 on: June 24, 2009, 04:13:20 PM
those little asian babies people aquire are so damn adorable.
Too true.



Re: My friend Alan Reply #38 on: June 26, 2009, 08:35:55 AM
Yeah, I'd like to own 20 or 30 of them.

Private militia.



Re: My friend Alan Reply #39 on: June 29, 2009, 05:29:41 PM
Start your indoctrination young!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: My friend Alan Reply #40 on: June 29, 2009, 07:08:54 PM
That's how Cambodia got famous...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My friend Alan Reply #41 on: June 29, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
No, that was thanks to Jello Biafra.



Re: My friend Alan Reply #42 on: June 29, 2009, 07:44:06 PM
Don't throw your west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit at me.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: My friend Alan Reply #43 on: June 30, 2009, 02:46:09 AM
Ok, I'm done here ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: My friend Alan Reply #44 on: June 30, 2009, 06:19:07 AM
Don't throw your west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit at me.

Who would have heard of Cambodia if it werent for west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit?

I remember it being called Kampuchea or some such.