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I like the idea of a clone a vag.  If you're not in the mood you can just throw it at the guy and say, "this should be quite like the original."
The problem with that is once the guy realizes it's easier to fuck the clone than put up with a girl's bullshit, you'll be finding yourself relegated to household chores and the occasional "sup?" in passing in the hallway.


Happy Birthday to meeeee(Read 3373 times)
Happy Birthday to meeeee on: July 01, 2009, 09:09:07 AM
25........fuck.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #1 on: July 01, 2009, 09:17:47 AM
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Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #2 on: July 01, 2009, 09:35:39 AM
Happy Birthday!



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #3 on: July 01, 2009, 09:52:57 AM
:D
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #4 on: July 01, 2009, 09:57:42 AM
happy birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #5 on: July 01, 2009, 10:58:09 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #6 on: July 01, 2009, 11:19:57 AM
I asked dad to get me a bottle of Maker's Mark for mah berfday, so I'll be having at least a warm fuzzy birthday that tastes of quality aged oak.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #7 on: July 01, 2009, 12:17:04 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #8 on: July 01, 2009, 01:47:28 PM
I hope your "quarter century" was as good as mine!
It certainly seems that you're starting it off right ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #9 on: July 01, 2009, 02:53:08 PM
Happy birthday, Dylan!  :-*




Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #10 on: July 01, 2009, 04:51:29 PM
happy birthday, dylan's liver! stay strong!



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #11 on: July 01, 2009, 05:20:30 PM
Dylan may live to 26, however, his liver might not ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 07:43:06 PM
your skin colour is approaching a nice level of ghoul...


this thread reminds me, I'm 28 on Saturday.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #13 on: July 01, 2009, 08:42:09 PM
I think Joy should give me a BJ to celebrate all of your birthdays.



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009, 09:43:31 PM
Woah, I just woke up.  I passed out for like 6 hours. Time to polish off this bottle.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #15 on: July 01, 2009, 09:48:02 PM
Happy Birthday Dylan. Nice choice.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #16 on: July 01, 2009, 09:58:35 PM
your skin colour is approaching a nice level of ghoul...

That's my French side coming out.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Happy Birthday to meeeee Reply #17 on: July 02, 2009, 02:04:40 AM
/\/\()T!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')