And don't forget to hide your hot female friends if I come over. Unless you feel like spending some quality time with the police telling them your side of the story.
I'll go down on your clown.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
What hurts less... birthing a child or getting fucked with a faygo bottle by somebody painted like a clown ?
Sure. You wanna be the spooner or the spoonee?
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Oh yeah, I forget. Whatever. So yeah, commie, I'll be the big spoon but don't bitch if you start getting poked in the ass.
Thanks for getting jizz on my back, brah.
Indeed, old friend ...
either works
Fat girls can have cute faces but I just can't find rolls sexy. I can't.