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Palin Resigns(Read 36122 times)
Palin Resigns on: July 03, 2009, 05:46:18 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090703/ap_on_re_us/us_palin_resigning

Won't go into detail why but I suspect she got caught with her pretty ass hanging out and wants out of the Gov mansion before it breaks.

She's still an idiot.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #1 on: July 03, 2009, 05:53:03 PM
I can't stop laughing ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #2 on: July 03, 2009, 09:10:22 PM
I would hate fuck her so hard she'd die of internal hemorrhaging the day after.



Re: Palin Resigns Reply #3 on: July 03, 2009, 10:17:25 PM
Maybe she thinks she cant run for the white house, if she has state gov issues on the table during the campaign ? Sure she would get hit hard with crap about the sacking of the police officer (?), and the bridge to nowhere....but...yeah..I dont like her, but its a good move ? I mean. nm.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #4 on: July 03, 2009, 10:50:03 PM
Yeah, I agree with zoomie's suspicion.  I suspect she resigned either to try to keep something quiet or to avoid being forced out due to wrongdoing.

It's way too early to resign for a presidential run, especially since most people don't resign until they've won the primaries.  And the police officer and bridge to nowhere were already on the table when she was nominated for VP, but she didn't get hit that hard for them.



Re: Palin Resigns Reply #5 on: July 03, 2009, 11:34:02 PM
As the article said, the GOP only has two possible candidates left that carry any weight. Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich.

So unless a stranger creeps out of the woodwork, like Obama did, it's 4 more years of Obama.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #6 on: July 04, 2009, 05:48:31 AM
No it wont be four more years of Obama regardless of who is fielded.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #7 on: July 04, 2009, 01:38:42 PM
Run as Indy ? Leaves now to distance from GOP ? ~shrug.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #8 on: July 04, 2009, 01:43:51 PM
A lot of what I've heard say it was the Vanity Fair article on her that made her resign.

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2009/08/sarah-palin200908

I was really, really hoping she'd run for president in 2012.  Her running against Obama would be no end of entertainment.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #9 on: July 05, 2009, 01:31:02 AM
That artical was interesting in so much as it shows how lazy McCain was in relying on glitz and glamour over substance.

I dont care, I still want to stomp her in the cunt repeatedly with extra sharp cleats.



Re: Palin Resigns Reply #10 on: July 05, 2009, 09:43:16 AM
Run as Indy ? Leaves now to distance from GOP ? ~shrug.

That would be interesting.  She probably would fail pretty miserably, considering the track record of third parties in the US.

A truly serious, successful right-wing Christian third party would probably result in more Democrats being elected to office because it would only siphon votes off of the GOP.



Re: Palin Resigns Reply #11 on: July 05, 2009, 11:34:53 AM
She claims she has a higher power calling. So we should look forward to the First Alaskan Church of Stupid Bitches With Nice Tits?
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #12 on: July 05, 2009, 02:30:19 PM
Do we have proof of this nice boobage ?
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 07:12:35 PM
So where are all the Palin look-alike nude pics?
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #14 on: July 05, 2009, 07:20:02 PM
She claims she has a higher power calling.

So did GW, and that turned out well.



Re: Palin Resigns Reply #15 on: July 06, 2009, 12:47:54 AM
She claims she has a higher power calling.

So did GW, and that turned out well.

Dam straight, well indeed.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #16 on: July 06, 2009, 10:43:35 AM
She resigned to make a fuck ton of money in the political media.  Selling books, doing talk shows, making appearances on fox news, and being a ho.  Whether she retains the public interest remains to be seen.  She can make tons of money doing that stuff, while not having to conduct herself to an ethical standard in public service, and not having to deal with being hamstrung by the shortcomings of her family in the public spotlight.  I honestly feel bad for her family, especially her kids, at having to put up with the shit storm she brought on them.

I'm sure she fills a niche for some people, or else she wouldn't be nearly as popular, that said, I cannot fathom a world where she is elected to the Presidency, and I think the highest she could possibly aspire is maybe the Senate.  Even that thought is scary.  Her policy stances and her inability to articulate them on even a basic level is absolutely terrifying and hopefully she finds a place among the belfry of gargoyles at Fox News or some other conservative outlet so she can pander to an audience that appreciates her while fading into general obscurity among others.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #17 on: July 06, 2009, 02:54:09 PM
BUT WHAT ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON??.??
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #18 on: July 06, 2009, 02:55:21 PM
So where are all the Palin look-alike nude pics?

I'll hook it up when I get home from work.

Just google Hustler's Nailin' Paylin videos.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #19 on: July 06, 2009, 03:15:57 PM
BEST PHOTOSHOP EVAR!!!


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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #20 on: July 06, 2009, 03:38:14 PM
So where are all the Palin look-alike nude pics?

I'll hook it up when I get home from work.

Just google Hustler's Nailin' Paylin videos.

Hmmm....sounds like something I should torrent.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #21 on: July 06, 2009, 06:48:33 PM
Huckabee deemed it "a risky strategy," adding that "if she did get out because of a feeling of getting chased, that's not going to stop if she stays in politics." He also questioned the way the resignation was announced, saying, "You don't call a press conference to create questions, you call one to resolve them."

Hey there Mike, did you ever consider... ummm that...

SHE'S A FUCKING MORON???
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #22 on: July 06, 2009, 07:19:04 PM
How do you know somebody is serious on this forum ? They change font colour.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #23 on: July 06, 2009, 07:21:01 PM
I was acctentuating my point for anyone who didn't know this already, even though there may not be anyone.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #24 on: July 06, 2009, 07:50:27 PM
There is just no way she could run for another, especially a higher, office now. She's a quitter. The smear campaign writes itself.

The only reasonable options are: A. She wants to hop on the money train while it's still running, and some press agent or another made it sound to her like it wouldn't be in 18 months when her term was over. Or, B. She fucked up royal and wants to try to outrun the shitstorm.

Either way, I don't care.



Re: Palin Resigns Reply #25 on: July 06, 2009, 08:02:23 PM
Don't care ??!!!? Everybody rubbernecks at a car crash !
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #26 on: July 06, 2009, 11:18:49 PM
I hope she fucked up. 

Since politicians aren't going to do anything and the media isn't going to ask any tough questions, I would at least like to see a scandal in my political coverage.



Re: Palin Resigns Reply #27 on: July 06, 2009, 11:20:15 PM
Maybe she's pregnant with another mongoloid, and McCain is the daddy.
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Re: Palin Resigns Reply #28 on: July 06, 2009, 11:39:03 PM
She claims she has a higher power calling. So we should look forward to the First Alaskan Church of Stupid Bitches With Nice Tits?

Palin has much better thighs and ass than tits. NBC's choice of camera angle was all up on it during the VP debate.



Re: Palin Resigns Reply #29 on: July 07, 2009, 08:41:02 AM
Why does this Op Ed read like it was written by a 16 year old?

The Sins Of Sarah Palin

I'm actually starting to feel sorry for the GOP. Don't worry, it'll pass...
« Last Edit: July 07, 2009, 08:42:18 AM by Zoomie »
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