Got all shroomed up last night. Fucking awesome!

You suck.  I be jealous.

The end of the night was kinda weird though cuz the power went out and then everyone went home, and the house without Amy was quiet as fuck and kinda creepy.

Still had fun earlier though.

oh man. I miss shrooms

Yeah, they're a lot of fun. I'm hoping it starts raining again, cuz I wouldn't mind doing some more.

Does anyone ever field harvest, anymore,

or are they all from lab-cultured spore?

I'm hoping it starts raining again, cuz I wouldn't mind doing some more.

I don't care where they come from if they make me trip.

lake tahoe. mid-winter. Snow-capped everything. shrooms.

that evening was nirvana

Man, I bet. We never made it up to Tahoe, but were in several other places in the area. NorNev and NorCal are fucking gorgeous.

imagine this at night. clear starlit sky. shrooms

zomg that sounds soooo awesome.  One of you bitches better come and do shrooms with me some time.  Maine is also a fucking beautiful place to do shrooms.

I'll do shrooms with you in Maine. But you gotta meet me at BSP and summit Katadiin with me.

To tell you the truth, I'd be afraid to do anything around you that would cloud my judgment.  I'll do speed with you though.  I'm on point even more than normal when I'm sped up.

I don't fuck with that shit.

What you think I'd get you all pretty colors and then try to rape you or put spiders on you or some shit? Not my style. I'd get you high and then Mosh and Geek would step out from behind a tree in spider suits and Mosh would hold you down while Geek repeatedly stabs you with her big, thick, hairy spider penis. All while Adam Duritz sings "Accidentally In Love" with that big black spider haircut on his head.

Or that's what you'd remember...

Exactly.

zomg that sounds soooo awesome.  One of you bitches better come and do shrooms with me some time.  Maine is also a fucking beautiful place to do shrooms.

I'm sure it is. If I'm ever in your neck of the woods, I'll do shrooms with ya. Need some weed too, though.

Anybody ever tried blue honey? I've never had fresh mushrooms to make it with, but I've always been curious. Maybe I'll make that my next project.

Anybody ever tried blue honey? I've never had fresh mushrooms to make it with, but I've always been curious. Maybe I'll make that my next project.

WTF is that?

zomg that sounds soooo awesome.  One of you bitches better come and do shrooms with me some time.  Maine is also a fucking beautiful place to do shrooms.

I'm sure it is. If I'm ever in your neck of the woods, I'll do shrooms with ya. Need some weed too, though.

I completely missed this post earlier.  We got good weed up round these parts, Si

Anybody ever tried blue honey? I've never had fresh mushrooms to make it with, but I've always been curious. Maybe I'll make that my next project.

WTF is that?

Instructions:
(*optional steps are indicated)
1. Grow a crop of shrooms
2. Buy a jar of honey
*3. Smoke a few joints
4. Eat 1/4 to 1/3 of the jar of honey
5. Submerge the fresh mushrooms in the honey jar until the jar is again full.
6. Mix the shrooms into the honey gently to ensure rough uniformity.
7. Screw the cap on tightly and store in a dark place. Over the next few days the honey will darken and eventually turn greenish-blue to black. The resulting "blue honey" will do the same as the mushrooms did.
*8. Smoke a few joints

Why:
1. Mushrooms don't last. If you grow mushrooms, you'll only have a few days after harvesting them before they start to rot. If you dry them then you may extend their lifetime to a few months. If they're dried and frozen, you might get a year out of them. Apparently blue honey lasts close to forever.
2. Honey is delicious.
3. Blue comestibles are cool.

2. Honey is delicious.

I think I'd rather pick Zoomies pubes out of my teeth than eat tons of honey.

.....on second though, gimme the fucking honey.

Directions on how to do shrooms in Antigua:

1. Wait for it to rain.
2. Go find some shrooms.

I think I'd rather pick Zoomies pubes out of my teeth than eat tons of honey.

.....on second though, gimme the fucking honey.

If you were doing it right, it would be self-flossing meal.

Shrooms are good for work, if you don't over do it and start acting stupid. My only problem is when I come down I get REALLY fucking depressed for some reason, and its too hard to smoke on my way back down where I work (chemical plant).  

Shrooms are good for work, if you don't over do it and start acting stupid. My only problem is when I come down I get REALLY fucking depressed for some reason, and its too hard to smoke on my way back down where I work (chemical plant).  

man if i was on shrooms and in a chemical plant i'd end up falling into nuclear waste and turning up like bizzaro or some shit

I'm testing out a half 1/8 right now of a strain I've never seen....just ate it a few mins ago.  If a half 1/8 can give me a decent trip then I know they are quality.  It usually takes a full 1/8 of regular strength shrooms for me.  But some good cubensis will make me trip balls with only a few little stems.  I'll come back to tell you how it is going.

Oh yeah, and my guy said these are friggin $45 for 1/8, which is ridiculously high and I would never pay unless they were super shrooms, then it would be worth it.

superbakedNtrippy

Just finishing off another successful mission to Awesometown, Shroomville.

Shrooms are good for work, if you don't over do it and start acting stupid. My only problem is when I come down I get REALLY fucking depressed for some reason, and its too hard to smoke on my way back down where I work (chemical plant).  

Now HERE's the dude i want working in the chemical plant in my town:

Trippin' BALLZ,

getting depressed,

and surreptitiously slinkin' around, looking for a good place to blow a J.


Hey, mang, watch out for those flippin' FLAMMABLE fumes,

<mumble, mumble> fuktard.


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Did anyone ever answer me about using magic mushers in a salad?