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No sir, can't say that I do.

Then my little not-really-a-celebrity experience will be of no interest to you.

I watch it sometimes when I visit my parents and kill time with the TV.

I hate portrait tattoos.

I hate how over-dramatized the whole thing is, and how little they focus on the actual tattoos. Anyway, I brought it up cuz Pixie was our waitress at the diner attached to our hotel in LA. True story.

That's the only way you could do a reality show like that, though.  LA Ink probably is the lightest on focusing on the tattoos of all the current tattoo shows, though.  At least it fits my mental image of everything in LA being kind of insubstantial.

Miami Ink was definitely better than LA Ink.

Everything is better when it has no association with LA.

I dunno, I like LA. We had a blast visiting there, other than Amy losing her passport.

Did she get fired for being better looking than Kat Von D?

I figure that's why all the women have been kicked off that show now.

Yeah, makes sense. And actually Pixie was way hotter in person than she was on the show.

You can't be hotter than Kat Von D

I watch it sometimes.