Shhhhh!!!

I'm enabling encouraging ...

WE WANT TITS! WE WANT TITS!

Women respect honesty.

This thread has taken a turn...

"Congratulations on your new baby...we want tits"

That's cool, cause the baby wants them too.

except baby sees them as food sacks

except baby sees them as food sacks

And you wouldn't deign to touch them with YOUR lips?

Yeah, right.

NEXT!

Trust me, she was stacked the last time I saw her. If she got the mommy boobies now she could feed all of us.

They're some bigguns all right.

fyre - Im a girl. While tits are fun, Im not dying to put one of them in my mouth.

And yes. I refer to these as "Babies Heads"

Thanks for bumming me out Mello.  Oh and PM me your number and you will get tits.

except baby sees them as food sacks

And adult men dont?

except baby sees them as food sacks

And adult men dont?

T_T

Thanks for bumming me out Mello.  Oh and PM me your number and you will get tits.

Cause I dont wanna lick them nipplezzzz? Look, if I was in the mood and boobs were there, Im sure Id stuff them right in. But as of now, this morning, Im "whatever" on boobs.

and thanks for the boobage offer, but its ok. you dont really have to send them to me, though I bet they are INDEED fab these days. But Ill send you my number and you can text me all youd like. ive got unlimited texts, a qwerty keyboard and agile thumbs. i also like to send and receive awesome fashion finds

Just in case anybody was wondering, Mello's tits are looking FABULOUS these days.

Its all the LV accessorizes I put on them, i know!

Just in case anybody was wondering, Mello's tits are looking FABULOUS these days.

I won't lie and say I hadn't noticed...

And it's truly a misnomer to call them baby heads since they are roughly the same size and shape as my head. So call them Zoomie heads.

I think she's knocked up.

it must be from your couch, since you cant stop giving women your babies, krsna

Seriously, have you taken a pregnancy test? Those things are hyoooooge!

Please, aint no buns baking in this baby sack

 You should have lied. You might have gotten a longer car out of it.

or some sweet ass welfare

Yeah, that's the good stuff.

Three more kids and I qualify for food stamps!

Come to Maine if you need government assistance, seriously.  Pretty much the only thing you need to qualify for food stamps is a heartbeat.

well if you get on it next week you can make irish twins

We call 'em ghetto twins.

Just in case anybody was wondering, Mello's tits are looking FABULOUS these days.

This I'll get to confirm in a few short weeks!!!

I got the feeling I'm kinda uninvited to your Appalachian leg of the tour, but if you get a free day while in town, we can hook up and go to the hillbilly casino...

you're invited to the Japan leg!

dude, if you can get the cash and a place to stay (Im full, sorry), youre welcome up here to part-ay!