When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Also, why do women have to be loose when they date and do whatever they want and men are studs. FUuuuuucccCCCK That.
WHAT maintenance? Ive been having sex at the least 4x a month since I was 15 (with the exception of June 1999-March 2000 and Jan 2001 - June 2002 and all of 2006 i had a slow down) and Im not slipping bowling balls out of my vagina with ease. It's elastic, self cleaning and healing. The vagina is fucking magical.I prescribe that you read this bookhttp://www.amazon.com/Vaginas-Owners-Dr-Carol-Livoti/dp/1568582951/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1249590283&sr=8-12
Ive been having sex at the least 4x a month since I was 15
It's like being a twenty-five year old who still hangs out with high school kids at the mall.
si - ignore fashion and wear comfortable pants. You're engaged man, you can wear board-shorts for ever
Because barring violence, women hold all the control when it comes to doling out the snatch.Guys who bone a lot of chicks have been able to conquer the denial of tang, and are therefore respected as progenitors of their seed.
right on sasha
The vagina is fucking magical. If youre not stuffing wide ass bottles up there non stop, the average fat dick wont stretch you out, einstein. Quit sex for two weeks, and watch the average woman start tearing up during entry with a large man. Kegels during sex is for pure pleasure.
Yeah! Right on, sistah! Burn that bra! Let yer tits sag! Yeah! Fuck men! But don't fuck men! The male function is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks! Yeah! SISTERS. ARE DOIN' IT. FOR THEMSELVES. YEAH! And shit.[/img]Nah. I like men too much, and I always wear a bra to keep these babies heads high and tight.
You really need to keep your large, bow-holding hands out of my woman's love canal.
Quote from: Zoomie on August 07, 2009, 10:12:15 PMYou really need to keep your large, bow-holding hands out of my woman's love canal.Archer? Fiddler? Lumberjack?
We're not talking about your dirtbox, Dave.
I disagree; after a certain age it stops being "elastic" ....
Quote from: Thrash on August 08, 2009, 03:38:05 AMI disagree; after a certain age it stops being "elastic" ....So stop fuckin' old bitches!