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Quote from: bagman
I also talked about how inexperienced I have traditionally been with chicks and she was like bah, just do what comes natural.
Quote from: david
haha. just do what comes natural. thats a trick, otherwise i would have smacked the bitch and stole her tv


Who is this fucking for, anyway?(Read 16584 times)
Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #30 on: August 06, 2009, 05:14:38 AM
Also, why do women have to be loose when they date and do whatever they want and men are studs.  FUuuuuucccCCCK That.





Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #31 on: August 06, 2009, 05:43:16 AM
Because barring violence, women hold all the control when it comes to doling out the snatch.

Guys who bone a lot of chicks have been able to conquer the denial of tang, and are therefore respected as progenitors of their seed.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2009, 03:36:44 PM by Lothar »
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #32 on: August 06, 2009, 08:48:23 AM
right on sasha



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #33 on: August 06, 2009, 03:52:53 PM
I think you mistook what I was referring to as insulting when I didn't mean for it to be that way.
I apologize if you took it as such.

What I meant was; how do you, in the same rights as the woman or women who are having sex 3X/day or so, maintain the tread on the tires without maintenance?

I've been with girls who do, and girls who don't, and there's a clear difference ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #34 on: August 06, 2009, 04:26:15 PM
WHAT maintenance? Ive been having sex at the least 4x a month since I was 15 (with the exception of June 1999-March 2000 and Jan 2001 - June 2002 and all of 2006 i had a slow down) and Im not slipping bowling balls out of my vagina with ease. It's elastic, self cleaning and healing. The vagina is fucking magical. If youre not stuffing wide ass bottles up there non stop, the average fat dick wont stretch you out, einstein. Quit sex for two weeks, and watch the average woman start tearing up during entry with a large man. Kegels during sex is for pure pleasure.

Having a BABY will stretch your vagina out to where kegels is needed.
Kegels is MEANT for post-pregnancy vaginas

Dave, I love you but if you're looking for tight as a frogs ass, go fuck a cat. Other than that, I prescribe that you read this book

http://www.amazon.com/Vaginas-Owners-Dr-Carol-Livoti/dp/1568582951/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1249590283&sr=8-12









Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #35 on: August 06, 2009, 04:49:12 PM
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Also, why do women have to be loose when they date and do whatever they want and men are studs.  FUuuuuucccCCCK That.

 Sexual dimorphism. There are hard and fast (a pun!) reasons why traditional sexual morality typically treats men and women differently. (Hint: Because men and women play different roles in reproduction.)

 The relatively modern concept of dismissing any traditional value without questioning if it might actually have come into existence (and survived for generations) for a good reason, and then turning around and acting as if this sort of knee-jerk rebellion were brilliant and daring, is pretty lame.

 That having been said, guys who go through life swinging their dicks from one floozy to another are fairly lame in their own arrested adolescent way. It's like being a twenty-five year old who still hangs out with high school kids at the mall.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #36 on: August 06, 2009, 05:12:26 PM
WHAT maintenance? Ive been having sex at the least 4x a month since I was 15 (with the exception of June 1999-March 2000 and Jan 2001 - June 2002 and all of 2006 i had a slow down) and Im not slipping bowling balls out of my vagina with ease. It's elastic, self cleaning and healing. The vagina is fucking magical.

I prescribe that you read this book

http://www.amazon.com/Vaginas-Owners-Dr-Carol-Livoti/dp/1568582951/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&qid=1249590283&sr=8-12


If the vagina is so low maintenance, then why would someone need an owners manual?

You speak LIES!
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Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #37 on: August 06, 2009, 05:13:57 PM
Ive been having sex at the least 4x a month since I was 15

A month? Not 4x a day? How sad for you.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #38 on: August 06, 2009, 05:27:26 PM
didnt I say at the LEAST?

as for 4x a day... i havent done that since at least October.

"Wozzy":

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It's like being a twenty-five year old who still hangs out with high school kids at the mall.
You mean my brother?
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Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #39 on: August 07, 2009, 12:27:36 AM
si - ignore fashion and wear comfortable pants. You're engaged man, you can wear board-shorts for ever

Fuck yeah dude. I wear nothing but comfortable jeans (now and then, mostly at night when it's cooler) and comfortable cargo shorts. In fact, I just bought another two pairs of comfy shorts today. Practical and comfortable. Fuck fashion.

Because barring violence, women hold all the control when it comes to doling out the snatch.

Guys who bone a lot of chicks have been able to conquer the denial of tang, and are therefore respected as progenitors of their seed.

Yep.

right on sasha

Yeah! Right on, sistah! Burn that bra! Let yer tits sag! Yeah! Fuck men! But don't fuck men! The male function is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks! Yeah! SISTERS. ARE DOIN' IT. FOR THEMSELVES. YEAH! And shit.

The vagina is fucking magical. If youre not stuffing wide ass bottles up there non stop, the average fat dick wont stretch you out, einstein. Quit sex for two weeks, and watch the average woman start tearing up during entry with a large man. Kegels during sex is for pure pleasure.

Also true.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #40 on: August 07, 2009, 01:43:19 AM
I agree with every post in this discussion and you're arguing with each other. WTF?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #41 on: August 07, 2009, 07:57:20 AM
Fuckin fence sitter...



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #42 on: August 07, 2009, 09:44:24 AM
This is what comes of being raised in a non-aggressive neutral nation.

Like France in the 1920s...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #43 on: August 07, 2009, 10:24:41 AM
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Yeah! Right on, sistah! Burn that bra! Let yer tits sag! Yeah! Fuck men! But don't fuck men! The male function is to produce sperm. We now have sperm banks! Yeah! SISTERS. ARE DOIN' IT. FOR THEMSELVES. YEAH! And shit.[/img]

Nah. I like men too much, and I always wear a bra to keep these babies heads high and tight.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #44 on: August 07, 2009, 08:24:22 PM
a midwife once told me 'you're as tight as  a woman who's never had kids'. it was kind of an uncomfortable moment, but i was flattered nonetheless



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #45 on: August 07, 2009, 08:45:06 PM
It's true, she is.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #46 on: August 07, 2009, 10:07:27 PM
i know, I had a real hard time getting my fist in there two weekends ago



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #47 on: August 07, 2009, 10:12:15 PM
You really need to keep your large, bow-holding hands out of my woman's love canal.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #48 on: August 08, 2009, 01:50:17 AM
You really need to keep your large, bow-holding hands out of my woman's love canal.

Archer?  Fiddler?  Lumberjack?
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #49 on: August 08, 2009, 03:38:05 AM
I disagree; after a certain age it stops being "elastic" ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #50 on: August 08, 2009, 04:28:13 AM
We're not talking about your dirtbox, Dave.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #51 on: August 08, 2009, 07:55:54 AM
You really need to keep your large, bow-holding hands out of my woman's love canal.

Archer?  Fiddler?  Lumberjack?

Cello
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #52 on: August 08, 2009, 08:00:13 AM
We're not talking about your dirtbox, Dave.

I laughed so hard reading that, I just farted.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #53 on: August 08, 2009, 09:22:54 AM
I work in plastics.

Dave, how OLD are the broads you are fucking? 80?



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #54 on: August 08, 2009, 05:20:41 PM
I disagree; after a certain age it stops being "elastic" ....


So stop fuckin' old bitches!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #55 on: August 08, 2009, 06:25:16 PM
I disagree; after a certain age it stops being "elastic" ....


So stop fuckin' old bitches!

<proper English :  SNIFF! >

ExCUse me?
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #56 on: August 09, 2009, 02:15:09 PM
I've had 'em 23-33 that were so loose I stopped fucking 'em 'cause it wasn't worth it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #57 on: August 09, 2009, 02:57:05 PM
Get a bigger dick?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #58 on: August 09, 2009, 03:00:50 PM
No, see, that's not it ...
Why are some girls so loose?

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Who is this fucking for, anyway? Reply #59 on: August 09, 2009, 04:01:25 PM
Why do some girls have different-sized noses than other girls?
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.