what's your deal? why are you the way you are? molested as a tot? too much peyote on that senior trip to new mexico? not enough vitamins in your diet? what? i'm baffled that a grown woman would write some of the nonsense you do, and quite frankly, i'm ready for some goddamn answers.

Why would you bring such a thing upon us???

WHY?

Excuse me?

You know what?  Whatever it is?  i don't care.

Put me on ignore, or ask Zoomie to PM me with a farewell card

I'm going with alcohol induced dementia.

I'm going with alcohol induced dementia.

Sadly enough, you're probably right ~ but in more ways than you'll ever know...

please explain.

ATTN Fyrenza, your posts make me laugh the most on this forum.

Thank your vitamin stealing molester from me.

i hope you laugh because of the ridiculousness, and not some purported, intentional humor i seem to miss in every one of her posts.

Most of her posts just make me sigh (for various reasons, depending on the post).

This is going to sound so horrible, and i am NOT saying it to make you feel bad, but i actually was kidnapped and molested, as a child, in a foreign country/US possession.  Weird how shit like that jumps up and bites you, isn't it?  For real.

My dad is 79 years old, and has been a "drinker" all of his life.  He retired at the age of 45 to devote himself, full-time, to the hobby.  (Evidently, beer isn't as bad for you as hard lix.  go figure.)  He had been an enlisted man in the Navy, who was "mustang"ed into an officership and retired as a Commander.

My mom, also 79 this year, had a major medical catastrophe befall her, which halted her drinking enthusiasms, but arguments in our house were usually pretty horrific events.

You know what?  Long story, short:  Raised by alchie's, am probably an alchie ~ not sure, 'cuz i quit for long periods of time, for no particular reason other than it might interfere with my professional judgements.  Same goes for herb, which is the only illegal drug i do.  Anyway, succinct'ing down:  My dad IS beginning to show major signs of alcohol induced dementia ~ has pulled loaded guns on us, has tried to shove me off a 10' porch, blah, blah, blah,

and that's How So,

not to be confused with Ah So.

This is going to sound so horrible, and i am NOT saying it to make you feel bad, but i actually was kidnapped and molested, as a child, in a foreign country/US possession.  Weird how shit like that jumps up and bites you, isn't it?  For real.

My dad is 79 years old, and has been a "drinker" all of his life.  He retired at the age of 45 to devote himself, full-time, to the hobby.  (Evidently, beer isn't as bad for you as hard lix.  go figure.)  He had been an enlisted man in the Navy, who was "mustang"ed into an officership and retired as a Commander.

My mom, also 79 this year, had a major medical catastrophe befall her, which halted her drinking enthusiasms, but arguments in our house were usually pretty horrific events.

You know what?  Long story, short:  Raised by alchie's, am probably an alchie ~ not sure, 'cuz i quit for long periods of time, for no particular reason other than it might interfere with my professional judgements.  Same goes for herb, which is the only illegal drug i do.  Anyway, succinct'ing down:  My dad IS beginning to show major signs of alcohol induced dementia ~ has pulled loaded guns on us, has tried to shove me off a 10' porch, blah, blah, blah,

and that's How So,

not to be confused with Ah So.

Fuck, I recently found out about someone on HF who had that happen to them too...

Don't ever let anyone tell you that God doesn't have an AWESOME (read that: FEARsome) sense of humor...

Hip could have said practically anything, but no ~ it had to be something totally embarrassing.  (PLEASE do not feel embarrassed on my account ~ it was a fluke that you said it.  If you want to hear something REALLY weird?  i was also hit in the head by a flying can of soda in a car accident!  You were gonna feel like shit no matter WHAT!  rofltntpmp)

You were gonna feel like shit no matter WHAT!

Oh, I doubt that.

me too

Yeah ...
I'm not exactly in your corner with that one ...

What's with the personal questions? I mean, yeah there are no sacred cows here but no one questions why Hip is a submissive deviant, why Thrash has an anal fixation, why tricky is genetically a cuntbag and no one cares why Danzy never met a drug he didn't like or why I'm totally gay for Irish whiskey and sailing.

We're all nuts in our own way and to different degrees.

just want to learn about the new neighbors, zoomie.

Ah.

Good thread.

All your posts were making me want to throw my monitor out the window. It's the online version of unwatchable TV. However in this thread you're lucid and have a point. I'm interested in talking to the persona in this thread and would politely suggest some of the "bat-shit crazy" stuff be left over at HF, if you're keen to stick around.

You may have a point.

Boost the lucidity, Fyre.

tricky is genetically a cuntbag

Actually I'm quite pleasant in real life (when I've had my coffee).

Good thread.

All your posts were making me want to throw my monitor out the window. It's the online version of unwatchable TV. However in this thread you're lucid and have a point. I'm interested in talking to the persona in this thread and would politely suggest some of the "bat-shit crazy" stuff be left over at HF, if you're keen to stick around.

Yeah!  Like a train-wreck, that you don't want to look at, but you just can't help yourself!

i get that, a LOT.

And, anyway, HF banned me...  forever.

Good thread.

All your posts were making me want to throw my monitor out the window. It's the online version of unwatchable TV. However in this thread you're lucid and have a point. I'm interested in talking to the persona in this thread and would politely suggest some of the "bat-shit crazy" stuff be left over at HF, if you're keen to stick around.

It isn't that, Unders ~ i'm handling a bad sitch badly.  It IS a train wreck.  And i AM sorry to y'all, and DO appreciate that you haven't acted to have me banned or exiled ~

Not like that Jai person over on HF...   Sheesh!  ROFLMAOTNTPMP

i'm drinking too much, i'm smoking too much, i'm becoming a Frenzy ~ yeppers, 13 knocked me off with the perfecto nicker.  It's just for a season, i know.  i don't, and won't, hold grudges and if y'all would please afford me the same courtesy?  i'll thank you, kindly!

You may have a point.

Boost the lucidity, Fyre.

i promise to do my best,

for God, and my country,

to REPRESENT!  


Okay, so who's all moving to Canada or Mexico, now?

What's HF?  HitlerFag?

Most of her posts just make me sigh (for various reasons, depending on the post).

You just want the GILF...

tricky is genetically a cuntbag

Actually I'm quite pleasant in real life (when I've had my coffee and a deep dicking).

Fixed.

lol

What's HF?  HitlerFag?

OMG!!!

YES,

Yes, it IS.

Where Hitler = Skip the Gyp

Hip forums.

GO there, 13.  Make them SORRY they were EVER mean to Zoomer, me, and the other people that fell by the wayside, just 'cuz they didn't care.


MAKE Skip kiss your asshole ~ once for Zoom, once for me, once (could you manage a FART during this, perhaps?) for everyone that came there, made friends and then was shunned?


Oh, sweetie, THANK YOU!!!

(That fuktard only needs to KNOW about your EPIC boobage to be your captive.  for real.)

What do you want me to do? Light a bag full of dog shit at the forum's door?