am i?

Like the Train Wreck that you just can't NOT look at ~

or, perhaps, the humping dog on your leg,

i am not to be shaken off so easily!

When i'm done with you, you:

A)  will love me;

B)  will defend me;

and C) will get TONS of money (or sex, as you desire) out of me.

Yeah, it's like that, folks.  Blame Zoom ~ he made me love him, lead me here, and fed me to you flippin' WOLVES!

That's okay...  He's in for QUITE the little shock when i give him his promised BJ...

(Cripes!  Give me a BREAK here, okay?  If i BLAB, he'll know what to expect...)

So wait, you're already leaving... now we have to miss you?  I don't get it. 

So wait, you're already leaving... now we have to miss you?  I don't get it.  

NOOOOOOOOO!!!  i won't leave until ALL of the votes are In!  (Read that:  Zoomie = well, more than the number of members of this forum, and though the rest of y'all
 DO count?  If you can't convince Zoom to evict me,

You Are Stuck Like Chuck!  (Oh, yeah, i can do MEAN!  )

(Want me to stay?  Did i already manage, in my muy disfunctional way, to make you lurv me?" she hopefully hopes.  Mang, you just gotta LOVE redundancy!  Where would we be without it?...)

i'm fucked up.  Well, as if you didn't realize THAT.  But i could get old to folks, and they could get tired of me, eh?

i won't leave, until asked to.

But if y'all make fun of me, and TRY to hurt me,

well,

right now isn't a real good time, for me.

i cry, a lot, and get sad, a lot.  Has nothing to do with Y'ALL's treatment of me ~ more my own coming to grips with my life, i guess.


But i MUST admit, if you TRY to hurt my feelers?  You probably WILL, right now.  NOT your fault, in any way, shape or form.  Just the way it is, for me, right now.


edited to say:  And the super beautiful thang?  i know you won't just, out-of-hand, run me off, just 'cuz i'm damaged goods,

and this feels so safe and warm, to be here with you.

SO what you are saying is, if we wanted to kick you out of our gang we couldn't because you'd go tell your mom and cry about it...

SO what you are saying is, if we wanted to kick you out of our gang we couldn't because you'd go tell your mom and cry about it...

ROFL

Pretty much.

And SHE would have God come down and KICK you ASSES!

fyrenza
Queen of STFU'ing

haha

fyrenza
Queen of STFU'ing

haha

It's almost as perfect as Frenzy!!!

Why would we intentionally attempt to rid ourselves of you, when we have a stated no ban policy?

A meme by admin is 5 x damage... right ?

I don't get it...fyre you are posting around 9-10 replies in one post. Replies that are to other posts that haven't happened yet.

It's like reading a one-woman conversation.

I don't get it...fyre you are posting around 9-10 replies in one post. Replies that are to other posts that haven't happened yet.

It's like reading a one-woman conversation.

Well...

In a word...

Yes.

It IS coRnfusing, especially to me, although i'm sure it freaks other peeps out pretty well, too.  But when you get close to folks, you can hear them in your mind, making their replies.

This is so fuked, but sometimes, i SWEAR that i can see the posts that come after mine, while i'm making mine.  Then i get SUPER confused, because i SAW that post, but where is it?  Later, it's there, but sometimes i don't wait to post my reply, 'cuz i think it's already there.  It DOES get things out of order, though, eh?  Yeah, i need to try to stop doing that.

I don't get it...fyre you are posting around 9-10 replies in one post. Replies that are to other posts that haven't happened yet.

It's like reading a one-woman conversation.

Well Daiz, she doesn't have 300 forums with a kajillion threads in each to choose from anymore.

I don't think Danzig ever posted this much when he was on speed.  Or Toad either, for that matter.  Or any of the amphetamine fans over the years.

I think fyre and Tru should make babies, and then put them in a traveling carnival sideshow act. Yes.

I think all of the babies should be still born and kept in mason jars on their fireplace mantel. 

And fyre should have ongoing conversations with them.

In your dreams!

In your dreams!

I've been dreaming about work lately, so I would much rather dream about sill born babies.

All that dirty talk will get you everywhere.

In your dreams!

I've been dreaming about work lately, so I would much rather dream about sill born babies.

Babies born on window sills!


...Needless to say giving birth was rather awkward...

Hulu - Family Guy: Musical Dumpster Baby

In your dreams!

I've been dreaming about work lately, so I would much rather dream about sill born babies.

Man, seriously. I had a fuckload of work-related dreams when I was on holiday, and fuck that shit.

you guys are lucking out. I dreamed about boning Megan Fox. The wife was quizzical about why I would be humping a bed sheet at 3:30am but I soon cheered her up.

3 way Nana & Megan.

Pay me enough, and I can make that happen.

I can't view hulu shit up here. It is most annoying.

I KNEW there was a downside to being a hot Canadian MILF...

No Hulu!!!

3 way Nana & Megan.

Pay me enough, and I can make that happen.

Bribery or kidnapping?

A little of both.

I can't view hulu shit up here. It is most annoying.

Ditto.

I get "this video has been blocked in your area" a lot with Youku.

'Nana' ha.