You know, it occurs to me that i don't know SQUAT about Forum Ettiquette, and could probably use some good advice,

like Zoomer's "knock off the rofl" stuff!

i evidently don't "get" the whole On Topic Of The Thread thang ~ i thought you read what was posted, and answered it with what it made you think about,

all of which could be loosely covered by the BFT (Big Fat Topic).

Well, so,

help me out, here, please?

That wasn't me, Fyre. I'd like to take credit for that, but someone else did it.

There's a ten minute rule.

You have to write a post and walk away from the computer for ten minutes.

Sit back down and read your post.

If it makes sense, hit post.  If it doesn't, delete it.

The only time this rule doesn't apply is when you're drunk and either posting gibberish or telling people you hate them.  Drunk = post at will.

There's a ten minute rule.

You have to write a post and walk away from the computer for ten minutes.

Sit back down and read your post.

If it makes sense, hit post.  If it doesn't, delete it.

The only time this rule doesn't apply is when you're drunk and either posting gibberish or telling people you hate them.  Drunk = post at will.

So basically you just explained a rule that NEVER applies to her.

Always drunk?

That explains everything!

Meh, I usually am too and I make sense. Occasionally.

Meh, I usually am too and I make sense. Occasionally.

You are the ObiWan Kenobi of posting drunk.

Always drunk?

That explains everything!

Pretty much!

Cripes!  The i-keep-losing-posts-due-to-my-fat-thumb-touching-something-on-my-touchpad string of posts wasn't a MAJOR clue 

*sigh*

Well, so,

help me out, here, please?

Apparently you have to be nice to everyone at all times. Cuz, ya know, we are all the closest of friends.

Apparently you have to be nice to everyone at all times. Cuz, ya know, we are all the closest of friends.

i'm sorry.  If you really WANT to be mean to me, i'll let you!

i honestly didn't "get it" ~ you know, how trying to explain everything and being nice and/or considerate could make you into a Drama Queen?

i do now, however, and am trying a lateral promotion to Queen of STFU'ing.

Wish me luck?

my boyfriend just uses his cock on me and i shut up real quicklike (his gun is in the cabinet most of the time).

fyrenza--please go stuff a dick in your mouth. make sure to use those hands, okay? we can't have you posting anything horrifying while you're sucking that cock.