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Title: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on August 12, 2009, 05:15:24 PM: In your opinion is the most important thing the ability to get along, to be friends, good sexual chemistry, or something else entirely?

I'm not really sure so I can't answer the question.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 05:19:15 PM: Dont be a coward. You got this far, answer it.

Unless, of course..that is the problem with your relationships.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: hip on August 12, 2009, 05:29:52 PM: communication coupled with a willingness to listen

If you communicate your sexual wants and desires to one another, you can procure a mutually satisfying sexual aspect to the relationship, or discover that you aren't fit for eachother if a strong sexual connection is important to one or both of you.

When you communicate openly your desires for the future status of the relationship, you can help avoid messy breakups due to different goals.

Communicating general thoughts and feelings on a day-to-day basis with your partner or prospective partner, you get to know one another and basically how the other person ticks. Being careful to pick only important battles to discuss/argue is a sign of a mature communicator who cares about the future of the relationship.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 05:35:18 PM: What rubbish.

Communicate and procure ? only if theother wants the same

Communicate to avoid mess ? only if the other wants the same

Communicate in a structure (i took a liberity here) again, only works if theother person is on board.

The bold type is right, but how you then stated it stops/solves problems, is so so very wrong.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: hip on August 12, 2009, 05:54:05 PM: if the other person is not on board with the things you are, then you decide whether or not you want to stay in the relationship and weigh the sacrifices you may have to make to keep the peace.

maybe those not involved in healthy, happy relationships need not post.

douchebag.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 06:21:28 PM: I dont think so. In your post you have a utopia. Thats why its wrong. Is com important, again, yes.

Simple thing is. In a break up ( no matter how willing the person was to com with you before ).....your attitude to what com can achive, dont mean fuck all.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 12, 2009, 07:10:40 PM: Tenacity.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: communist twat on August 12, 2009, 07:25:22 PM: Quote from: hip on August 12, 2009, 05:54:05 PM

maybe those not involved in healthy, happy relationships need not post.

What do you classify a healthy relationship as?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: The Geek on August 12, 2009, 08:53:57 PM: I couldn't agree more with:

communication coupled with a willingness to listen

But there's so much more, there's understanding, trust, friendship, equal goals...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 12, 2009, 09:03:15 PM: It's a two pronged approach.

1. Tell each other everything.

2. Keep a weapon handy. Preferably a deadly weapon.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 12, 2009, 09:15:07 PM: Quote from: The Geek on August 12, 2009, 08:53:57 PM
I couldn't agree more with:

communication coupled with a willingness to listen

But there's so much more, there's understanding, trust, friendship, equal goals...

Most of which come from communication. Now, equal goals is not needed in total. Some things cant really be neg. I suggest 'balance of goals' instead.....or Zoomies 2.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 12, 2009, 11:23:46 PM: Keep a little book with summaries of the major lies that you tell hidden at work.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 12, 2009, 11:35:57 PM: check your ego at the door
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 12, 2009, 11:55:24 PM: I'm telling you, it's tenacity! Sheer force of will! Unfettered ruthlessness in the defense of your love!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 13, 2009, 02:42:41 AM: If I can eat a meal, watch a movie, and have great sex with a person then they are dating material. Also, they won't even get to the meal/movie/sex if they don't have a bank account, a job, or a car.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 13, 2009, 04:07:12 AM: Oh, yeah, and I forgot to mention: Rope.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 13, 2009, 05:28:07 AM: I like being strangled during sex like the next girl, but rope isn't a requirement to have good relationship... you can always use your hands.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: mosh on August 13, 2009, 05:46:30 AM: The only thing that is important in a relationship is a good right hook, followed by a good left hook.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 13, 2009, 09:01:12 AM: Quote from: Emperor Reagan on August 12, 2009, 11:23:46 PM
Keep a little book with summaries of the major lies that you tell hidden at work.

Goddammit! You know my wife posts here!!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on August 13, 2009, 09:48:18 AM: Quote from: banal on August 12, 2009, 05:19:15 PM
Dont be a coward. You got this far, answer it.

Unless, of course..that is the problem with your relationships.

Well, I had two failed relationships in my life, obviously I've picked the wrong partners in the past to some degree. Hence my questions.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: mosh on August 13, 2009, 09:57:34 AM: Quote from: Mosh on August 13, 2009, 05:46:30 AM
The only thing that is important in a relationship is a good right hook, followed by a good left hook.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: The Geek on August 13, 2009, 10:30:05 AM: (http://findmeapirate.com/Pages/Captain%20Hook/Images/captain%20hook%20disney.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 13, 2009, 01:48:37 PM: Quote from: tricky on August 13, 2009, 09:48:18 AM
Quote from: banal on August 12, 2009, 05:19:15 PM
Dont be a coward. You got this far, answer it.

Unless, of course..that is the problem with your relationships.

Well, I had two failed relationships in my life, obviously I've picked the wrong partners in the past to some degree. Hence my questions.

Not obvious to me, I dont know you.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 13, 2009, 03:25:46 PM: If he can't tell when you're on your period, NOT.PAYING.ATTENTION.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on August 13, 2009, 05:33:19 PM: Quote from: banal on August 13, 2009, 01:48:37 PM
Not obvious to me, I dont know you.

Nowhere in my post did I say that it should be obvious to you or anyone else on this board...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 13, 2009, 05:38:26 PM: Quote from: tricky on August 13, 2009, 09:48:18 AM
Well, I had two failed relationships in my life, obviously I've picked the wrong partners in the past to some degree. Hence my questions.

A failed relationship does not mean you picked the wrong guy. It could very well of been you. Again, I dont know you so it cant be obvious.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 13, 2009, 06:40:39 PM: (http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/0-999/572/800/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_415604.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 13, 2009, 06:52:22 PM: Quote from: Wozzeck on August 13, 2009, 06:40:39 PM
(http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/0-999/572/800/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_415604.jpg)

That's one of my favorite sexual positions, but you really have to time it right...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 14, 2009, 12:08:10 AM: Quote from: banal on August 13, 2009, 05:38:26 PM
Quote from: tricky on August 13, 2009, 09:48:18 AM
Well, I had two failed relationships in my life, obviously I've picked the wrong partners in the past to some degree. Hence my questions.

A failed relationship does not mean you picked the wrong guy. It could very well of been you. Again, I dont know you so it cant be obvious.

I had at least a dozen failed relationships, in hindsight the person I was meant they didn't have a chance of getting off the ground.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on August 14, 2009, 02:52:10 AM: Quote from: underclass on August 14, 2009, 12:08:10 AM
I had at least a dozen failed relationships, in hindsight the person I was meant they didn't have a chance of getting off the ground.

Been there, done that, got the bloody, tear-stained T-Shirt to prove it. It really sux when you realize it was you that was the major prob...

In answer to the OP: Truth and Trust.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on August 14, 2009, 10:04:02 AM: Quote from: banal on August 13, 2009, 05:38:26 PM
A failed relationship does not mean you picked the wrong guy. It could very well of been you. Again, I dont know you so it cant be obvious.

I meant it is obvious to me in hindsight!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 14, 2009, 10:05:55 AM: We knew what you meant. Brian get easily confused.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 14, 2009, 10:07:18 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 14, 2009, 10:05:55 AM
We knew what you meant. Brian get easily confused.

Given the question she was asking....how ?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on August 14, 2009, 10:17:24 AM: Why aren't you posting as homelessjoe?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 14, 2009, 10:20:07 AM: I decided to use the log on name rather than the user name.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Libertine on August 14, 2009, 10:58:48 AM: I agree w/ Sasha's view pretty much completely. If you can bond over a few things you can probably put other differences aside.

To be in a relationship you have to be able to not be in one. You have to be independent, financially and emotionally, so that you don't just anchor to somebody who's wrong for you for your own sake.

You have to have 100% trust in the other person and as soon as that goes the rest goes too.

Just like in a war in the Middle East, it's always good to have an exit strategy.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: mosh on August 14, 2009, 11:16:39 AM: Quote from: Libertine on August 14, 2009, 10:58:48 AM
Just like in a war in the Middle East, it's always good to have an exit strategy.

Or, if she does become pregnant due to some condom malfunction, push her down a flight of stairs.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on August 14, 2009, 12:52:09 PM: Mosh, have I told you lately that you're hot + awesome?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 14, 2009, 01:19:35 PM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-induced_abortion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-induced_abortion)

I have wire coat hangers and can be available within hours!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on August 14, 2009, 02:50:14 PM: Quote from: tricky on August 14, 2009, 10:17:24 AM
Why aren't you posting as homelessjoe?

Thank you!

Been wEndering what had happened to Joe...

Speaking of the which, what has happened to Dylan?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: mosh on August 14, 2009, 10:01:56 PM: He's slipping it to livestock at the moment...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on August 15, 2009, 05:02:52 PM: I can't read this shit ...
I don't know why ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 16, 2009, 02:01:42 AM: Why? Because you're mortality is getting to you and you are starting to realize you will never get married? Me too.

I think Dylan got a job........ just kidding!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on August 16, 2009, 02:51:37 AM: I almost shit a brick ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 16, 2009, 03:40:00 AM: Hopefully Dylan didn't OD or go to the local insane asylum...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on August 16, 2009, 03:47:54 AM: No, his Twitter says he's *** hiding from the persecution*** taking time off from here ....
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 16, 2009, 04:54:34 AM: That is sad that this place is his social circle.
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Post by: Thrash on August 16, 2009, 04:48:16 PM: ... and Twitter; can't forget about that!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 16, 2009, 11:35:17 PM: hiding from the persecution? He got high, fucked with one of his IRL friends posts and ran away for a spell
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 17, 2009, 03:10:44 AM: IRL haha.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 17, 2009, 03:31:36 AM: Sometimes I wish I could give him a wedgie.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 17, 2009, 03:32:23 AM: that would sound like Eric Cartman with a wedgie
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 17, 2009, 04:17:18 AM: I wonder if Kyle would be Kyle in that scenario.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 17, 2009, 04:18:37 PM: Most imp thing?

Hmm sexual chemistry, cooking ability.
And ease of disposing of the body.

Damn, better edit that...

PS never date a fat person.Thin ones, wrap the body in a rolled up Persian carpet + dump in the river.Job done.
Ever seen what a fat 'un looks like wrapped in carpet...?

Don't say I didn't warn u.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 17, 2009, 06:38:03 PM: The hell is wrong with you? Persian carpets are serious fucking money!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 17, 2009, 06:44:32 PM: And a lot more traceable than plastic sheeting.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 17, 2009, 06:52:17 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on August 17, 2009, 06:44:32 PM
And a lot more traceable than cheap motel shower curtains.

Fixed.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 12:44:17 AM: Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 17, 2009, 04:18:37 PM
never date a fat person

I've been saying this for years.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 01:27:32 AM: I never dated a fat person. Fucked a few tho
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 01:29:28 AM: I've fucked a few chubby guys but never a fat one.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 01:36:37 AM: Y'all gotta come over to the dark side. Where the girls keep the sun off ya. And most of the county.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 01:48:30 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 01:29:28 AM
I've fucked a few chubby guys but never a fat one.

wait. what's the diff between a chubby and a fat girl?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 01:51:26 AM: Anything over 180 is fat.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 01:52:44 AM: original post still stands
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 01:55:35 AM: Chubby:
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/09/08-15/charlotte-church-bikini-pregnant.jpg)

Fat:
(http://365observations.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fat-girl-shaun.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on August 18, 2009, 02:10:09 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 01:55:35 AM
Chubby:
Fat:

Agreed
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 18, 2009, 05:12:45 AM: Yea, there is a big difference. *rimshot
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 18, 2009, 05:19:14 AM: Only if somebody knows you fucked her.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: The Geek on August 18, 2009, 12:39:30 PM: Quote
Anything over 180 is fat.

remember, this depends on height. 175, for example, is perfect for my height and build. I should never go any thinner because I look sickly. And I was totally 180 last summer.

Im 10 lbs heavier now and consider myself chub. im not happy about it (not in the least) but Ive gained weight now that Im happy, awake for more than 8 hours a day and finally eating again (unlike Sept 2007- Sept 2008).

losing weight for me is an uphill battle. A failed set of ovaries fights me the whole way ( its also why I cant eat delicious dellllllicious soy !)
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 18, 2009, 01:42:36 PM: I meant normal women, not Gigantors like you.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: The Geek on August 18, 2009, 01:54:57 PM: (http://www.comic-lair.com/gigantor1_144.jpg)

"Hey Geek! Check out that shoe sale!"
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on August 18, 2009, 06:33:55 PM: hahahaha ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 18, 2009, 07:40:01 PM: Quote from: underclass on August 18, 2009, 01:52:44 AM
original post invalidated
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Lucky on August 18, 2009, 08:31:55 PM: Chubby vs. fat is not a matter of absolute weight. It's body shape. If she still has a waist and know how to dress herself a chubby girl can be super-hot. It's about curves, people. You know, the ones that have always made you like girls - only more so.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: bagman on August 18, 2009, 08:44:19 PM: The most important thing, is to stay out of a relationship.
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Post by: FAH-Q on August 18, 2009, 08:50:37 PM: How would you know?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: bagman on August 18, 2009, 09:00:01 PM: I'm an expert at it... come on.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: The Geek on August 18, 2009, 09:10:20 PM: Well you're only an expert because you've never been in a relationship
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Emperor Reagan on August 18, 2009, 10:55:59 PM: The most important thing in a relationship is having an adequate distance buffer.

For example, if you only want to see them on the weekends, you should live more than an hour apart. That way, you get the minimum required 4 days alone during the week without being a dick about it, but it's not inconvenient to see them Friday-Sunday.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on August 19, 2009, 12:45:12 AM: Quote from: Emperor Reagan on August 18, 2009, 10:55:59 PM
The most important thing in a relationship is having an adequate distance buffer.

For example, if you only want to see them on the weekends, you should live more than an hour apart. That way, you get the minimum required 4 days alone during the week without being a dick about it, but it's not inconvenient to see them Friday-Sunday.

It's like you took my thoughts on the subject right out of my head, and typed them out for me. Thanks!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 01:46:53 AM: I don't think I'll ever date again. I have completely lost interest in it. If a guy wants to spend the night with me and try to get cuddly in the morning I'm going to pull the, "what the fuck are you still doing here?" card.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: bagman on August 19, 2009, 02:08:23 AM: I don't understand the "dating" thing vs "relationship" thing or any of that stupid nonsense. Like "J" blew up at me and said "we've been dating 3 months blah blah". I thought we'd just been fucking, 3 months. Same situation I am in now, except this gal hasn't insinuated that we are dating, or blown up at me. We each have only been having sex with one another for a little over 3 months, and we have had a few outings where fucking wasn't involved afterward (very few). We just enjoy each others company. Easy breezy. Simplicity is key.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 02:10:15 AM: Quote from: bagman on August 19, 2009, 02:08:23 AM
We each have only been having sex with one another for a little over 3 months, and we have had a few outings where fucking wasn't involved afterward (very few). We just enjoy each others company. Easy breezy. Simplicity is key.

Whether you know it or not, you're dating.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 02:14:45 AM: If you are fucking longer than a month you are dating. Si is correct and you just hit a whammy Kyle.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: bagman on August 19, 2009, 02:18:06 AM: Even though we're not ever meeting each others friends, I haven't taken her out to dinner, she hasn't cooked me dinner, never meeting parents, never talk on the phone, she's never left any of her crap at my place, the only "pet" words I've said are "hun" "bella" and "princess of pale", I don't feel love in my heart or butterflies in my stomach (until she's going down on me), etc, etc...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 19, 2009, 02:20:05 AM: OK, she doesn't cook, she understands Italian and is pale.

Sasha, get on Myspace and find her.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM: Seriously does anyone find relationships draining?

I mean the fun, doing stuff, screwing, dinners cooked yeah great.
But relationships, I mean fuck thats suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh a drain.

Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).
Worth 22m , no kids, his wife gets 12.5 M.I mean WTF!!!

As he says "well its just as well she didn't contribute to the relationship" hehe
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 19, 2009, 04:54:12 AM: added: similar sleep patterns are important. OR, willingness to spend your nocturnal alcohol spells in another room so I can get some fucking sleep, christ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 05:05:58 AM: I will never have a boyfriend again since I am working graveyard, but I don't want one so I will go back to my cave now.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 19, 2009, 05:10:52 AM: I loved working nightshift.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: mosh on August 19, 2009, 05:26:40 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 05:05:58 AM
I will never have a boyfriend again since I am working graveyard, but I don't want one so I will go back to my cave now.

You and Dylan are made for each other...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: The Geek on August 19, 2009, 08:50:31 AM: I usually don't meet the parents until I am absolutely exclusive with the person. But when i am "dating"' I screw them, and go on occasional outings.

*I* dont even start the pet names until I cal them my boyfriend! Good job!

Fact, Kyle, you're dating.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: taiko on August 19, 2009, 08:55:30 AM: He's not dating if he doesn't BELIEVE he's dating.

It's like when someone thinks they can fly; they are flying, until (dramatically) proven otherwise.

Hey Kyle, we're not friends, right? Can *I* meet her?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: The Geek on August 19, 2009, 09:23:24 AM: i think ive figured this fake eitje out.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 03:22:58 PM: Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Nitya on August 19, 2009, 04:14:36 PM: The only relationship I was ever in ended in less than a week and we didn't actually do anything. I mean, apart from hug, which we did before....

So there's really not much I can say on relationships.

Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

*gasp*

....I think he's hilarious. eh.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on August 19, 2009, 04:16:31 PM: Wow, untouched as well ...
Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!
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Post by: Zoomie on August 19, 2009, 08:53:55 PM: Pass her around like a well-used crack pipe.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on August 19, 2009, 11:34:37 PM: The first time i ever "did it" was with some dude i didn't even know.

i just didn't want to be a virgin with Stan, my second love. i wanted him to think i knew what i was doing. What a mistake. The dude plunged into me, i felt like i needed to pee, begged him to get off, went to the bathroom, wiped the blood off, and got dressed. Then, i left, to his bitching about his hard dick.

Oh, well.

Yeppers, i was THAT kind of bitch.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on August 20, 2009, 02:15:09 AM: I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with. *shrug*
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on August 20, 2009, 02:44:58 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 03:22:58 PM
Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.

I don't know if you're joking. You're joking right?

Right?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on August 20, 2009, 03:23:02 AM: Quote from: underclass on August 20, 2009, 02:44:58 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 03:22:58 PM
Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.

I don't know if you're joking. You're joking right?

Right?

It IS rather mindboggling, isn't it? Never heard of Monty Python's John Cleese???

Oops. i seem to have started my desk on fire with my j and the paper towels i've been using for snot-rags.

brb
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on August 20, 2009, 03:25:59 AM: Oh, wow.

Must've hit a major bugger, or snot glob ~ it went out, of it's own accord.

Whelp. Guess i'm not destined to die of fire.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: mosh on August 20, 2009, 06:59:16 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on August 20, 2009, 02:15:09 AM
I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with. *shrug*

That low a percentage?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 20, 2009, 10:06:49 AM: Of course he was kidding, he's a Python fan you tools.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 20, 2009, 10:19:39 AM: WTF is Mountie Python?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: hip on August 20, 2009, 10:27:45 AM: NOT the most important thing in a relationship, but it's close.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on August 20, 2009, 10:42:57 AM: Quote from: hip on August 20, 2009, 10:27:45 AM
NOT the most important thing in a relationship, but it's close.

Au contraire, mon cher!

Monty Python is probably the basis of EVERY "working" relationship known to man!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 20, 2009, 10:48:29 AM: Yeah I can't get a blowjob without doing the fishslapping dance after....
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 20, 2009, 01:26:20 PM: Zoomie and the Knights that go .....
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 20, 2009, 03:09:24 PM: NI!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: ttfg on August 20, 2009, 03:12:30 PM: psst...ennnnggg or was it eeennnhhh . dam cant remember.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 20, 2009, 03:54:32 PM: It was Ni!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Nitya on August 20, 2009, 05:40:35 PM: Quote from: Thrash on August 19, 2009, 04:16:31 PM
Wow, untouched as well ...
Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!

You don't think there's a reason for it?

Quote from: banal on August 20, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
psst...ennnnggg or was it eeennnhhh . dam cant remember.

The knights that go icky-icky-pikang- zoop-boing!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 20, 2009, 06:09:04 PM: Seriously, I'd say for it to be manageable.
A failed relationship can be one of the most damaging things in the world.
As Cleese found out... :o

Imagine how many fit, YOUNG hookers he couldve bought for 12Million...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Zoomie on August 20, 2009, 06:34:16 PM: You have to be able to discern a bad relationship from choosing a money-grubbing cunt.

One of the above is ALWAYS your fault. The other depends largely upon the jurisdiction in which you were wed.

Get married in Afghanistan. The men are never wrong, never at fault.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Nitya on August 20, 2009, 06:40:44 PM: Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 20, 2009, 06:09:04 PM
Seriously, I'd say for it to be manageable.
A failed relationship can be one of the most damaging things in the world.
As Cleese found out... :o

Imagine how many fit, YOUNG hookers he couldve bought for 12Million...

That would've destroyed his reputation.

And I bet one of them, at one point or another, would've sued for some bullshit.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 20, 2009, 06:47:37 PM: That's what's wrong with the world today. Nobody's happy with their lot in life and will do almost anything to get what they think is "owed" to them. What went wrong?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 20, 2009, 06:48:35 PM: But what is his reputation?
I reckon he's a typical upper class pervert of some sort.
The type thats married for 30 yrs but lives in the west wing with Sebastian the ballet choreographer.
While his mrs lives in the east wing of Sham-marriage Manor.

Its like all these Conservative MPs who talk about back to basics/"family values"
Then get caught bumming a horse... :o
A MALE horse too..!

BTW yes I did go to the pub tonight.. :-\

PS David Jason absolutely hates Cleese.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Nitya on August 20, 2009, 06:55:12 PM: His reputation is an old quirky funny guy.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Wozzeck on August 20, 2009, 07:17:13 PM: Quote from: krapsna on August 20, 2009, 06:47:37 PM
What went wrong?

Quote from: krapsna
what they think is "owed" to them.

...and of course along with that also comes the sort of class-warfare duckspeak OriginalRessotaspiksMan is blathering on about above.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: taiko on August 20, 2009, 08:45:32 PM: Quote from: krapsna on August 20, 2009, 06:47:37 PM
That's what's wrong with the world today. Nobody's happy with their lot in life and will do almost anything to get what they think is "owed" to them. What went wrong?

The world owes you an answer!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on August 21, 2009, 12:17:54 AM: WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE???

<~ just can not give it up...

rofl
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: FAH-Q on August 22, 2009, 03:05:56 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on August 20, 2009, 10:06:49 AM
Of course he was kidding, he's a Python fan you tools.

Monty what? I Wanda...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on August 22, 2009, 05:04:04 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on August 20, 2009, 02:15:09 AM
I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with. *shrug*

I'm in the 100's myself and couldn't possibly name 1/4 of them ...

Quote from: Sakhi on August 20, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Quote from: Thrash on August 19, 2009, 04:16:31 PM
Wow, untouched as well ...
Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!
You don't think there's a reason for it?

Ok, so yer ballz ugly or something?
Matters not ...
Age faster or we're banning you ....

[Skip]Then again, it might not matter.[/Skip]
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 07:59:45 PM: honesty
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: underclass on November 28, 2009, 08:04:11 PM: and fisting
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on November 28, 2009, 08:19:51 PM: and telling all your sexual exploits with your partner to the whole of Loaded-Gun
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: mosh on November 28, 2009, 08:23:44 PM: so thats what I've been doing wrong all these years?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on November 28, 2009, 08:30:09 PM: yup.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 09:07:17 PM: Quote from: Thrash on August 22, 2009, 05:04:04 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on August 20, 2009, 02:15:09 AM
I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with. *shrug*

I'm in the 100's myself and couldn't possibly name 1/4 of them ...

Damn girl i hope you do kegels regularly.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on November 28, 2009, 10:26:02 PM: Yeah Thrash, your (ass)pussy must be so loose otherwise.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: mosh on November 28, 2009, 10:29:25 PM: I heard it echos
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 10:58:51 PM: hello hello hello is there anybody in there?

just nod if you can hear me!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on November 28, 2009, 11:30:04 PM: I do kegels and I am still always told that I have a tight little pussy. We have had this argument before. I said that you could have sex with a thousand people 1 time and sex a thousand times with 1 person and you were either always tight or always loose.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 03:28:37 AM: Quote from: communist twat on November 28, 2009, 10:58:51 PM
hello hello hello is there anybody in there?

just nod if you can hear me!

I did that song tonight ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: tricky on November 29, 2009, 03:47:00 AM: did you dedicate it your asspussy?
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 03:53:38 AM: No dedication; I just felt like playing it ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: taiko on November 29, 2009, 10:40:38 AM: Quote from: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 03:53:38 AM
No dedication; I just felt like playing it ...

using his own ass as the echo chamber.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on November 29, 2009, 12:47:24 PM: The reverb was outstanding!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 10, 2009, 06:27:57 PM: To answer the q, I'd say "meets its objectives".
Vague as fuck, but so are relationships.

Other than that, sex, appearance, being entertaining a few times a week, and a clean break at the end of it.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 06:42:45 PM: I rather look forward to ending it violently ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 10, 2009, 07:01:23 PM: Actually I don't end my relationships.

We all live together. Occasional accidents with hedge strimmers might happen but everyone's SO happy, that NO-ONE ever leaves.

But I was just abit shocked when the latest one said that all the girls at my dinner tables were skeletons.
I mean they look NOTHING like Posh Spice..
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Libertine on December 10, 2009, 07:29:24 PM: Quote from: fyrenza on August 21, 2009, 12:17:54 AM
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE???

This is the first question any man should ask his potential liaison for the evening, so this question is not entirely irrelevant to the Sex/Gossip forum.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 10:04:13 PM: I card under 35 ...
It's the law here ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on December 10, 2009, 10:13:02 PM: I feel like I don't need to card. I'm not a scout leader or a school teacher so I feel like I'm pretty safe.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 10:14:24 PM: Heh ...
You'll learn soon enough ...

hahaha ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Libertine on December 10, 2009, 10:34:37 PM: it's cougar hunting season at the junior high school
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on December 10, 2009, 10:43:55 PM: /me nods *
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on December 11, 2009, 08:19:30 AM: Quote from: Libertine on December 10, 2009, 10:34:37 PM
it's cougar hunting season at the junior high school

Whats with this phrase cougar?
Middle aged women with furry faces who live wild on mountainsides.
Nah I dont get it...Hmm
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on December 11, 2009, 05:43:25 PM: Your not "getting it" is why you've no idea what a "cougar" is ...
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: 13chemicals on December 11, 2009, 11:06:15 PM: I don't think you would know what a cougar was if the only pussy that sat on your face is one of the cats that your girlfriend owns.
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: Thrash on December 12, 2009, 03:25:19 AM: Oh ....

SNAP!!!
Title: Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship?
Post by: fyrenza on December 12, 2009, 01:31:18 PM: Two warm bodies.

WHAT???

She ASKED!