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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #90 on: August 19, 2009, 05:26:40 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on August 19, 2009, 05:05:58 AM
I will never have a boyfriend again since I am working graveyard, but I don't want one so I will go back to my cave now.

You and Dylan are made for each other...
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #91 on: August 19, 2009, 08:50:31 AM
I usually don't meet the parents until I am absolutely exclusive with the person. But when i am "dating"' I screw them, and go on occasional outings.

*I* dont even start the pet names until I cal them my boyfriend! Good job!

Fact, Kyle, you're dating.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #92 on: August 19, 2009, 08:55:30 AM
He's not dating if he doesn't BELIEVE he's dating.

It's like when someone thinks they can fly; they are flying, until (dramatically) proven otherwise.

Hey Kyle, we're not friends, right?  Can *I* meet her?
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #93 on: August 19, 2009, 09:23:24 AM
i think ive figured this fake eitje out.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #94 on: August 19, 2009, 03:22:58 PM
Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #95 on: August 19, 2009, 04:14:36 PM
The only relationship I was ever in ended in less than a week and we didn't actually do anything. I mean, apart from hug, which we did before....

So there's really not much I can say on relationships.


Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

*gasp*

....I think he's hilarious. eh.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #96 on: August 19, 2009, 04:16:31 PM
Wow, untouched as well ...
Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #97 on: August 19, 2009, 08:53:55 PM
Pass her around like a well-used crack pipe.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #98 on: August 19, 2009, 11:34:37 PM
The first time i ever "did it" was with some dude i didn't even know.

i just didn't want to be a virgin with Stan, my second love.  i wanted him to think i knew what i was doing.  What a mistake.  The dude plunged into me, i felt like i needed to pee, begged him to get off, went to the bathroom, wiped the blood off, and got dressed.  Then, i left, to his bitching about his hard dick.

Oh, well.

Yeppers, i was THAT kind of bitch.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #99 on: August 20, 2009, 02:15:09 AM
I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with.  *shrug*
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #100 on: August 20, 2009, 02:44:58 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 03:22:58 PM
Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.

I don't know if you're joking. You're joking right?




Right?
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #101 on: August 20, 2009, 03:23:02 AM
Quote from: underclass on August 20, 2009, 02:44:58 AM
Quote from: FAH-Q on August 19, 2009, 03:22:58 PM
Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 19, 2009, 04:35:53 AM
Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.

I don't know if you're joking. You're joking right?




Right?

It IS rather mindboggling, isn't it?  Never heard of Monty Python's John Cleese???

Oops.  i seem to have started my desk on fire with my j and the paper towels i've been using for snot-rags.

brb
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #102 on: August 20, 2009, 03:25:59 AM
Oh, wow.

Must've hit a major bugger, or snot glob ~ it went out, of it's own accord.

Whelp.  Guess i'm not destined to die of fire.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #103 on: August 20, 2009, 06:59:16 AM
Quote from: 13chemicals on August 20, 2009, 02:15:09 AM
I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with.  *shrug*

That low a percentage?
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #104 on: August 20, 2009, 10:06:49 AM
Of course he was kidding, he's a Python fan you tools.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #105 on: August 20, 2009, 10:19:39 AM
WTF is Mountie Python?
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #106 on: August 20, 2009, 10:27:45 AM
NOT the most important thing in a relationship, but it's close.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #107 on: August 20, 2009, 10:42:57 AM
Quote from: hip on August 20, 2009, 10:27:45 AM
NOT the most important thing in a relationship, but it's close.

Au contraire, mon cher!

Monty Python is probably the basis of EVERY "working" relationship known to man!
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #108 on: August 20, 2009, 10:48:29 AM
Yeah I can't get a blowjob without doing the fishslapping dance after....
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #109 on: August 20, 2009, 01:26:20 PM
Zoomie and the Knights that go .....
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #110 on: August 20, 2009, 03:09:24 PM
NI!
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #111 on: August 20, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
psst...ennnnggg or was it eeennnhhh . dam cant remember.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #112 on: August 20, 2009, 03:54:32 PM
It was Ni!
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #113 on: August 20, 2009, 05:40:35 PM
Quote from: Thrash on August 19, 2009, 04:16:31 PM
Wow, untouched as well ...
Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!

You don't think there's a reason for it?

Quote from: banal on August 20, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
psst...ennnnggg or was it eeennnhhh . dam cant remember.

The knights that go icky-icky-pikang- zoop-boing!
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #114 on: August 20, 2009, 06:09:04 PM
Seriously, I'd say for it to be manageable.
A failed relationship can be one of the most damaging things in the world.
As Cleese found out...  :o

Imagine how many fit, YOUNG hookers he couldve bought for 12Million...
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #115 on: August 20, 2009, 06:34:16 PM
You have to be able to discern a bad relationship from choosing a money-grubbing cunt.

One of the above is ALWAYS your fault. The other depends largely upon the jurisdiction in which you were wed.

Get married in Afghanistan. The men are never wrong, never at fault.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #116 on: August 20, 2009, 06:40:44 PM
Quote from: OriginalRessotaspiksMan on August 20, 2009, 06:09:04 PM
Seriously, I'd say for it to be manageable.
A failed relationship can be one of the most damaging things in the world.
As Cleese found out...  :o

Imagine how many fit, YOUNG hookers he couldve bought for 12Million...

That would've destroyed his reputation.

And I bet one of them, at one point or another, would've sued for some bullshit.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #117 on: August 20, 2009, 06:47:37 PM
That's what's wrong with the world today. Nobody's happy with their lot in life and will do almost anything to get what they think is "owed" to them. What went wrong?
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #118 on: August 20, 2009, 06:48:35 PM
But what is his reputation?
I reckon he's a typical upper class pervert of some sort.
The type thats married for 30 yrs but lives in the west wing with Sebastian the ballet choreographer.
While his mrs lives in the east wing of Sham-marriage Manor.

Its like all these Conservative MPs who talk about back to basics/"family values"
Then get caught bumming a horse... :o
A MALE horse too..!

BTW yes I did go to the pub tonight..  :-\

PS David Jason absolutely hates Cleese.
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Re: What's the most important thing within a relationship? Reply #119 on: August 20, 2009, 06:55:12 PM
His reputation is an old quirky funny guy.
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