I will never have a boyfriend again since I am working graveyard, but I don't want one so I will go back to my cave now.

You and Dylan are made for each other...

I usually don't meet the parents until I am absolutely exclusive with the person. But when i am "dating"' I screw them, and go on occasional outings.

*I* dont even start the pet names until I cal them my boyfriend! Good job!

Fact, Kyle, you're dating.

He's not dating if he doesn't BELIEVE he's dating.

It's like when someone thinks they can fly; they are flying, until (dramatically) proven otherwise.

Hey Kyle, we're not friends, right?  Can *I* meet her?

i think ive figured this fake eitje out.

Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.

The only relationship I was ever in ended in less than a week and we didn't actually do anything. I mean, apart from hug, which we did before....

So there's really not much I can say on relationships.

Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

*gasp*

....I think he's hilarious. eh.

Wow, untouched as well ...
Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!

Pass her around like a well-used crack pipe.

The first time i ever "did it" was with some dude i didn't even know.

i just didn't want to be a virgin with Stan, my second love.  i wanted him to think i knew what i was doing.  What a mistake.  The dude plunged into me, i felt like i needed to pee, begged him to get off, went to the bathroom, wiped the blood off, and got dressed.  Then, i left, to his bitching about his hard dick.

Oh, well.

Yeppers, i was THAT kind of bitch.

I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with.  *shrug*

Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.

I don't know if you're joking. You're joking right?




Right?

Still I'm glad I'm not JOhn CLeese( lanky prick English Monty Pytho star if u dont know).

Never heard of him.

I don't know if you're joking. You're joking right?




Right?

It IS rather mindboggling, isn't it?  Never heard of Monty Python's John Cleese???

Oops.  i seem to have started my desk on fire with my j and the paper towels i've been using for snot-rags.

brb

Oh, wow.

Must've hit a major bugger, or snot glob ~ it went out, of it's own accord.

Whelp.  Guess i'm not destined to die of fire.

I don't even remember the names to half the people I have had sex with.  *shrug*

That low a percentage?

Of course he was kidding, he's a Python fan you tools.

WTF is Mountie Python?

NOT the most important thing in a relationship, but it's close.

NOT the most important thing in a relationship, but it's close.

Au contraire, mon cher!

Monty Python is probably the basis of EVERY "working" relationship known to man!

Yeah I can't get a blowjob without doing the fishslapping dance after....

Zoomie and the Knights that go .....

NI!

psst...ennnnggg or was it eeennnhhh . dam cant remember.

It was Ni!

Wow, untouched as well ...
Hurry that aging thing; we want it all now!

You don't think there's a reason for it?

psst...ennnnggg or was it eeennnhhh . dam cant remember.

The knights that go icky-icky-pikang- zoop-boing!

Seriously, I'd say for it to be manageable.
A failed relationship can be one of the most damaging things in the world.
As Cleese found out... 

Imagine how many fit, YOUNG hookers he couldve bought for 12Million...

You have to be able to discern a bad relationship from choosing a money-grubbing cunt.

One of the above is ALWAYS your fault. The other depends largely upon the jurisdiction in which you were wed.

Get married in Afghanistan. The men are never wrong, never at fault.

Seriously, I'd say for it to be manageable.
A failed relationship can be one of the most damaging things in the world.
As Cleese found out... 

Imagine how many fit, YOUNG hookers he couldve bought for 12Million...

That would've destroyed his reputation.

And I bet one of them, at one point or another, would've sued for some bullshit.

That's what's wrong with the world today. Nobody's happy with their lot in life and will do almost anything to get what they think is "owed" to them. What went wrong?

But what is his reputation?
I reckon he's a typical upper class pervert of some sort.
The type thats married for 30 yrs but lives in the west wing with Sebastian the ballet choreographer.
While his mrs lives in the east wing of Sham-marriage Manor.

Its like all these Conservative MPs who talk about back to basics/"family values"
Then get caught bumming a horse...
A MALE horse too..!

BTW yes I did go to the pub tonight..  

PS David Jason absolutely hates Cleese.

His reputation is an old quirky funny guy.