Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Lucky on September 02, 2009, 10:28:44 PM
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...suck. So many important conversations are put off cos you want the little time you have physically together to be fun and pleasurable.
Anyway...off to Chicago for a few days.
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You get used to it.
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And then, when you stop trying, it falls apart.
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like any relationship
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and this thread can be closed.
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We have to break up with it via text message first !
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I have a friend who used to date a tattooed, teenaged South-Texas chick long distance.
That ended with him hiding in a cheap motel room in Kalamazoo, Michigan after the girl reverse-kidnapped him at her apartment for a few days.
While there he invented the concept of "the Flea-Headed God of Misogyny".
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I dated a speed freak marketing executive from SF. That ended when he decided to drive to wine country for a fix at 3 am when he couldn't get ahold of his regular dealer.
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For those who dont know, thats how far ?
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I recall fondly driving around the ghetto at an absurd hour while my formerly heroin-addicted lady friend chatted up every black guy standing on a street corner in her quest for more cocaine.
Decided to call it a night before I ended up shooting or running down one of those assholes for their persistent attempts to sell her instead on crack or heroin.
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Long distance for me, is > 10 miles.
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I did LDR for 2 years, then we lived together for 5 years. And we all know how that ended...
I tell myself that I will not do an LDR ever again.
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yeah? wanna cyber?
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We have to break up with it via text message first !
Ha! We actually joked about that on the phone last night. How it would be way classier to break up via txt than, say, a facebook update. Cos a text is at least sent directly and just to the recipient, who would get the information first.
Anyway, thanks, y'all. In that strange and very special way that only we can pull off - your selfish one-upmanship has actually helped ease my mind a little.
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Anyway, thanks, y'all. In that strange and very special way that only we can pull off - your selfish one-upmanship has actually helped ease my mind a little.
LOADED-GUN FAIL
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He's lucky, in love.
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We have to break up with it via text message first !
Ha! We actually joked about that on the phone last night. How it would be way classier to break up via txt than, say, a facebook update. Cos a text is at least sent directly and just to the recipient, who would get the information first.
Haha. One of my friends actually found out that the relationship was off from facebook first. He noticed in an update that his girlfriend had just listed herself as single. I guess she intended to make it official later that day by telling him to his face, but still he found out via facebook. I was telling him hey at least her update wasn't that she was now dating someone else.
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Anyway, thanks, y'all. In that strange and very special way that only we can pull off - your selfish one-upmanship has actually helped ease my mind a little.
We care a lot.
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Faith No More - We Care A Lot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwL6gS6HyTQ#normal)
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He's lucky, in love.
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For those who dont know, thats how far ?
Two hours there and two hours back.
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That's not too bad. I used to do about the same (Brisbane - Nimbin) for weed sometimes.
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What a terrible application of oneself.
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Not if it was up hill both ways.
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It is. Nimbin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimbin,_New_South_Wales) is a special place.
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I did LDR for 2 years, then we lived together for 5 years. And we all know how that ended...
I tell myself that I will not do an LDR ever again.
My wife and I did that for about three years. Then, we got hitched and have been together on our trip for some time.
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I hate the idea of a long distance relationship. I really like the guy I was dating this summer, but he lives in Raleigh. It's four states away! He is so great, sexy, sweet, and would be good for me, but I would have to wait until he got his master's degree in december to date him. I guess that is not that long, but I mean, I don't even know if he would want to be with me or live here. See?! It's already sounding like a mess.
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People are messy. And complicated and foolish and crazy and at times much more fragile than they seem. You either deal with it or die alone.
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I don't have a problem finding someone to date, I have a problem finding someone worth dating.
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You can be married and still be alone, in the sense in which I meant it.
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You can be married and still be alone, in the sense in which I meant it.
Indeed.
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I agree as well ...
I'm off to shower now ...
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I don't see the point.. talking to them is (almost) always good.. but what's a relationship without physical contact? blah.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the hell would you know about it?
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No physical contact is torture. I think that people can make it work long distance though if they are of a certain age. My dad has been with the same woman for twelve years, but they weren't physically together for the first five. They would go see each other a couple of times a month but nothing more, now they live together.
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It's easily the hardest part. Regular contact - from simple sharing of space/hand-holding to sex - is one of the big indicators to my brain that I'm in a relationship. Without it, I sometimes feel more alone than I do when I'm single. At least then, I know why I'm so starved for affection.
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It's easily the hardest part. Regular contact - from simple sharing of space/hand-holding to sex - is one of the big indicators to my brain that I'm in a relationship. Without it, I sometimes feel more alone than I do when I'm single. At least then, I know why I'm so starved for affection.
I'm the same way lucky. Back a zillion years ago when I was married, he was in the navy, and the first few days of him being gone were the worst. He was/is an asshole but we were big on the physical (non-sexual) touching, and not having him around felt like part of me missing. Just like having sex and bam its gone, the big lump from missing it to not missing it is long and hard. heh. unintended sexual innuendos are the best.
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I have no time to have sex or physical contact with men. It's depressing, but what can I do about it? Nothing.
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You could take matters into your own hands and film it and upload it.
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If you're telling us you work night shift and can't get some quality dick to come take care of you any time of day, with that bod, I call bullshit.
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I'll take one for the team (?).
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If you're telling us you work night shift and can't get some quality dick to come take care of you any time of day, with that bod, I call bullshit.
Word. I live with my woman and rarely get any.
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OKAY. I can get dick whenever I want, but quality isn't always guaranteed.
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It's all in the qualifier.
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my ex (husband) used to "joke" that "he fucks other women, but he makes loooove" to me. He thought it was hilarious. Makes me want to stab him now... and myself for being a dumbass for stickin around for so many years and so many times he fucked around. 3, 4, 5? I lost track. He's karmas bitch now. ;D
But the asshole was right, emotionally speaking there is a difference between fucking and making love (which makes me nauseous saying today) there's actually more satisfaction when there's actual feelings involved, not just unfunfunf *nut* *get out*
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No, I prefer the latter ...
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there's actually more satisfaction when there's actual feelings involved
You're talking about bareback right?
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Heh, there's that too ...
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...emotionally speaking there is a difference between fucking and making love ... there's actually more satisfaction when there's actual feelings involved, not just unfunfunf ehnnn ehnnn ehnnn *nut* *get out*
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cue the turtle fucking the tennis shoe
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hooray!
(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/turtlebagman.png) (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=522.0)
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I think I look rather handsome in that photo.
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i never told anyone, but that's your real, photographed beard hair.
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Hah!
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I have no time to have sex or physical contact with men. It's depressing, but what can I do about it? Nothing.
Buy a cat?
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I hate cats. I loathe going into someone's house and it smelling like a litter box. I want to vomit. I can't date anyone because I don't think there is anyone worth dating. My standards are too high. Bank account/job/car/big dick
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Hmmm
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Hmmmm ...
I qualify, however, I'm not moving; sorry ...
Apparently I never leave Jax ...
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that's what everybody says
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Bank account/job/car/big dick
Wow. I'm glad to go through life unfettered by any of those things!
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I'm not your dancing monkey, bitch.
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Bank account/job/car/big dick
these things seem obvious to me, as pieces of the boyfriend puzzle.
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The list is far from complete. Goals would be an essential and the abillity/potential to achieve them.
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My requirements: have an education and degree of some sort. have dreams, goals, aspirations. have job or career. have other interests besides me. be freaky in bed. be openminded and easygoing. not live with parents or other family members and not mooch off of family members. not be fucking crazy or boring. live within a reasonable distance from me.
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Excluding the hip thing. I would not quallify.
I run my own business, will retire before 40, have had a career in trade but dam...did not finish HS and no degree.
you need to be openminded trick if your going to get somebody openminded.
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My requirements... uhh... hmm... um..
he needs to make me laugh,
i need to be able to trust him,
he needs to be open minded,
he needs to care about me.
I can't think of anything else really.
I could list my preferences here but if I meet some who meets those four things then I don't care about them. If he's overweight or stupid or ugly.
Not that it doesn't matter. Just that it doesn't matter as much, I'm not that fussy.
I don't care if he's going nowhere in his life. Drop out. Loser. I mean, if I like him I like him. I wouldn't say no because of something else.
I wonder how much this will change in 10 years time.
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Excluding the hip thing. I would not quallify.
I run my own business, will retire before 40, have had a career in trade but dam...did not finish HS and no degree.
you need to be openminded trick if your going to get somebody openminded.
i am openminded. well, if they are this bizarre success story like you are, that would be an exception, but i dated two people who didn't have a HS degree. one was in a career that he got into by luck but doesn't really love and would rather be doing something else, has no sense of monetary responsibility or even general responsibility. the other had jobs but didn't have a career and was sort of aimlessly wandering through life. i'd rather be with someone who has a more solid idea of what they want or is currently working on it career-wise.
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Hell, I'm 32 and have no idea what I want to do when I grow up.
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Yeah, but you've at least got a job and your penis on the internet.
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Two jobs and my cock is everywhere. I shouldn't say everywhere, but it's been seen by quite a few people.
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We are all living Andy Warhol's dream.
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My cock is on the internet too!
Oh wait I don't have a cock.
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I have degrees and own 3+ successful businesses ...
I'm not sure I want you fucking me in the ass with a strap-on, however, let's get freaky and give the rest a try ...
Oh, wait; I'm not a reasonable distance ...
Welp, both you and Sasha have missed out due to your stringent requirements; and all within 36 hours ...
Damn the luck!!!
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I got a collection of 2700 retro dresses if that gets me across the line.
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I got a collection of 2700 retro dresses if that gets me across the line.
strangely, i'm sure it does.
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Chicks dig a guy who never wears the same dress twice.
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Chicks dig a guy who never wears the same dress twice.
...and shares.
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Tricky listen to the egg man above, he knows what he's on about.
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I DO like those retro dresses...
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I got over 200 office dresses from the 50's and 60's.
Yeah, I'm flirting.
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Is this what you do, sell 1950's Chinese retard dresses to 2000's Western retard women?
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My cock is on the internet too!
Oh wait I don't have a cock.
It's called a clit. Get to posting.
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Tricky's cock is just like Lady Gaga's. Small and thick and falling out all over the internet.
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If you had over 2000 pairs of shoes then Geek'd come over and lacquer your couch for you ...
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I dont do shoes.
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That is unfortunate.
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I do handbags. Geek like handbags ?
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I could use a pearl necklace, but only if it is Chanel.
(http://www.sky-fashion.net/images/0810/Chanel-n016.jpg)
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I could use a pearl necklace, but only if it is Chanel.
(http://www.sky-fashion.net/images/0810/Chanel-n016.jpg)
That seems a touch tacky.
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The only reason you say that is because you can't afford it.
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It just looks like a bloated charm bracelet.
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It just looks, well... tacky.
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One these things was going for $2,000 on ebay, it seems. It looks like something a 3rd grade art class would make for Mother's Day.
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If you think so, then employ your kid to make me one.
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He's only three... Give me five years.
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give that kid a smack on the ass in two years and send him to work. you don't want your boy to be a sally, do you?
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Actually, he's speech delayed. I had a huge stutter when I was younger and my wife had a wicked lisp. So, this should continue our proud patronage of speech therapists in the elementary years. Mine from when I was in 2nd grade was a hot Indian chick. I even got to see her in a bikini by the time I was in 5th grade. Yowsa!
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She looks schweet in a schwimming schuit!
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No, it's tacky.
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It's tacky to those who wear khaki.
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yes! I do love handbags, and shoes and other girly things like slips, bows, ruffles and what not.
But handbags, yes!
I have a nice pearl necklace from Tiffany. Chanel isn't my thing but I can see the draw to the necklace
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I have a nice pearl necklace from Tiffany detroit.
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Beat me to it ...
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I had t be sick today, missed oppotunities.
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I could use a pearl necklace, but only if it is Chanel Lucas.
Ok, I'll fix the OTHER one in this thread ...
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That would be like incest.
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I forgot the word "from" ...
Besides, Tricky'd be all mad ...
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That would be like incest.
Agreed. Sasha and I basically have the same parents, but instanced as different people.
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(http://www.sky-fashion.net/images/0810/Chanel-n016.jpg)
That's lopsided. Where's the other C thing that should be on the right?
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show's how much you actually know about style! symmetry isn't at all synonymous with high fashion or design.
i guess between drinking, taking pictures of shoes, and all the other stuff you guys did (wink wink) tricky didn't find much time to explain such things to you.
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CC is marketing, not high Fashion and is only just barely design.
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I have a nice pearl necklace from Tiffany detroit.
last night WAS a good night, even if pear necklaces were not involved! Sad!
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A good handjob to finish things off works wonders ...
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Current Long Distance Relationship Thought- I received information about a certain someone who might get a job here writing software for a major company.
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show's how much you actually know about style!
yes, that's right. This is the very moment at which I consummately demonstrated my lack of style.
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he has sweatpants with gigantic holes on the legs that he refuses to throw away. the man doesn't have a ton of style.
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You can't make a man throw away his comfy clothes. They're his comfy clothes. Know you nothing about men?
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^^ this is me, FYI.
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comfies don't have to be all holey and raggedy. i like a guy with good comfy clothes so i can sometimes snuggle up in them (provided they arent like, caked with oatmeal or ketchup and have holes around the crotch and stuff).
just as long as you don't leave your house in your comfies too often-- that's one sign that you've given up on life.
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comfies don't have to be all holey and raggedy. i like a guy with good comfy clothes so i can sometimes snuggle up in them (provided they arent like, caked with oatmeal or ketchup and have holes around the crotch and stuff).
Agreed. This one just happened to have a SMALL rip along the seam on the left leg. Barely even noticable, had I not pointed it out to her.
And I don't even wear those pants anymore, after they got tore up even further on that trip. So, nYAH.
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i have a pair of baggy black scruffy trousers that have a rip at the back of the leg...but i love those trousers.
i should probably throw them away tbh.
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We do not choose comfies. Comfies choose us. They are what they are.
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I throw clothes away pretty much only when they fall off. The vast majority of my black tshirts are more like grey. Comfy = good.
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I don't really own any clothes that aren't skin tight, so I wouldn't know what comfortable is.
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We do not choose comfies. Comfies choose us. They are what they are.
word.
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I just realized that I'm attired perfectly today for this topic. No shoes, tshirt, Dude shorts. Just another day at work.
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I only throw away T-shirts when I get given a new one and have no room for it. Then I pick one at random out of my rag pile and designate it for assignment. If I had a garden instead of an apartment I'd keep them even longer to use for painting shit.
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And I don't even wear those pants anymore, after they got tore up even further on that trip. So, nYAH.
I wonder how THAT happened? ;)
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I don't understand why girls want to wear their man's clothes. They are my clothes yo, not yours. The only reason I let "J" borrow that shirt (that I almost didn't get back if you recall), is because she had cum caked on the one she wore over. I bought the clothes for me, not you.
I just don't "get" snuggling with clothes. Gay. So gay.
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Girls like the pheromones on the clothes Kyle.
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Kyle = Shrek
That is his swamp, damnit!
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*cue krsna and his awesome PS skillz*
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Kyle doesn't get a lot of things, the one main thing being women.
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true dat
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He is getting more than you two this week.
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i doubt tricky or 13chems would trade no-sex for sexual relations with bagman's latest trick. anyone who would go anywhere near his bumpy, sharpie-esque genitalia... i shudder at the thought.
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Sharpie?
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unfortunate, isn't it?
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As in the Magnum Sharpie?
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No, as in, the pen ...
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He obviously gets off with it. More power to him.
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I think you missed a thread around here somewhere, dude ...
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The only penis I saw here was mine, that one Sasha posted, and the ones Geek put up waiting for me to put mine up.
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http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=553.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=553.0)
but pictures are gone now.
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http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=553.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=553.0)
but pictures are gone now.
You had that bookmarked?
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She archives Baggie ...
hahahaha ....
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I know how to use the search function actually.
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I right clicked the image.....it DID have my name on it. so fuck off.
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It's a piece of history specifically for you.
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How do you know he wasn't referring to the Howard Johnson's where he was conceived on Rockaway Beach during a NAMBLA fest?
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You really think Kyle omits details about his penis ?
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How do you know he wasn't referring to the Howard Johnson's where he was conceived on Rockaway Beach during a NAMBLA fest?
Men can't conceive in the ass, so it was probably a felching job of sorts to start with.
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The only penis I saw here was mine, that one Sasha posted, and the ones Geek put up waiting for me to put mine up.
You are late to the party bro. Cock pic; been there and done that. Cock molding; been there and done that too. Cunt molding; up next. Then the crown-jewel, yet-to-be-announced amazingness is down the road a bit.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3797/me1x.jpg) (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/827/hehb.jpg)
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Damn, Kyle DOES love us afterall!!!
(He just won't date us)
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I'm grateful. He's not a chubby chick and I bet he has hairy feet.
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I am worried this ends in a Bagman sex tape.
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I'm certain this ends in a Bagman sex tape.
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Damn, Kyle DOES love us afterall!!!
(He just won't date us)
:'(
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The only penis I saw here was mine, that one Sasha posted, and the ones Geek put up waiting for me to put mine up.
You are late to the party bro. Cock pic; been there and done that. Cock molding; been there and done that too. Cunt molding; up next. Then the crown-jewel, yet-to-be-announced amazingness is down the road a bit.
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3797/me1x.jpg) (http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/827/hehb.jpg)
Well at least we know of one pussy that laid down for one of bagman's cocks.There's the proof in the picture.
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Well at least we know of one pussy that laid down for one of bagman's cocks.There's the proof in the picture.
next time you see a cat, just think "this cat's head is volumetrically similar to bagman's penis."