I'm not your dancing monkey, bitch.

Bank account/job/car/big dick

these things seem obvious to me, as pieces of the boyfriend puzzle.

The list is far from complete. Goals would be an essential and the abillity/potential to achieve them.

My requirements: have an education and degree of some sort. have dreams, goals, aspirations. have job or career. have other interests besides me. be freaky in bed. be openminded and easygoing. not live with parents or other family members and not mooch off of family members. not be fucking crazy or boring. live within a reasonable distance from me.

Excluding the hip thing. I would not quallify.

I run my own business, will retire before 40, have had a career in trade but dam...did not finish HS and no degree.

you need to be openminded trick if your going to get somebody openminded.

My requirements... uhh... hmm... um..

he needs to make me laugh,
i need to be able to trust him,
he needs to be open minded,
he needs to care about me.


I can't think of anything else really.
I could list my preferences here but if I meet some who meets those four things then I don't care about them. If he's overweight or stupid or ugly.
Not that it doesn't matter. Just that it doesn't matter as much, I'm not that fussy.
I don't care if he's going nowhere in his life. Drop out. Loser. I mean, if I like him I like him. I wouldn't say no because of something else.

I wonder how much this will change in 10 years time.

Excluding the hip thing. I would not quallify.

I run my own business, will retire before 40, have had a career in trade but dam...did not finish HS and no degree.

you need to be openminded trick if your going to get somebody openminded.

i am openminded. well, if they are this bizarre success story like you are, that would be an exception, but i dated two people who didn't have a HS degree. one was in a career that he got into by luck but doesn't really love and would rather be doing something else, has no sense of monetary responsibility or even general responsibility. the other had jobs but didn't have a career and was sort of aimlessly wandering through life. i'd rather be with someone who has a more solid idea of what they want or is currently working on it career-wise.

Hell, I'm 32 and have no idea what I want to do when I grow up.

Yeah, but you've at least got a job and your penis on the internet.

Two jobs and my cock is everywhere. I shouldn't say everywhere, but it's been seen by quite a few people.

We are all living Andy Warhol's dream.

My cock is on the internet too!

Oh wait I don't have a cock.

I have degrees and own 3+ successful businesses ...

I'm not sure I want you fucking me in the ass with a strap-on, however, let's get freaky and give the rest a try ...

Oh, wait; I'm not a reasonable distance ...

Welp, both you and Sasha have missed out due to your stringent requirements; and all within 36 hours ...

Damn the luck!!!

I got a collection of 2700 retro dresses if that gets me across the line.

I got a collection of 2700 retro dresses if that gets me across the line.

strangely, i'm sure it does.

Chicks dig a guy who never wears the same dress twice.

Chicks dig a guy who never wears the same dress twice.

...and shares.

Tricky listen to the egg man above, he knows what he's on about.

I DO like those retro dresses...

I got over 200 office dresses from the 50's and 60's.

Yeah, I'm flirting.

Is this what you do, sell 1950's Chinese retard dresses to 2000's Western retard women?

My cock is on the internet too!

Oh wait I don't have a cock.

It's called a clit. Get to posting.

Tricky's cock is just like Lady Gaga's.  Small and thick and falling out all over the internet.

If you had over 2000 pairs of shoes then Geek'd come over and lacquer your couch for you ...

I dont do shoes.

That is unfortunate.

I do handbags. Geek like handbags ?

I could use a pearl necklace, but only if it is Chanel.

I could use a pearl necklace, but only if it is Chanel.

That seems a touch tacky.

The only reason you say that is because you can't afford it.