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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on December 23, 2009, 06:18:59 PM

Title: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Drugmoth on December 23, 2009, 06:18:59 PM: http://lolmartshirts.com/2009/12/17/lolmart-shirts-im-an-anteater/ (http://lolmartshirts.com/2009/12/17/lolmart-shirts-im-an-anteater/)
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Post by: Zoomie on December 23, 2009, 06:24:13 PM: Hi there 2008!
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Post by: Drugmoth on December 23, 2009, 06:26:58 PM: Uh, that's a brand new shirt Einstein.
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: FAH-Q on December 23, 2009, 07:08:07 PM: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=507.0 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=507.0)
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Drugmoth on December 23, 2009, 08:28:48 PM: You know what?

Your mom.
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: FAH-Q on December 23, 2009, 10:32:25 PM: Barbara? What about her?
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Post by: Zoomie on December 23, 2009, 10:37:48 PM: I told you to pay closer attention, but I suppose with your limited attention span...
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Post by: Drugmoth on December 24, 2009, 12:30:48 AM: Sorry, what?
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: taiko on December 24, 2009, 11:40:59 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on December 23, 2009, 06:26:58 PM
Uh, that's a brand new shirt Einstein.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=507.msg23602#msg23602 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=507.msg23602#msg23602)
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Post by: Thrash on December 24, 2009, 03:35:39 PM: I'll stay out of this one ...
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Post by: Zoomie on December 24, 2009, 04:13:37 PM: Yeah Dylie is so cute when he thinks he's being original...
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Post by: taiko on December 24, 2009, 04:20:39 PM: HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO LIKES BOATS?
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: mosh on December 24, 2009, 06:53:22 PM: I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...

FOR SHAME!
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Post by: taiko on December 24, 2009, 06:54:08 PM: HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO'S A PORN HOUND.
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Post by: Zoomie on December 24, 2009, 06:58:35 PM: HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?
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Post by: mosh on December 24, 2009, 07:03:31 PM: my job here is done...
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Post by: arielle.looney on December 24, 2009, 09:52:37 PM: Quote from: Mosh on December 24, 2009, 07:03:31 PM
Hey, guys? I guess my job here is done...

FIXED!
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: taiko on December 25, 2009, 10:03:54 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on December 24, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
HEY GUYS, GUESS WHO HAS THE HOTS FOR JENNY CRAIG?

The same guy who likes boats. :P
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Zoomie on December 25, 2009, 11:13:22 AM: Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???

That's the first correct answer in this thread...
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: taiko on December 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on December 25, 2009, 11:13:22 AM
Wait... Morgan Freeman likes fat chicks too???
Zoomie likes fat chicks.

(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/688.jpg)

Morgan Freeman likes his step-granddaughter.

(http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/morgan-freeman-affair-with-granddaughter-ee28099dean-hines.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: mosh on December 25, 2009, 11:11:06 PM: Quote from: taiko on December 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM
(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/688.jpg)

Thats a 3 way I'd like to be in the middle of...
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Zoomie on December 25, 2009, 11:26:57 PM: The blonde is now skinny and the tanned one ain't...
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Post by: Thrash on December 26, 2009, 05:43:51 PM: The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...
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Post by: ttfg on December 26, 2009, 05:47:07 PM: ~blink
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: taiko on December 26, 2009, 08:18:17 PM: Quote from: Thrash on December 26, 2009, 05:43:51 PM
The Flintstones are WAY BETTER than The Jetsons; FYI ...

This is a lie.
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: arielle.looney on December 26, 2009, 10:42:22 PM: Quote from: taiko on December 25, 2009, 10:53:00 PM
Zoomie likes fat chicks.

(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/688.jpg)

KIRSTIE ALLEY??? You, pal, are Brain Dead if you wouldn't hit that!
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: mosh on December 27, 2009, 12:41:16 AM: hahahaha Lucas got called brain dead on my account....

And, yeah, I'd hit it. I figure she gotta be told at least twice.
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Phaedrus on December 27, 2009, 03:02:30 AM: Quote from: Mosh on December 24, 2009, 06:53:22 PM
I'm disappointed in you fools... no one said "Welcome to Fuse, numbnuts"...

FOR SHAME!

YEAH, WELCOME TO ME, NUMBNUTS!
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Doormouse on January 03, 2010, 03:11:50 PM: I'm mainly shocked they cut out the critical "Fuck you" at the beginning to make the shirt P.C. "Fuck you" is integral to the joke.
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Post by: Nitya on January 03, 2010, 04:50:38 PM: The blonde woman is not fat
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Doormouse on January 03, 2010, 04:59:17 PM: The only real problem with that picture is that the shoes everyone is wearing are waaaay too pointy. I hate when women wear these needle-like shoes.
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Nitya on January 03, 2010, 05:03:26 PM: I agree! Even if you were joking, I dislike them, course I've never worn any myself, and I'm not crazy about shoes wth that big a heel anyway.
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: FAH-Q on January 03, 2010, 06:38:02 PM: Toes ought not to be pointed on anyone's shoes, as far as I'm concerned.
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: arielle.looney on January 03, 2010, 09:05:25 PM: Quote from: Doormouse on January 03, 2010, 04:59:17 PM
The only real problem with that picture is that the shoes everyone is wearing are waaaay too pointy. I hate when women wear these needle-like shoes.

No KIDDING!!! It's bizarre ...
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Thrash on January 04, 2010, 04:45:16 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on January 03, 2010, 06:38:02 PM
Toes ought not to be pointed on anyone's shoes, as far as I'm concerned.
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: ttfg on January 04, 2010, 06:11:14 PM: I think this is where the idea of high heels came from.

(http://archives.starbulletin.com/1998/03/10/features/artb.gif)

The date of origin for heels is damm close to around the time westerners (modern and open (rabid) to new fashion) would of first seen foot binding. As of now I have yet to read anybody else EVER suggesting what I am here. (btw, Heels began around the 1500s)
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: FAH-Q on January 04, 2010, 06:36:25 PM: Quote from: banal on January 04, 2010, 06:11:14 PM
(btw, Heels began around the 1500s)

Nuh-uh. Way earlier than that:

(http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/beowulf_sexy_angelina_jolie_legs.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Doormouse on January 04, 2010, 06:52:51 PM: (http://foodofbrazil.com/images/Frozen_Chicken_Paw.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: Thrash on January 05, 2010, 10:41:39 PM: (http://z.about.com/d/pediatrics/1/0/j/2/clubfoot.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm an anteater!
Post by: arielle.looney on January 12, 2010, 12:49:12 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on January 04, 2010, 06:36:25 PM
Quote from: banal on January 04, 2010, 06:11:14 PM
(btw, Heels began around the 1500s)

Nuh-uh. Way earlier than that:

(http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/beowulf_sexy_angelina_jolie_legs.jpg)

That's sort of like a dewclaw, eh?